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I should seriously stop all my swearing crap or else I’ll really regret it.

These days I started to think about my “life theories”. Because of the upcoming exam, I began really sitting down, quietly, balancing my left and right mind, body and soul, I started to think clearer, more logically…

One of them is ” the laws of reproduction is just like maths, if a +parent (handsome and/or pretty) gets with another +parent, the child will be +, just like in maths. If one of the parents is + and another is -, the child will come out – (looks wise).”

Some of my friends agree with this phenomenon, look at actors, their children not very good looking right? And my chinese teacher, she’s not very good looking, her husband’s also so-so, thats why her little new-born so damn cute (even though a little pa jiao “cross-eyed”).

next theory “the world can’t find a better way to evaluate on how intelligent we are, thats why they have to resort to stupid papers, killing the earth.”

People may be good with pen and paper, but real life dosen’t really care about pen and paper, agree?

As you know, from the start my blogs have been very critical…..dunno if its a good thing.

SERIOUS LIAO

I’m not gonna blog till 15 OCT!

Seriously, gotta start revision ( a little late) NOW.

If I dare come back and post I’ll shave my balls off!!!

I lied

Okay, whenever I say I’m not gonna post, I’m lying. A person like me (blog-dog) can’t “not post”.

Well, at least blogging is better than spamming FF dissidia, even though I said I’m going to study (not NEVER gonna happen).

Just now, playing my favourite instrument, the recorder……….your head lah, the piano. I suddenly had this thought.

I shouted on the spot, then my neighbour shouted,” SHUDDAP!!!!”

So I ran to the toilet, filled the basin with cold water, put my head in it and shouted (another de-stressing activity).

What I’m irritated about, is school piano players.

During badminton training, people would come in and spam the piano, especially those choir girls.

AND ALWAYS, ALWAYS there will be the song by yiruma ” RIVER FLOWS IN YOU”. I’m bloody sick of hearing it so I myself didn’t want to play it, tore the piano score, deleted it from my phone.

Its normal for people to show off if they are capable of doing it, but I’m (not only me, lots of people) PISSED.

Always the same classical songs, for elise, canon in D all that shit.

Some people keep repeating the same amateur song (etc. MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB) 50 times, which really makes me kinda irritated by the piano people in my school (with the exception of some pros).

I don’t think I will ever need to touch the school piano, would be pissing others.

*I have the feeling some people will hate me after this…

The final lap

For a student, he/she will race 4 laps per year. Now, I’m running the final lap which determines my FUTURE (seriously).

The final sprint to see who are the winners (triple science triple humanities) or the losers (8 subjects).

I don’t see the wrong in taking 8 subjects, 1 less than the 9 others take. My school divides the 8 subjects people as complete dumb people, losers of the school=the last class.

So now, I really have to study with my mind body and soul, sprint like I would during a olympic competition, not caring whether I die of exhaustion during or after its all over.

Gonna stop all this crap talk, I won’t be online on MSN or facebook, won’t be blogging too (sorry blog). I keep pulling it up to 100 views per day and now I have to destroy it……nvm, studies more important, can get back 100 again after exams….

Well…..till 16 oct!

Frustration

I hate this feeling, I do lots of stupid things when I’m in this mood.

While I was bathing I punched the wall repeatedly (again…) and now its as if my knuckles are broken.

I forcefully played (rather whacked) the piano from left to right, no key was spared and I bit my piano.

Ran out to the balcony and shouted like a girl lol….

There are so many things going on in my head I don’t know what I’m frustrated about.

God my ass hurts…

I’m just too stiff, yesterday played doubles badminton game, and cause my partner served too high (STARE AT PARTNER) , the guy smashed down like some bullet train and I had to stretch and do a split…….

my groin currently hurts like SHIT, and my butt bone ( is there a butt bone? Press your ass, you’ll feel it.) is ACHING LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW.

Its not an ordinary muscle strain which I get every week from bunny-hops and lunges, a few calf muscle stretches would do it, but this one….I think its quite internal now…..

