MegaMcSpicy Mania

Dinner wasn’t cooked, so had to order, actually supposed to be KFC but too full, so had to turn to old friend.

While ordering online, I was damn hungry and was tempted by the damn oily, cute looking MEGA McSpicy (Big mac so ugly…)

And I still had to geikiang (act pro), went to order latte.

So when it came, damn happy, can appease my stomach. But I regretted soon after….

The Latte was pure shit, it tasted like water, BITTER WATER, stupid combi. MegaMcSpicy was waiting for me in the box, seducing me to gobble it up….

Couldn’t hold it anymore, opened it and grabbed my first bite, haha, no feeling one, like chicken feet.

But before I reached half the burger, I was crying, face was as red as a tomato, sweating from tip to toe, could feel the sweat coming out from my skin…..

And together with the latte, I could die.

At least the latte managed to stop the MegaMcSpicy burning me better than other drinks.

Other times Chili is nothing, but this time different. I was banging the table like a mad man, finally I almost finished the burger, leaving one small bite, BUT DIDN’T DARE LOL.

Just had to get over with it, stuffed it in my mouth and ho seh liao (can liao).

I rushed to the toilet, sneezed, snot on my hand, tears dripped on my hand, and without washing first, just applied soap and mixed it, applied it on my tomato face. DISGUSTING SIA.

After effects…

felt like puking, had a stomach ache, like hell….

Learnt my lesson: Double cheeseburger is my best friend.

 

INTO MAPLE AGAIN!!!

Maple is just something good to do while on com, don’t you feel bored while on the com? Nothing to do? Go play maple lah.

With the new world IZAR!!!! And the new job ARAN!!! Its funner.

Its something to while your time away, eh its holidays, like seriously nothing to do, you people don’t call me out to ‘kaikai’.

THEREFORE, GO PLAY MAPLE, EVEN THOUGH ITS KINDA WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY, ITS BETTER THAN WASTING IT ON DUMB GAMES LIKE MOUSEHUNT, OR DOTA? RIGHT?

I’m playing Izar, 24 hour 2x exp NUB!

My CHAR is named: SeLiMaTeUs

CHIO RITE!?

Waa…..I should stop this…

Badminton training was a killer today, and both my knees got injuries, like really serious ones, when I sit down its damn hard to get up again, squatting is worse. It feels like some sprain or something…..

And after training, come home, shower and then lie on couch to get a “little rest”, and sleep for 4-5 hours. When i wake up its like I just had drunk sex (OKAY I dunno, just imagined it to be suckish). My hair would be messed up, face oily, neck would be in pain….it just sucks….

And to make things worse this guy from some other country (11 numbers) called me and shouted: EH BUNGADEH PUDEH!

I was freaking pissed so shouted back: FUCK YOU BITCH FACE!

And just hanged up…

I’m SCREWING UP MY LIFE, AGAIN! I think there are many other posts like this in my past posts.

And tomorrow, some health conference thats gonna be running for 11 hours, all the way from 7.30am……

I’m gonna get some red bull….

GAY

I’m just afraid of gays, guys that like guys, where’s the reason….

I was traveling home from harbour-front after clarissa’s birthday, and I waited at the bus stop for the bus. Then this group of paikias that work at macdonals walked to the bus stop. They had black eye-liner, which is totally hot on girls but on guys its just WRONG.

So they sat down, with their girl like sitting positions, one of them even tied his hair like a girl. I was minding my own business playing my PSP (DISSIDIA!!! actually now a bit boring.) when I just looked up cause I lost and to catch a breath.

THE GAY LOOKED AT ME AND WINKED, AND GRINNED, BLOODY SHIT IT WAS SCARY I TELL YOU.

LUCKILY, BUS 10 CAME (THANK GOD), I BOARDED THE BUS AND YEAH, ESCAPED FROM THE GAYS.

I know its not their fault they’re gay (or is it?), izzit genes or what? Its just weird……

You all know adam lambert? this guy right here

Yeah he’s gay, which CREEPS ME OUT. I think he was the better idol in american idol, thats what the pundits say as well, but the other guy won (whats his name again?). Kris…..Kris allen or something.

Enough about that, the topic is GAY, damn it just makes my hair stand….

Carrying on…..You know Thailand? The guys DO SURGERY TO BECOME GALS……WHAT THE BITCH (sorry) IS WRONG WITH THEM?!

Ronaldo from brazil, was once one of the best strikers in the world, and being a rich guy, he like the current cristiano ronaldo (ASS TRAITOR) finds hookers too…….which is just a disgrace…..

Ronaldo-brazil one, he went to find a hooker, the hooker looked like a girl but wasn’t, when she (or rather HE), stripped, ronaldo found a DCIK when there was supposed to be a VGAIAN. Shocked, he burst out of the room lol, served him right.

And not long ago, this uni-guy, taught tuition at this small boy’s house, and eventually raped him……SICK, JUST SICK.

But what can we do, they are humans too…….BUT THEY MUSN’T CROSS THE BLOODY LINE, others aren’t gay!

ahhh…….just disgusted lah…..

Stalker

In today’s (actually it happened on sat) episode, I wasn’t stalked, I was the stalker (or somewhat).

