My First Time

For all you sick sick people…..you disgust me….HAHA, well i’m kidding.

I’ve been hearing a lot of that line recently, let me fill you in.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is, oh i’m sorry, WAS a punching bag (proud). Yours’ truly pulverized this thing with just punches and kicks (honoured). The guys from AIBI came and replaced it, and they said and I quote :”first time i ever saw this thing break, power.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (COCKY).

“EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE” Some of you might be thinking, I agree, eeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Because I have nothing to do during the holidays, I took up bowling, just for fun, to bowl properly, VERY VERY STYLE.

Due to my constant fear of dropping the ball or flinging the ball backwards and hitting my mom in the face (its possible, no joke), I gripped too hard. Somehow, pressure gathered on my thumb, blood SQUEEZED to that area, EXPLOSION!!!!

Nah there was no explosion, just a blister, aniticlimatic

Then my coach said:” first time i see someone get blister on first lesson of bowling, stupid.” HAHAHAHA….Of course, he said it in a serious but jokingly manner Or not I would’ve sued him.

Last one was buying of clothes. I ordered 9 clothes from my friend, ROHINI, and I met her supplier, who is her tuition teacher. And there he said :”first time someone bought 9 clothes one shot from me “

HEY, if I bought 1, its $20, and its those “the more you buy, the less you pay” stuff. So with 9, it was $15 each, yess…i know….it adds up to….where’s my calculator…..umm $135 in total. BUT I NEEDED CLOTHES, AND $15 FOR ONE ISN’T BAD OKAY?! AND THEY’RE GONNA LAST ME FOR A FEW YEARS OK! Unlike girls, buy so much stuff only to wear them once and leave them lying at home (stereotypical sexist )

Will be leaving for Switzerland soon, land of neutrality or peace, GENEVA something…wow i’m really shallow…

I don’t wanna go really, I don’t wanna leave the missus alone here, I worry about her all the time, she’s like a kid who needs constant protection haha…please take care of yourself——-

Now, when I take public transport, waiting for someone or have nothing to do, I would read quotes from my quotes app Its nice to gain a little wisdom about life SO! I shall end this off with a quote, like how most people end off a speech, its almost cliche~

“I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, Tomorrow hasn’t arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I’m going to be happy in it.” -Groucho Marx

Being happy is important I know life is a bitch sometimes, people may say bad things about you, the weather may be rotten, the computer may lag and piss you off, anything, but look on the brighter side of life, you have the power to choose if you want to be happy

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