How lucky am I ?!

As most of you know, I haven’t done ANY HOMEWORK. 

So today I went to school, and 1st lesson was chinese meaning SERIOUSLY gonna get SCREWED. BUT, Mrs Loh came in and told me,”today don’t have first lesson.”

Then I stood there, thinking,”oh my god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

SO, FATE allowed me to pull the due date longer, woots!!!

haha, then eng lesson, MS CHU TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT HW HAHA!!!!!!! so she just continued with her lesson!!!!

OMG, first day damn lucky dudes!!!

What am I doing wasting my life away….

talk about the emo emo topic later.

I didn’t sleep for 1 night, stayed awake from 4pm (thursday)-9pm (friday), thats……29 hours.

I seriously hate myself for watching Drag Me To HELL, actually I dived onto the bed at 9pm cause my mom forced me to,” If you don’t go and sleep now I will kick you out of the house!” yeah yeah, I would have gone even if you didn’t tell me.

When I jumped onto the bed, I IMMEDIATELY K.O.

But I suddenly woke up in sweat (air-con room) at 11.30pm (same day). I remembered my maths homework given to me by my super nice maths tuition teacher, and I woke up and did it, but only managed to do abit cause too hard, so tried to sleep but couldn’t.

I kept thinking about ghosts and that dumb movie which I so regret watching. I was damn irritated at myself for watching that horror movie, so next time if you want me to watch a movie, NO HORROR MOVIES, bloody hell spend money to scare myself.

So I had a hard night, woke up every half an hour.

Tuition was good, the teacher gave me green tea which perked me up.

Fencing I could finally do a powerful lunge, the coach said,” Shenkai NICE ONE! Powerful and beautiful lunge!” But free fencing I lost 3 out of 4 games.

Then jingwei, marcus and me did our usual stuff, eat, then talk about life. Today was about parents and relatives.

MRT, jingwei was telling me about christianity stuff super softly, but I strained my ears and read his mouth movements and knew what he was talking about. Really meaningful stuff.

When we went separate ways, I thought about what he was talking about.

My tuition teachers, last time huisuan, charles, current maths teacher are all christians, very nice people. Then my christian friends most of them are good ones, unlike those at school, very hard to identify good friends at school.

Then I saw a very ugly (inside) person in the train today, this auntie sat down on a seat, both sides occupied, yet she still asked the guy beside her to move so that her friend could sit. So the guy moved to the other end of the seat, then her friend sat down, 2 people sharing 1 and a half seat. I was seriously irritated (disgusted would be too harsh) by this, 1 seat one person sit lah, still bother others.

The auntie still talked like a queen, as if she was the only one on the train.

I don’t know why, but I wasn’t myself today, probably cause of the crappy night. On the train I was feeling super sick, I had to breathe deeply to calm myself, my eyes were kinda red, seriously felt like fainting.

Then this frail and old indian auntie, many sheng siong bags she was carrying, yet she got out of her seat, tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to the seat and smiled. I was so touched by her action, but she needed it more than me, so I smiled, eyes filled with little water, felt like tearing. I shook my head sideways and hand signed that she sit down. she smiled again and sat down.

How great would it be if more people would be like that, sacrificing for others, the littlest action could mean a great deal to others.

In a blink of an eye…..1 month went poof. I didn’t know what I was doing this holiday, now that I think of it, maple to me was like a drug, numbing me from doing other stuff. Now I think I wasted quite a lot of my life on maple…

Sleeping late and waking up even later than usual was also wasting my life, friday as I saw the sunrise at 7am, it was just amazing, making me regret always waking up at 12pm.

I know I wasted my life on many things, I could have done more meaningful things like go help at old folks home, orphanage, study, gain more general knowledge by solving questions i’ve always wanted to answer etc……this was actually my plan for the holidays.

1st week: finish all homework.

2nd week: concentrate on training and piano

3rd week: piano and fitness improvement

4th week: relax by going to peaceful places, sit down see beauty of the world.

but what happened was too different….

