Pokemon lol

Pokemon has been a part of almost everyone’s childhood, from red version to platinum version (wow big diff).

Now with all the fancy colours and graphics on the diamond and pearl versions, I can’t help but miss the old classics, the red, blue and yellow versions. I tried playing them awhile, I eventually got tired of it cause it was too lame, only one colour lol….

I don’t think there’s a child in the world who dosen’t know about pokemon.

Singapore Idol contestants disappoint me

I watch Singapore Idol every Wednesday cause there’s a lot of epic drama in it.

But I dunno why, Singapore Idol contestants cry when they’re kicked out, its not like they trained like mad for it.

In sports, Soccer, swimming, whatever the sport, to WIN, loads of harsh training is needed, we get injuries, our bodies ache every week training to win. Our blood sweat and tears are shed in training.

But Singapore Idol, bloody hell singing only, kena kicked out then cry,” please give me another chance, I promise I will work very very hard?” or point to the singapore idol logo and cry,” that is every young girl’s dream of achieving.”

Its only singing, yes they may have sacrificed time and energy for the contest, but Its NOTHING compared to what REAL CHAMPIONS DO TO WIN.

Last Wednesday my mom was watching it and she was freaking irritated by them,” walao, like that only cry, this kind of small case also can kill them, these people really dunno whats the real world…”

After 5 mins she continued,” You see China sports, they “die” everyday training to win, and come back to life everyday to continue their crazy torturous training. If anyone of these people(contestants) were sent to china to train, they sure die one.”

Didn’t know my mom was this…..chim.

Nerds…

Just now when we got back our english expository writing results, we were all comparing marks (i got 19/30).

Then while I was discussing the points with weiyang (nerd who’s in love with FF), xuanguang (extreme nerd) came over and said,” eh shenkai you know my L1R5….”

Then I walked away to escape his words. Then I walked back.

Xuanguang said again,” shenkai my L1R5 for this term…..”

I walked away again, acting as if I was checking my pencil box……then walked back.

xuanguang,” eh shenkai my L1R5 this term is less than 10 leh.”

I lost my cool,” I don’t care OKAY?!”

I’m usually not this evil, its just that he’s very VERY irritating, he keeps talking about when the Itouches come out even when no one cares. He keeps trying to beat my “typing maniac” on facebook, and when he does he laughs at me even though he won me by 2k points, and I don’t care. HE WRITES ABOUT THE HUMAN ANATOMY or something, he’s totally clueless about science but he acts as if he knows everything…..

Everyone feels like killing him…..

Oh and I made Henry cry by tapping into his guilt system in his body hehe….

$1 taxi fare

Because of some reason I had to take a cab cause I was rushing.

When I got on, the uncle looked like a blur old man, didn’t really care about that.

Reached destination, the meter showed “$11.10″ And I paid him a $50 note my mom wanted me to take a cab with.

He gave me 9 dollar and said,” okay thank you ah.”

I went,” Uncle, you joking with me or think I born yesterday? 50-11=39 leh.”

Then he said sorry and gave me 4 $10 notes…..altogether $49 change….

So an angel and a devil came onto my shoulder.

the devil said,” hey just take it and get out of the cab you dumbo!”

the angel shot the devil with his arrow and said,” dude, do the right thing.”

They began cat fighting…..

OKAY, lame.

SO, I gave the uncle $10 back, yeah doing the right thing feels right, don’t owe ppl stuff forever.

FOR BRACES!!!

Since Monday, my meals have been…

Breakfast: MILK

Lunch: MILK

Dinner: MILK

Monday I extracted my adult teeth, reason is cause my teeth are too big (good thing), but my teeth are damn congested so i have to extract 4 teeth, 2 above and 2 below.

And I just took out 2 on monday, amazingly, not much pain.

You would think teeth look like this…

But actually they look like this.

To think I’ve been cheated by pictures all these years….

Anyway, the dentist put 5 dividers in my teeth, 5 small rings to divide my teeth which cause mad pain and I can’t BITE ANYTHING.

My teeth feel as if they’re all gonna drop out, I can’t even brush properly, so for my meals I drink a F**K load of milk till i’m full.

And that time Kelvin first got his braces (which is way worse), he ate porridge for 2 weeks lol.

When will I get to eat bachormee again!?!?!?!

No.1 Motivation for guys

Guys, admit it, its girls.

It happens everywhere, studies, sports, fashion sense almost everything. During Badminton training, very tired and sian, but when girls are looking, got this funny different power, like naruto’s nine-tailed fox. Then BOOM, feel powerful again.

ONE VERY GOOD EXAMPLE IS MY LITTLE BROTHER. These days I’ve been getting him to play the piano, but he just dosen’t want to. Then I told him,” OI! NEXT TIME YOU WANT GIRLS TO LIKE YOU ANOT?”

