Old ah ma hong-ed me
During the usual rush hours, I got on bus 143 at orchard, yes, where all the shopping crew with their dozens of bags and work force cram on the small bus.
Its the rush hour, and bus drivers choose to drive a one layer bus. Why don’t they drive the one layered buses during off-peak hours and the double layered ones during the rush hours.
The entire bus was so full, every inch of the bus was stood on.
I stood beside the seat directly behind the bus driver, where an old lady was sleeping, her hand resting on the bag that occupied the seat beside her.
Bus driver came to a sudden stop, I fumbled and probably softly knocked the old lady. I immediately turned to say sorry, she smiled, her blurry eyes squinted telling me it was okay and then pointing at the small space between her and her bag, “yandao, want to squeeze in with me?”
SIAL LAH, I was kinda freaked out, not sure if it showed on my face, I replied, “no no no its okay 
“
Then she laughed and said, “don’t worry lah, I’m old enough to be your mother.”
More like my grandmother.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH FK THIS IS HILARIOUS .
wad is yandao?hahaha u r a cougar target
i dunno leh.