Private stuff invaded

Dunno wad to put as title.

If you have noticed, some of your friends would be squeezing each other’s nipples, wth lah, they think its fun. girls squeeze boys and boys squeeze boys, no boy squeeze girl action.

And just now, Guy1 went to low-blow Guy2, and continued to squeeze his dick, which was totally un-glam!!! Guy 2 was rolling on the floor laughing (wtf) and hugging his stomach ( balls are connected to the stomach, so when attacked in the balls, stomach aches like MAD, trust me I know, soccer accident….)

And I dunno whats wrong with people, watching porn with friends, I rmb 3 guys were watching in the toilet, then guy 4 came in, saw it, friends asked him to join, he said,” I’ll just listen to the sound.”

OH MY GOD…..WHATS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!!

Buddies, not Friends

I’m sure you all know about this question: if there was $50 and $100 on the floor which one would you take?

There are two ways to answer this:

1. $100 lah, then asker would reply,” siao ah, got both take both lah!” then both would laugh.

2. $100. Asker would reply same thing as above, but this guy would explain,” you only said WHICH one I would pick, your answer is not valid and the question is also lame.

LOL, guy 1 would have more people liking him, guy 2 would have less of course.

Sometimes we have to be LESS serious and kinda illogical to get people to like us, I was guy 2 once, and because of that I lost a buddy/friend.

The difference between friends and buddies is this: Buddies are people who are with you just to have fun, to have your company, there will be soccer buddies, eating buddies, studying buddies etc.

But they won’t know your feelings, you get into trouble they won’t help you.

Friends are different though, friends are all in a buddy, but they understand you, be with you through troubles.

So treasure friends, 1 life time very very very very VERY VERY FEW.

I dunno why I wrote the $50 $100 part, nvm that.

Bloody seems a very funny way to scold someone, coach just now exclaimed,” IF YOU JUST STAND IN FRONT OF THE NET LIKE SOME BLOODY BIG HERO YOU’LL GET WHACKED IN THE FACE!”

And Mr Vilau,” YOU BLOODY DING DONG! DON’T JUST STAND THERE AND SCRATCH YOUR BALLS!”

haha..

Weirdness…?

names are censored to protect identity*

Case 1: Many stupid things today, this guy told me,” eh, you know armpit hair and cock hair very irritating rite? I go cut off leh.”

O.0…..

I went,” dude, armpit and sensitive part hair are a man’s dignity!!!”

” no lor, so messy, like that more cleaner!!!”

haha, okay whatever….

Case 2: During maths remedial, I looked to my left, the girl was raising up her hand, showing her pits (washed eyes with listerine).

I asked,” why u never shave!!! AH MY EYES!!!”

” stupid sia you, I forgot to shave lah today.”

oh my…..

CASE 3: I went to the toilet, there were like 4-5 guys in a cubicle and shouting,” HAIR ALOT SIAL!!!”

then many cheeky laughs

-_-’

So I went out, holding my bladder for the next lesson….

LOL, so many issues on hair on diff parts of the body…..

AND RECENTLY SINGAPORE LOST TO LIVERPOOL 5-0, kinda disgrace…..

Kakashi gaiden sniff*

Just read the manga of kakashi gaiden, thats true friendship.

Its about how kakashi got his sharingan.

go read to understand.

damn sad, sniff* sniff*, tears are salty….

I think I have brain cancer or something…

Actually I was gonna post about something else which I CAN’T REMEMBER NOW!

Just now, I had alone time with my piano, then when I put my hands on the piano, I didn’t know, or forgotten what to play. I thought hard but nothing came out, absolutely nothing! So I took out my scores, then played normally.

Then I thought,” when outside need play where got scores?”

so I put it back into the chair, then same thing, BLANKNESS IN MY HEAD…..

I was kinda worried, so I tried to remember the names of people in my class, i could like only remember 30/40, 10 others not sure.

