Rugby

HAHA, I was watching wales vs figi (I didn’t know there was such a country) on supersports, feeling it was quite senseless.

Instead of performing beautiful passes, runs, skill, everytime they got the ball they just rammed straight ahead into the wall of opposition waiting to pull them down onto the floor, and more and more people will jump onto the poor guy holding the ball, literally crushing him, creating a man-pyramid of 10 or more people, similar to the singaporean ‘tau pok’ that is performed in schools on birthdays or for no particular reason.

Amazingly they get the ball out of the orgy and a teammate gets the ball and again rams ahead into another wall of men, getting pulled down by the shorts, and guys weighing 80kg from the previous orgy will disperse and jump into the new orgy created 3meters away.

orgy is such a weird yet fun word to use, it means a boisterous, rowdy party, so don’t judge me, to some extent I used it correctly.

I just wiki-ed rugby rules, it states throwing the ball forward is not allowed.

well then just KICK the ball forward and a teammate goes to claim it, run without anyone in front, BOOM, touchdown. You don’t have to continuously bang and bang and bang and bang into every guy that sees you with the ball.

And they say soccer with 22 people chasing 1 ball is senseless, they should watch rugby.

Well I may be wrong about it….but its still amusing on my teevee.

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