I was looking at my friends counter thing at facebook, i have 200 friends, I dunno how, some people have like 1000, 2000, its mad.

Then I was thinking how many facebook friends are ppl I know, then I slowly counted……..about 100? thats like half. Then I counted the number of people who are my friends, 50, and number of people who will actually talk to me, I counted…..its disappointing that there are only……20 ppl, or even less than that.

My links on the right, i only talk to 1/3 of the people there.

There are only a few people that fit the definition of “friend” in the dictionary….

I see others, there are people who have so many friends, that everytime they go online on MSN, at least 3-4 people will talk to them.

hmm…..its nerve racking….

I don’t even know what I’m saying, kukumalu

LOL no such word, okay, today, this blog, is battle arena.

I’m just listing some competitions between 2 things or ppl, on which one is better.

1st match:

      VS

Manchester United VS Chelsea

Actually this one no competititon, Its obvious the red devil is stronger than the blue lion, it has a sharp fork while the lion has a donut stuck on a stick, Liverpool and Arsenal fans don’t be offended, we know you guys can’t win it. ( I just made enemies with all liverpool and arsenal fans.)

okay, match 2:

                    VS

Selena Gomez VS Demi Lovato 

sry for the uneven photos, kinda hard to find completely same sized photos.

I had this argument with Junjie (this classmate) over who was better, looks, acting etc.

JJ: demi lovato rawkss so much

SK: your head, look at her freakishly think lips, you’ll get lost in them.

JJ: aiya, selena gomez so flat chested!

SK: pervert

JJ: i’m just stating facts.

SK: eh, “wizards of waverly place” or “sonny with a chance” better?

JJ: sonny with a chance!

SK: you got a brain tumor, go get it removed, wizards of waverly place owns kay.

then we rambled on and on…..

Anyway, when these 2 are concerned, selena pwns demi, i’m not crazy abt her, she’s just better than demi. Hannah/miley fans, don’t blame me for not putting her up, she’ll lose anyway.

Match 3:

VS

Sony Ericsson VS NOKIA

This has been debated for some time now, which one is better?

I’m using, and have always been using a NOKIA phone so i think NOKIA is better, hear me out.

Among TEENAGERS, sony ericsson is famouser (lol), i dunno why, but its famouser (bad grammar).

Sony ericsson is kinda weird, I have friends complaining to me that it shuts off by itself, and it was freakin laggy, it took 10 mins to delete marcus’ messages. And to add on, its flimsy, I just knocked jingwei a little, his phone dropped, hit the floor, shattered into 5 pieces.

I dropped my nokia phone countless number of times, and it just has some scratches but its still working fine.

To me NOKIA gives the professional look, look at the sleek designs, sony ericsson is more…..i dunno….young looking? lovl….

You see businessmen, most of them use nokia, its presentable.

BUT, ppl say that the sony ericsson music player thingy has better sound quality, i dunno never tried, NOKIA is already good I think.

Well….this I can’t say who’s better……NOKIA PWNS!!!

this was a rather NOKIA biased competition haha….

I think its brilliant! Look on the street, how many people do you see wearing green+red?

Its such a special combination, better than your average white+black, black+white. 

In my life, I have only seen 1 person wear this combi, at least I think so, Jeidy. On Be yourself day she wore green skinny jeans, top I can’t rmb, think it was red. Anyway.

I also got this idea from this yugioh card, yeah used to play it but now no more, too busy.

Wow so big. The red plus green, its like so AWESOME!

Just now went to watch this Church skit with Jingwei, And I was wearing green top plus red pants, then he was criticising,” Why you wear red and green? These two colours don’t match, its too contrasting.”

Anyway there are very few green shirts around, wear more green, make singapore a greener country haha.

Oh, and my abdomen thing, it was just a false alarm, I didn’t tear it (damn internet), its just too tired says the doctor. Just can’t do sit ups for the next 2 days.

If you have any doubts on your body, the internet is the last place you should go, go see a doctor.

This is every sportsman’s worst nightmare, a serious injury.

Its just ridiculous, I just did 200 sit ups and now I have a teared abdominal muscle. Most of you have never experienced this before, when you strain you stomach, to sit up from lying down, to stand up straight, it hurts.

I can’t even stand straight, I have to walk like a hunchback. I thought it was like a small ache that i always get after training, so I kept stretching it by leaning backwards, little did I know, I was making it worse….