1st week: maple like a maniac (marcus lim)

2nd week: slack at training and piano.

3rd week: sit on couch watch TV like mad.

4th week: sleep at abnormal times like 5am, waking up at 5pm, mapling….

homework not done yet, only option, last minute chionging which I seriously hate doing…..has become habit….

I feel like turning the clock back to when the holidays started and taking my life seriously, but thats impossible….

So i just have to start from here…

still feeling madly sick….

Extend your life span (boys only)

yesterday night I was tuning in to 98.7 fm cause couldn’t sleep, then I heard from the DJ,” how to extend your life span, for guys only!”

They say you have to, at 20-40 years of age, CUT OFF YOUR BALLS…..

No after that age, it is proven that people who go for ball cutting(castrate) live average 13 years longer!!!

when I heard that I was dumbfounded and thought: waa, if I live 13 years more can see grandchild grow up leh.

But seriously, I WOULD NEVER EVER CUT MY BALLS, THERE WILL BE SO MANY (actually only one) THINGS I CAN’T DO!!!

I dunno why cutting balls increase life span…..life works in mysterious ways….

Well I know some people who would (or already) cut their balls off…..hehe……

Communication problem

Just now in the morning I was supposed to follow my parents to the office, cause they wanna bring me cut hair (long). But I overslept, so they went off without me.

Then at 10, my mom called me,” kai, later 11 o’clock go down, I bring you to cut hair.”

And I was still damn sleepy, so I just,” ah….”

Then at 10.50 I woke up and shower, 11am go down, then mom called,” kai 15 mins ah.”

then 11.15 she came.

In the car, convo.

mom: you never bring your homework ah?! (bad mood)

me: never mind I can print later. from internet

then when reached the office (still in the car), my mom pointed up, signaling me to go up to the office (that was what I thought). Then when I was walking away from the car, she opened the door and said,”use HP call daddy come down!”

then I called him, and when I reached the office, my dad was just nice walking out, so he got out, I went in. Then the company had new lots of new staff, some staring at me as I walked to my dad’s room, thinking who am I and what the hell am I doing here. (I’ve been here longer than you!)

SO I assumed that my mom and dad were going on a business thing, so I sat on my dad’s chair and did internet hw.

Then my mom called me,” WHERE ARE YOU?!”

“I’m upstairs?”

“WHY U GO UP?! WE BRING YOU GO CUT HAIR LAH!”

then I sprinted downstairs.

as I got into the car, my mom scolded me,” why you go up?!”

me: cause u point up mah.

mom: I was signaling call daddy lah!

me: YOU POINT UP NEVER SAY ANYTHING LEH, THEN YOU STILL ASKED IF I BROUGHT MY HW, MEANING THAT I WOULD BE WAITING IN THE OFFICE DOING MY HW FOR AWHILE TILL YOU BRING ME TO CUT HAIR. (capital letters are not shouting, emphasis)

*wait u understand the sentence? if you don’t think harder

mom: see lah, these kind of no knowledge people of course don’t know what point up means! (bloody pissing…)

I just shut up, cause no matter how I argue, my mom is ALWAYS RIGHT.

Well…..next time I think asking wouldn’t hurt….haha….

I have this question: what does lady gaga look like?

I’ve been listening to her music, poker face, just dance etc. BUT i don’t know her FACE?

omg, so I went to google it…..SO MANY DIFFERENT FACES!!!!

ahh I give up…

TIME JUST HATES ME…

WHY IS IT LIKE THAT?! During school, i beg for it to end faster, yet the clock moves at the speed of snail, but now during holidays, already 3 WEEKS GONE!!!! 