I think its the bone, I can’t even walk properly, and I had to miss my 2 matches today….(shit the limited human body….)

I’m limping like Mankind, crap it……..

I may have to go do an X-ray….

09-09-09

Nice date.

I just love taking public transport cause lots of interesting stuff happens. So today I had tuition at redhill, and the bus 183 is damn frequency suckish, so I went to “IRIS” and checked the arrival time, 23mins. So I waited till 5mins then I went down, just nice I reached the bus stop, the bus came haha. go google it, “IRIS”.

Reached clementi, got on train. The train was crowded so I took only 1 step in and yeah. Then I noticed I was surrounded by girls. while reaching buona vista MRT station, the MRT took a hard turn and everyone fumbled, cause I’m pro I recovered quickly, but then the cute golden brown hair girl standing beside me just fell towards me, so I stopped her from falling. She smiled at me and I did the same, thats one of the advantages of public transport! SHIOKNESS.

Lady luck gave me luck with ladies lol

After tuition, actually could take 51 directly home, BUT, maybe could have similar situation so I took MRT again.

Same situation, but only difference was…..I was surrounded by old aunties….

I was totally destroyed by the fish smelling tsunami carried by the aunties cause all of them carried bags of fish from markets…..(what is this, market aunties rush day? 50% off all food?)

Moral of story: just risk it all for chio-bu!

Dentist…

I was waiting at the waiting room playing FF Dissidia, my appointment was at 3.30, but I went in only at 4.30…..

While I was inside, I looked to my left and right, all the chim chim equipment around.

The dentist came in with his shiny objects, he laid them beside me on a tray, GOD all the sharp sharp shiny shiny WEAPONS OF DESTRUCTION.

When he grabbed his injection thingy I immediately closed my eyes, SHIT PAINFUL, 4 times. Its jammed my nerves on my gums and my mouth did the mental guy look.

He put 4 pre-braces things, metal painful things (EVERYTHING IS PAINFUL)

Then he extracted ANOTHER 2 teeth (why my teeth so big…).

Back to my 100% porridge meals…..

kids these days…

I was walking down west coast park when I passed these two 7-9 year old girls….

They were saying,” hey you have facebook?”

I was quite shocked.

The other replied,” DUH! OF COURSE! Which Bimbo dosen’t?”

LOL, seriously, they’re like…..damn IN. I only got facebook this year….shameless

Continued walking……

Now its two BOYS, about same immature age as the girls.

Boy 1,” hey you MASTURBATE before?”

FUCK!!! (sorry, seriously bugged me)

boy 2,” not yet, tried a little but quite painful”

SHIT SIA, KIDS ARE GETTING MORE AND MORE in the KNOW.

Who is to blame?

THE INTERNET

Somethings wrong with me…again

I have lots of issues in my body, currently I feel sick, can puke any min. And I feel that the right half of my brain is hollow, like I have only half a brain.

It could be cause of sleep, been sleeping 4 hours these days, thinking about life.

Dunno if my life is getting better or worse, the older I get the more mature my thinking becomes.

I think about stuff like,” when I grow up will I have a good paying job that allows me to buy a 13000 sq ft. house ( my parents dream, it supposed to be the biggest sized house in singapore.)” or,” will I even be able to support my wife and kids? Give them the best of everything?”

not just that, I think about,” how did humans come to earth? What caused the Big Bang? WHAT IS THE MEANING OF LIFE!?”

Thinking about these give me headaches……..I did this test in a book, and they said that I think about a lot more stuff in my head more than an average person.

Try this, draw the letter Q on your forehead. if you put the tail on the right, you like to think about things, if it goes on your left, you like to do things.

But i thought,” I used my right hand, so to make things easier I put the tail on the right. But if I used my left hand I would have put the tail on the left. it could be because of human hand preference, or it could be because the image of the letter Q has its tail on its right…..”

See…..I’m doing it again, thinking too much…..