I think I’ll be out for a few weeks or months, WTF, no sports……

Its just a bitch……..I wanted to improve in the shortest time possible, haha…..Killed myself

My parents got me to watch Storm warriors 2 with them, it feels damn weird watching with parents, like I’m still a little kid…

Storm warriors 2 is a continuition of storm warriors 1 (hahas, obviously). So the beginning I didn’t quite get.

The story was action packed, with all those damn cool killing, smashing effects, million swords flying around. But I think that was the only good thing about that movie as the story didn’t capture me, it didn’t pull me in like other great movies like umm…..cars? HEY its a good movie, and there was YES MAN, a top class comedy that had me laughing through the whole thing, but I can’t judge different genre of movies like this haha….

There were a lot of redundant parts, they did absolutely nothing to boost the emotions that the movie was supposed to give, the main character CLOUD, hugged this girl for like what 5 mins (okay maybe not THAT long, maybe 4.59 mins.)

That seriously bored me out. 

For the ending they had the two characters fight it out like mad, and it pulled too long, my parents were snoring.

Overall score I would give the movie: 2.5/5

Hey the action isn’t bad!

I didn’t sleep the entire night yesterday, just not tired, so I watched the shows on STAR WORLD, shows like Friends, everyone loves raymond, they’re all comedies.

And at 4am I watched this show 7th heaven, and this episode they were talking about valentines’ day.

It made me think about my past childish ‘relationships’

reason for 1st break up: hmm…..noticed another girl

reason for 2nd break up: uhh…..same thing, noticed another girl

 next year’s 14th feb, what would I be doing on that day? Either I spend it alone at home, doing homework, or spend it with someone. I guess its time, for the first time in my life I have to gather up my courage to ask.

SO anyway, I seriously couldn’t sleep, so I went down and did sit-ups, push-ups, superman, my badminton stuff training.

THIS was 5.45am, seriously, this was my view.

It was nice, the cool breeze, arms as numb as a dog, just lied there.

Then at around 6am, I went to swim, I did a cannon ball from like 2m above and lots of houses turned on their light and came out to see what happened lol.

swam, and after my nice swim, I lied on those poolside chairs, and I was looking at this particular apartment’s balcony.

This GIRL came out, but she looked at me for like…2 seconds and went back into the house, I couldn’t see her face clearly but i know she was a girl, long hair.

Heard this angmoh voice, you know those ABC ppl, have this funny accent, yeah she was probably an ABC…

So I waited, and waited and waited, I was below, she was above, but difference was, it was in the morning, and we have never seen each other.

SO I WAITED FOR LIKE 1 HOUR, AND NOTHING, the sky was so bright.

ooh, not bad.

So I gave up and went back home.

haha……the bad thing about condo’s is that all those foreigners stay here, and their children would be like…..have that stupid accent, wish this 14 year old Singaporean chio-bu could move in….

I don’t know what I’m saying, its Vietnamese.

Haha, okay, so I went to Viet for the weekend, 3 days 2 nights. And I went there and spent like 50% of my time sleeping in the bus.

There were almost no interesting places, only this place where the Vietnam war took place, don’t tell me you don’t know about the vietnam war?

This was rather interesting, the viets had many traps that could kill on the spot, and the war took place in a jungle, so it was damn deep and made it hard to spot traps, they even had holes, like serious holes, they could travel underground, there was like 1km or more underground routes.

And we travelled underground, a 50m trail, BLOODY HELL IT WAS TIRING, my thighs hurt like hell, standing was impossible in the tunnel, i was squat walking, IT WAS WORSE THAN BUNNY HOPS! ( and bunny hops are murderous….)

I went there once, and I wasn’t as tired as this time, god shit I’m getting old……my prime is gone?

then we explored around the battle ground, and only 1 good picture was taken, others were blurry cause my little bro was the one handling the camera…..

Then other than that….there was nothing else other than the shopping

My auntie was a damn good bargain-er, we wanted to buy jeans, then my aunt went to bargain like mad, see the convo.

Aunt: how much?

seller: 500 000 dong ( singapore currency= divide by 10 000)

aunt: WA so much ah? no no 200 000

seller: no no, cannot, okay I give you best price, 450 000 dong.

aunt: never mind lah, don wan (then she gathers all of us and walks off haha)

seller: wait wait! you give me the maxium price you can.

aunt: 200 000 dong very good already, i singapore 150 000 dong can buy!

seller: 350 000 dong?

then this went on, the seller kept decreasing 50 000 dong lol.