I thought  1 month was supposed to be LONG!? I didn’t do most of my things I wanted to do this month…

1) Finish Hikari…(not completed)

2) Finish Homework (not completed)

3) Answer all my unanswered questions, EX: how does bluetooth work? etc. (haven go check)

4) Get 6 pack (bloody hell still 4)

5) Go out with friends play (dumb schedule, not youth olympic ambassador thing then is badminton)

Still left 1 last crucial week, my first priority is HOMEWORK MUST COMPLETE ! can do that I happy liao.

what was I doing these 3 weeks….Maple? PS2? Sleeping? 

School going to start soon, must style all down alread….

Audition not my thing hahas…

I see people play audition like so style, then I also go play, then when I went to play, I figured out one thing…girls are better at multi-tasking.

You see, audi need eye and hand coordination, 2 things at once, girls pro at that, they can iron clothes, watch TV and talk on the phone at the same time, boys cannot, 1 thing means only 1 thing. I seen people when driving car cannot have any other sound one, song all mute one, my dad can have radio on but cannot get phone calls, he last time dunno that he speeding kena ticket. But my mom different story, In the car can listen to motivational business tapes(those “you can do it!”) kind of stuff, talk on phone and drive. And sometimes driving even when talking on the phone my mom will say,” kai ah, you hear the tape say,’you must believe in yourself!’ ” and I would wonder VERY HARD HOW SHE DOES IT, the art of multi-tasking….

Cause now I am still STIFFY, so playing against noobs like me, then can win cause i last time got play abit, but just now I go play with Yuehting, BPM 170 song, I going to cry….

she there dance like so fast I just stand there like statue, paiseh u noe…

WAAAAA, but I think audi better than maple, need real skill one, then also can train my fingers and eyes, play piano easier also.

I’m gonna play Audi now…

Choices determine our future

Past few day i’ve been thinking,” if dat time i didn’t study for PSLE, maybe got into not so good school, then now i wouldn’t have these friends, no badminton, lots of things would be different.”

Then Just now, my dad was telling me about his past.

mom: kai, you know daddy last time got gang one?

me: WHAT? serious?

mom: you see his hand got one mark right?

me: I thought it was a mole…

dad: your head lah, its tattoo lah.

me: gang marking ah?

dad: ya. Last time my mother don’t care about me one, whether I come home or not she don’t care. So when i went home nothing really mattered.

me: haiyo….

dad: then of course get into gang, then we always fight one.

me: why?

dad: cause buay song (not happy) the guy then whack lah.

me: correct wad, thats what you should do.

dad: SIAO AH, for no reason leh, see not happy then whack.

me: okay, thats wrong.

dad: sometimes we fight got parang one, then some of my friends die before my eyes.

me: *silence

dad: then actually we plan to go and kill this guy already.

me: sial lah….

dad: But LUCKILY singapore force me go army, or not I already kill the guy already.

me: omg….

dad: the 2nd day I inside army, I got news that they kill the guy already, and the police finding them.

me: wa u damn lucky….

dad: yes,lucky, cause the next week they kena find by ma da (police), then they take parang chiong at police, the police no choice but to shoot, some die, some go jail until now still haven’t come out.

mom: its a blessing you know!

me: wow….

dad: ya lah, cause if i never go army, don’t have you liao.

me: waaaa……

dad: if i kena caught, never meet your mummy, don have you, don have Q’son, don have everything now….

me: ONE CHOICE, makes one freaking big difference….

dad: then when I come out of camp, I turn over new leaf, go find job, learn new skill, blah blah…..

SO when you’re given a CHOICE, Choose wisely….seriously…

Don’t be a smart alek

Today I went to West Coast Park cause my little bro had this Roller Blading lesson from 2-6pm……

when reached west coast park, my mom and dad had to go away for some business thing, so I went to macs to get my brunch. I went in, ordered my food, McChicken meal upsize…..