OH SHIT, then became emo,” oh shit, if i really have brain cancer need take out tumor or something, then need to be blind….” all that negative crap….

oh god, what if i really have brain cancer…

maybe i’m just paranoid, but….

Shit i’m growing up too fast…

School has suddenly been different for me, whenever the teachers are not in class, the boys would get mad and run around, jump and play and shout. IN THE PAST, I would join in, but now…..I think its IMMATURE!!!!!

dammit lah, become TOO mature for my age i think, and now the songs I listen to have no lyrics, PIANO SONGS LAH. Becoming more and more……”high class”?

AHHHH, does this mean i’ll stop growing taller?! (lol don’t think so…)

I Seriously gotta become more childish (wow, it sounds uber stupid).

Childish side: kuku bird is suddenly becoming a good word to scold others with.

School seriously slack these days, there are 3 modes of me

1: one is heck care gangster style sitting.

2: sit properly put phone inside pencil box and listen to music.

3: semi conscious mind (half sleep half awake)

Basically i’m not listening to any of the teacher’s crap.

I needa buck up, got 17/35 for science…

God I got my first kiss!!!

It was amazing, I was at the top of the world, everything suddenly seemed right in this world….

And after all that, I was juz joking…

Needa find more ways to start my posts more interestingly.

Moving on….

Facebook games aren’t so bad after all, I used to think they are like battle-on (which seriously stinks). But then frens kept bragging about their high score in “typing maniac”, so I just tried it one day in the school com lab, god its not bad, its kinda addicting, but not enough haha.

MAPLESTORY, haha, Monster carnival-ing just now, I leveled up by 3! From 32-35, not bad sia, only 2 hours of eye straining gameplay (I DON’T WANT GLASSES!!!!).

And the people quite nice, we made this deal that we would let each other win, 1st they win, 2nd we, 3rd them, 4th we and so on, and they had to go but they stayed and just afk, to let us win. Haha, usually people would just heck care and log out but ya, good people.

LOL, I’M BORING YOU ALL YA?

haha, signing off…

pissed at the radio

Just now in the car my dad was listening to class 95.

Then class 95 played this uber lame 80’s song, then he changed it to power 98, it was news, then he changed it again to 91.3, wa lao, news. Last time, 98.7, some god dammed fast rap song. Then my dad was like,” san lin niang (some hokkien quite bad word), why now all the songs all so bullshit, to make things worse got news, NEWSPAPER FOR WHAT!”

Then he completely turned off the radio…..

Then after awhile I said,” dad, at least turn on the disc?”

He pressed the ‘ON’ button, then 98.7 JUST NICE COME OUT “DICK” this word, then he just slammed the ‘OFF’ button again.

LOL, adults just can’t stand radios, me too when its news or lame songs.

Why can’t there be a station with nice songs…

Mentally weak…

I was at united square, sitting on this question-mark shaped stool. I took out my MATHS book, I just looked at the first question, my entire sight was blur, I wrote y=2x+7z as g=cx+7x, and got the questions mixed up, took a) as c).

I just can’t sit down and do homework, i’ll faint. Same goes for reading books without meaning, like those super lame fantasy crap, and those with total CHIMIOLOGY.

And not only that, when I came home, played my piano for 1h+, when I stood up the whole world was spinning, again the dumb blurness was coming back, so I sat on the floor for awhile and then, AH, left calf muscle cramp!

Why was I born with a un-concentratable mind…..

Any idea how to train mentally?

Damn, emoness surrounding me again…

I just don’t know, I’m being pulled back into the dark side….

I felt a various mix of negative emotions today….hate, jealousy all those things….

Now I know why people cut themselves, I didn’t try it, but while showering I punched the wall till the knuckles on my right hand became red, it hurts but seriously it numbs the pain inside….

I know its stupid but i just dunno….

All the stress from school and personal life, seriously taking toll on me, I haven’t been feeling like this for awhile…hehe

God, it would seriously be cool if I could cry blood right now…..