Finally, the seller agreed to 200 000 dong, haha.

In these kind of bargain places, you have to get a 60% discount, its all fake stuff anyway.

But my dad, is a seriously BAD BAD BAD bargain-er. We were buying this chess set then…

dad: how much?

seller: 1 million dong (don’t be shocked, its just $100 sing)

dad: too much, 400 000!

seller: sir I cannot lah, I need to make money, i got children to feed….

dad: 700 000 dong? (wtf, he increased the price?!)

seller: sir please, maximum price?

dad: okay okay, 800 000 dong?

seller: ok ok lah….

WTF, i think the seller earn lah pls, my dad just damn bad at this….

When bargaining, you have to be DAMN COLD BLOODED, MINUS AMAP (as much as possible). I can’t do it though, These sellers are like freaking poor, and I just can’t bear to minus the price, they need to do business……

I Remember I went to India with school, I was buying this slippers…. it was like….70 rupees i think, I looked at their living conditions, and didn’t bargain too much and bought it for 60 rupees….

Hiya…..too kind hearted lah….

And you all know my mission when I go overseas:

1. See the culture and people over there,  Experience their lives.

2. See and attract as many girls as possible.

if just go there sight seeing just too boring, need more spice.

And after observing the girls there, here is my hypothesis:

VERY VERY FEW chiobu, and I thought Singapore was lacking….Girls are damn flirt, lots of situations, I was walking on the streets, some had boyfriends, still dared to wave and smile at me, sluts. BUT, there is one good thing, THERE ARE VERY FEW FAT GIRLS (I never saw 1 fat girl). Cause the country is poor, most of them eat vegetables for every meal, no meat. This allows them to have the hourglass figure, and most of them are chesty (not pervert, my mom told me this). You see Singapore, on the streets you will surely see at least one fat girl. Girls should eat more veges.

And the air was killer, Everytime I look at the sky, I would think its fog, but actually its carbon monoxide, the number of motorcycles on the road is unreal, the ratio I think is 1 car: 100 motorcycles.

It seems that the government set the tax or something to 200%, if a car in singapore is $1000, in Vietnam its $3000. This explains why there are godly number of motorcycles on the road.

I think if I stayed there, my stamina would be so suckish it would kill me.

Overall: Vietnam kinda boring, very few interesting places, their idea of entertainment is going to the pasar malam, while for us its jurong point, J8, VIVO city, so many places to go. The air sucks, its like smoking a whole packet of cigarattes.

1.5/5 stars, hey, at least the culture is quite interseting…

sorry no photos, something wrong with wordpress….

This guy from japan, just married a girl charater from a game in nintendo DS. What they gay?

If he like her its okay lah, have his own dirty fantasies, but he marries her, HAVING A REAL SERIOUS CEREMONY! Let the video do the talking…

I dunno what japan doing, allowing this kind of foolish thing happen.

But….maybe they thinking,” hey just let him get married first, we earn his money, wait till he gets tired of making love with a nintendo DS then he divorces, we get more money!”

haha….its just rubbish lah.

I used to think Facebook is a waste of time, but now, after using it for awhile, it is STILL A WASTE OF TIME.

People can stay on facebook from day to night, and I can’t even stay on it for 10mins (unless seeing chiobu photos lah, that one different case.) hey but i’m not a perv.

People do quizzes, write notes, play games, BUY AND SELL FRIENDS WITH FAKE CURRENCY, its like stupid lah.

what Mouse hunt, its not good…..there’s no action!

FB just waste time lah.

And this is an apology letter my fren wrote for getting one of my posters wet, try to decode it LOL.

Sorry LAh

I Buy The

A*** LAmb

Poster for

U

Bloody hell how I know what it meant, I kept thinking about “lamb chop, lamb chop” then now he tells me

aDAM LAmbert 

He forgot his name.

lol……epic joke

I was canceling out my daily calendar and one entire piece of drawing block was completely X-ed out.

And as you can see the many blanks, quite wasted actually……

People would ask me out, and I would say,” NO.” Whats wrong with me sia.

Lazy pig…sway lah born in 1995.

Mapling all the way, now lvl 49 (sadly….its my highest level….).

Time goes especially fast these days don’t you think? Its like Boomz! and 1 month became the past….

GOTTA UTILIZE THE LAST MONTH OF HOLIDAYS!!!