Then this Mac staff walked pass holding a water bottle in his hand and said,” OH, coke medium ah!” then he brought his water bottle and started filling coke in it and put it in front of me, then the people behind him laughed, me = -_-;

Then they got the real coke, burger and fries into a plastic bag and gave it to me, then as I walked away, the lame guy said,” hey wait! your free glass cup!” then i go back take and smile, then he said,” give your girlfriend!” then ppl behind him laughed again…..then I said,” dude….thats not funny….” then all stop laughing, awkward? then walked away……

okay, then at 4, after doing my maths homework for like…2 hours, I was going to die, simple stuff I also can’t get it, so I put everything in my bag and walked to this open field.

then 3 guys were playing soccer, so i asked if I could join, can, play.

Then playing halfway, 3 china women (can see from face) came and sat in the middle of where we were playing.

I walked over, argument in chinese.

Me: um sorry, can you sit somewhere else?

the leader of china gang: this is public place, anyone can sit here!

me: but we’re playing soccer, we are afraid we will hit you (my temper going explode liao…)

china: THIS IS PUBLIC AREA! (raise voice at me)

me: NA BEI! FINE LAH! 

then I tell the others don care.

Then playing halfway, I kena slide tackle, so free kick, that was when I got this evil idea( you know what right?)

the ball in front of me, I step back, ronaldo style, then run in front, RAM THE BALL AT THE CHINA WOMAN.

it hit one in the face, then ricochet (bounce off) hit the other women.

Then she not happy come to me and say,” I WILL CALL THE POLICE!!”

then I said,” call lor, THIS IS PUBLIC AREA LEH! I ALSO NOT PURPOSELY ONE”

then she angry pack her things and walk away, then this guy said,” power!”

lol, then I walked back to my little bro’s roller skating place, already finished, so went to grandma’s house.

Therefore, the moral of the story: NEVER EEEE………………….EEEEVER sit in the middle of a soccer game. OR be a china busted.

My life is full of offending people who offend me….hahas….

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I can’t stop laughing!!!

GOD, I started playing this game called “Metal Gear Solid 3″  2 years ago, GOOD GAME, then now, I searched my PS2 games, and found it again, played it again, but thats not the point.

At youtube, I found this SUPER JOKE VIDEO, I’m still laughing like mad!!! ON SOUND.

HAHAHA!!! Next one, gay sia!!!

If you didn’t find this funny, its probably cause you haven’t played the game.

Back from best camp ever!!!

O.0……very long post….

Sorry for not posting yesterday, was feeling friggin tired. I went to this sports camp last friday, first went to this uhh….singapore stadium, sign up then went into seminar room for talk by C.Kunalan, he was racist to himself sia, he said,” last time at night,when my coach was training me, I asked’ coach u still can see me anot? I so black’ then coach replied,’ smile, then I can see your teeth.’ ” which was damn joke.

After was split into groups, then when we sat in a circle, DAMN awkward, NO ONE KNEW 1 person in the group, this SUPER FAT GUY, he told us to call him bear, he was our instructor. lunch, was 100% silent…..wow.

got in the bus, went to labrador campsite and thats when the rocking started….

Got down, walked to the hall, then many people(girls) were looking at me hehe. 

they got national team ppl to teach us netball, no one wanted to do but was forced to, so we started talking to each other,” damn boring leh.” then introduced, I got to know 2 ppl, this guy called lionel, and this nerd called xinyi. And I saw 4 people from geylang methodist, THEY WERE ALL NERDS!!!! then this MEGA ULTIMATE nerd was looking at his phone, then I go over see, got this SUPER CHIO GIRL PICT ON HIS PHONE, then I ask him,” your girlfriend ah?” then he nod and snorted, the pig sound, and then moved to next photo, HIS FACE AND THE CHIO BU FACE TOGETHER LEH!!! CHEEK TO CHEEK!!!! Then I was shouting,” AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”  WHATS WRONG WITH GIRLS THESE DAYS!!!

I dunno what we talk about lah, at dinner time, I spotted this girl in my group who was C.H.I.O. Then she kept looking which was damn shiok. And i was wearing my commonwealth badminton shirt, then some girls said,” commonwealth!” then I turned and they said,” you’re hot!” then I just turned back, but inside laughing.