Then he grinned and said,” of course lah…”

LOL, then I said,” next time ah, when you at my age, you can play better than I can now if you practice! C major is the basic step to being a PROFESSIONAL!!!”

Then he exclaimed,” OKAY!”

“only stop when I finish bathing ah.” and I shower for like 30mins.

“no problem!”

then while I was showering, he seriously played C major over and over again for 30mins, and when I came out, his hands were trembling lol. And he still asked,” kor, can I play somemore?”

Yeah, girls…..

Teachers=Piss offs

You should be feeling the same too, those teachers think they’re so big can lose temper and control us however they want. But in the end, they’re still human too and I’m starting to lose more and more respect for teachers.

Few days ago, William(fren) was rocking his broken chair, then the Discipline Master Mr Rafeek saw it and lost his temper,” OI! YOU THINK ITS FUNNY?! LATER YOU FALL AND BREAK YOUR SPINE HOW?! THEN WE MUST SEND YOU TO HOSPITAL ISSIT!?”

Then he grabbed the chair and shouted,”CHAIRMAN!”

then i stand up, and he shouted,” GO AND CHANGE THIS CHAIR AT THE GENERAL OFFICE!”

When I was going to take the chair from his hand he threw it backwards and walked off angrily.

Busted face, my fault the chair spoil ah?

Then next Ms Lee, she keeps wanting us to fill in this power audit form everyweek, and because I don’t have a power usage meter outside my house I dunno how to write mah, then she not happy,” YOU WRITE DOWN THE REASON ON THE PAPER AND I HAND THIS IN TO THE PRINCIPAL AND SEE WHO IS RIGHT!”

And I was going to lose my cool,” FINE LAH!” then I slammed the pencil box onto the table.

The only reason I don’t lose my cool and whack them to coma is cause I don’t want trouble, I think I have lost respect for teachers, this world is not teachers must be respected by students. Because of these teachers, over the years (like 3?) I have become more and more rebellious. I used to be such a noob guaikia.

Feeling better after scolding them…hehe…

And I have this injury on my leg due to soccer, over time this has become more and more gross….

Stage 1, not very visible eh.

Stage 2, when I put the medicine on, I almost died.

Stage 3, healing phase, and people like to touch it to torture me.

Hopefully it heals quicker….

Phototaking is torture…

Wow, phototaking day is finally here, its been 1 year already?

Times just flies past so quickly, so I have to get ready for class and badminton photo tmr.

Last year I looked like this fuggly kuku kead, this year I have to look good on both photos or its gonna scar me FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER AND EEEE………………….EEEEEEEEVER!

Girls will go and find guys in the photos and have bad impression, hey I do that so it must be vice-versa thing.

God my little bro is crying now cause he has nothing to do….so I told him to go play piano.

He said,” later I go wake up ken(neighbour)!”

go play PS2

“I don’t know how to wire and also very boring.”

watch TV

“nothing to watch!”

play YOYO

“my hand tired!”

BUSTED WHAT YOU WAN?! YOU WAN USE COM RIGHT?!

“NO!!!”

And now he said,” even if i want you won’t let me use one!”

so you want?

“TELL ME WHAT TO DO!!!”

go study and be a nerd…

Now he’s crying and tearing on the couch…

little brothers are just irritating….

We’re even now.

Few months ago I used to follow my friends and paid 50c for bus fare if I didn’t have 5c. (bus fare 55c if u dunno.)

Then one day I told my mom about it, the she screamed at me,” WHY!? JUST PAY 60c WILL DIE ISSIT?!”

“mom, its just 5c….”

“5c you owe SBS for life! Why don’t you pay extra 5c and make SBS owe YOU?!”

LOL, so today for I didn’t have 10c or 20c coins, so I just put in two 50c coins.

The uncle stared at me and smiled as he shook his head, I also dunno why he did that.

ANYWAY, SBS and me are EQUAL now.

yeah so moral of story: when sit bus no ez-link money pay 60c….

Cleaners are really very noble

After school I was walking to the hall when I passed this toilet, and the cleaning auntie jumped out.

I looked inside, and at the same time, this bloody smelly shit smell BURST OUT into the air. I looked inside, the shit was at the rims of the toilet bowl ( the part where we sit). It was also stuck and water was leaking out.

Then the auntie smiled at me.

“Thx ah auntie…” i said, she was really very noble….

Then she took a deep breath and chiong in to clean up the mess.

Can shit until stuck the toilet….pro sia….

After badminton training, at 6pm, I walked past the toilet and there was this sign on the door “toilet abused, will be locked”

lol.

Their pay may be little, but their job is tough. Don’t litter and give them too much trouble.

oh yeah, and last sunday’s fencing gala…..pictures will do the talking.

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