Normal day getting on harbourfront MRT to go some place, So I was going down the long escalators and I saw this girl mini-skirt, long nice hair, big nice earrings, gladiator shoes, but the problem was that I was looking at the “Epilogue”, “blurb” or “summary” whatever you call it (BACK OF THE BOOK). For you blur-sotongs who still don’t understand, I was looking at the back view.

And Natural guy instincts told me: DUDE GO CHECK OUT THE FACE!

So I listened to my inner voice and walked faster….and faster and faster…….

eventually we boarded the same train (why else would a person be at harbourfront?), so she walked and leaned onto this glass panel(not the door). and I still could only see the back view. I couldn’t blow my cover so I just took my time and sat a distance.

Arrived at dhoby ghaut and she got down there too. AND I WAS STILL FOLLOWING HER BACK DAMMIT.

And I had to get to the novena but she was LEAVING THE STATION.

SO LAST RESORT, I COUGHED REALLY LOUD, so loud it was kinda embarrassing.

Almost everyone looked at me, including her, and guess what I saw……

God I was blinded by “BANGS” (this ugly hairstyle girls dunno why they like).

HALF HER FACE WAS COVERED, but the other half, fat cheeks, fat lips, small eyes, kinda looked like a koala, but it wasn’t cute……..horseshit I wasted my time.

So I walked off disappointed……..suffering from depression, trauma, shock, and thousands of other stuff.

My experience has taught me a lesson: dude, don’t gudge a book by its back, look at how pretty the front is first.

HEY, yeah, I got something here!

Girls are like books

the front may look nice and colourful

the back may arouse curiosity

but what matters is inside, as thats were the story is.

WOW.

Rotting

My parents are away for the week, leaving me AND THE FISHING MAID at home.

With another person at home, I can’t do whatever I like, like play the piano like a mad man, actually thats the only thing.

SO i’ve gotten back to maple story, the game that partially ruined me for years, Seriously nothing to do, so i’m collecting dust……..

Hey call me go out leh (DESPO), any place, anytime, anywhere (in singapore), whoever you are I don’t care, just gimme a call or something.

Wow, DESPERATE SIA…

Lifeless…again

Being a teenager, there will be mood swings (especially the girls). So now I’m getting those moodswings, sleeping at 3am waking up at 10am, having a “screw the whole world” attitude, why do I always go there?

Actually had my schedule planned out, damn perfect, but people just can’t stick to the plan, change appointments here and there and ultimately affect my overall schedule, so……life is mixey.

Well…..here are some pictures over the weeks.

LOL, villa getting raped.

I dunno why this just…….its just weird…..

Look at the pro who won $100, its $10 x 10.

 

Ever seen a fry (is it fry or fri? PLURAL: FRIES, SINGULAR: FRY?), oh whatever, bet you never seen this shape b4.

Shit headache, ahHH!

good lord i’m back

Hey all, sry for not posting for awhile, my com was so battered I could cry, cannot connect internet, Blue screen of death every 5 mins, so I got this guy to repair my comp and wow did he do a good job.

Shit I’m damn tired now……i’ll be back tmr to resume my posting kay, better come back or you’ll rue it!

‘Popular’ very convenient

So today we (rohini, weiwen, kwokying, zhenhao and yours truly) went to visit daniel (you probably don’t know them its okay, just part of the story.)

Daniel is this guy who has this FREAKIN rare cancer thing.

So we met up at Jurong Point (always meet there one….), and bought flowers, fruits and a ‘get well soon card’, and diy-ed cause the package one costed $50, and the class fund was what, $30?

So we had to write something on the card but guess what, no pen.

Then Zhen hao with all his funny ideas said,” eh we go popular ‘test’ the pens lah.”

LOL, so we went there and seriouslyALMOST “TESTED” the pens, luckily we bumped into some 2-4 girls and lent their pens (talk about coincidence).

So we went his house talked, played and crapped.

Well……nothing much today, good night ppl……

Where is the HYGIENE?!

Nowadays, cleanliness, no one cares about it.

 People can just after sports, just come home and sleep on their beds! And that to me is just shocking. Clean is nothing anymore, some can go for days without showering, and still enjoy it.

here are some examples:

Jingwei just showers for 5 mins, and he says Just splash water on yourself can liao, it washes enough.

Seriously, how is it enough? all the germs, viruses and all that crap is still on the body!

Zuyang: kai I don’t want to bathe!

Me: walao eh you! JUST BATHE!

zu: ehh……pls lah……..do you think me bathing and not bathing there is any difference?

Eh why is it so difficult to keep yourself clean?

If you are clean, you feel better, you are clearer, lighter, its just good to be clean!

No matter which part of your body, Nasal-ly, anal-ly, oral-ly anything-ly, MUST BE CLEAN.

Dont you think being dirty is just irritating?

NOW TWO DIRTY IDIOTS ARE LYING ON MY BED, DIRTY LIKE SWINES.

Its just disgusting when people just lie on your bed…….

BUT, even if chio bu is dirty, like after 10km run dirty, lie on floor dirty and she jumps on my bed, I wouldn’t mind leh, i think its hot…….lol…….

Just be CLEAN, the world will be a better place CLEAN!