At night was the most joke. Showering time, the shower cubicles had no doors, only curtains, and people could not bathe in peace, cause some siao ppl kept opening the curtains, luckily I found 1, ONLY 1 with door, then when bathing so many sounds,” EH YOUR DICK DAMN BIG SIA!!!” ” SEXY MAN!!!”

Then at the dorm, at night lots of crap, got this guy suddenly ask,” eh, masturbate or fuck better ah?” then everyone was saying “fuck you lah!!” then another one,” eh, touch balls or touch boobs better ah?” lolz. 

Then this guy was saying,” EH WAN WATCH PORN!?” then amazingly, 5 other boys go and crowd him, then they watch together, then they say,” WTF BLACK PORN!, omg!” then they were all touching their cocks…..which was sick…..

And at 12am, when the lights went off, someone ask,” wei everyone sleep already?” then someone else say,” shut up lah.” then the 1st guy replied,” eh fuck you lah people ask only right!” 

hahas…then I dozed off….

DAY 2: saturday

There was this super lame photography and journalism session, I didn’t do anything, all let lionel do haha. Then got this cheerleader session also, they were throwing each other around which was FREAKING COOL!!!, then they taught us a stance, 2 guys below and 1 girl standing on one of each guys’ legs, then the guys have to support the girls, then I was the base for 5 girls, all damn chio haha!!! then got this 1 girl go ‘accidentally lose balance’ and fall on me, Then i caught her like tarzan carry jane liddat. This camp get to interact alot with girls leh!

Amazing race, there was this place where we needed to drink all the water in our water bottles, then this Geylang Methodist guy was sucking the water slowly from his nike waterbottle, then I shout,” OI DRINK FASTER LAH BABI!!!”

then he say,” these things cannot rush….” then I grabbed the water bottle from him, open the cap, and pour all the water at his mouth, then he stare at me, going to cry already, then I say,” sialahmangkao……crybaby leh you!!!” sounds kinda evil.

At night shower, my personal room kena taken liao, so I went to shower in the curtains, and beside me were my commonwealth peps, then after bathing I asked,” oi zhenyong finish?” then he replied yeah, then I go open his curtain, ya he finish, then the next curtain was supposed to be another fren, jinhean, then I go open, shit, is this malay guy taking off his underwear!! then he say,” what?” lol, then we close and say sorry ah! then he say,” its okay.”

then at night, this time mad, 5 guys on one bed, watching porn together, AHHHHH!!!!!!!!

day 3 Sunday:

the breakfast was beehoon…..but never cook properly!!! FREAKING HARD, feels like wires….

Then go to Bedok silat federation, learn some silat, then was going to release there, then suddenly 4 girls go ask for my number, got one is cecelia, another is Xinye, another one is…Serviet or something, 1 more cant remember.

Then the chiobu who kept looking at me since day one come and ask for my number, I tell her, she remember it and then I take opportunity ask,” goodbye hug?” then she really go hug sia!!! you know how nice a hug from a girl feels? boy boy hug is weird, but girl boy hug….AH the feeling damn nice, warm, cosy, 2 hands behind you grabbing you tight, head so near can feel her hair, which smells nice, then when I wan to let go she still grabbing, then i like,” um….i needa go…” then she release, AHHHHHH, the high feeling no more…..I regret……should have hugged longer……sian ah…..

Go MRT, from bedok ALL the way to clementi, blah blah blah, go home, order 1 mcspicy meal, and 1 MCchicken meal, eat all, DAMN HUNGRY, then sleep from 9pm-12pm, 14 hours of sleep….

My camp was good cause there were many cheers, the feeling damn high, But mostly cause of the girls hehe…..I give 5 girls my number, not one sms or call me…..wth….must wait lah…..

EH SIA LAH!! got one girl sms!!! wait ah…its cecelia

hiya…she asking crap things lah,” whats your favourite colour, whats your fav sport…” SIAN ah…