Bad day, bad day…

Today was damn kuku, sway the whole day….

Morning I turned on my phone, then they asked for the pin code, then I press, WA LAO, they reject…..then I go try again, rejected, then they said last chance or SIM card lock down, I was pissed: bloody hell i type correct one you say wrong!

Then I go type 12345, die, SIM card rejected by phone…..so if you sms-ed me or called me and I didn’t reply or answer, yeah you know why, pardon me.

School last period, Mrs Loh give back report book and result sheet, hiya….got 37/39 in class, 179/198 in level i think….but the weird thing was that I had absolutely no emotion, not angry, not happy, not anything.

Then BangSong go haolian,” WAAAA, last year I 2nd last in class leh, now SEE!!! I 33rd leh!!!! 6 people more noob then me leh!!!!” 

I thought he was well kinda childish…..

And the worst thing was that it was ART, ART!!! that pulled me down…..seriously hate art…

BADMINTON AH…..I now know what OFF-FORM means, I was noob today, lost 9/10 games today, my reaction wasn’t there, my control wasn’t there, my aiming wasn’t there, my strength wasn’t there, my judgement wasn’t there, practically everything wasn’t there……

The coach whole training giving me black face, and kept scolding me,” shenkai ah, your standing position wrong lah, like tree like that, side side!”

hiya….well we all have some good and bad days…guess today sway….

Didn’t sleep well last night, gonna sleep now (8.30pm). bye~

BIG MISTAKE…

This is something that spread around the class yesterday…..EPIC MISTAKE BY ELIAS…..extracted from elson’s blog.

Dear Jing Hui,

I know that ever since I liked you , you have been feeling a bit of awkardness . As I am a person who do not hurt or harm another person , I strongly did not spread about my feelings for you . The first time I had a crush on you , I was very embarrassed .

Remember the time when you , Felicia , Amanda , Alson and his friends were sitting bus 30 back , me and my friends all were sitting at the top-level and at the back . Then I saw you and your other two friends . All of a sudden , my friends went and left me behind .

Before that whole incident , you did not know who I am right ? But after the incident in bus 30 , you should know who I am already .

As you know that all people are like that , as I said in a most sincere way that I did not say anything about my relationship with you .

The time I liked you , I asked Alson what your name was . After that , the whole incident spread as Alson thought that I liked you as he thinks that wht should I ask for your name right ? I believe that this was where the thing started .

Now let me go into the confidential things . For a start , you have a Christian name called Vanessa . Your birthday is on the 5th of December . I hope I will learn more about you and I hope you will have a good impression on me ( Mind my handwriting.)

From your friend,

Elias Lee (2/4)…..

KUDOS TO ELIAS, HE PICKED UP THE COURAGE TO WRITE THIS quite TURN OFF BUT STILL DARING LETTER TO JINGHUI….

But…..now how….what will happen to elias…..

Its way better to get to know a girl if you completely don’t know her, if in elias’ case, how in the world will they talk sia…..

Its really 10 times harder to talk to a girl if you how to say….are in a way connected to her. Like elias told the whole world he likes jinghui, then IF elias go talk to jinghui, then jinghui being a guai kia, will feel super awkward. But if they didn’t know each other, elias could quite easily talk to her.

Trust me I know the feeling, it sucks.

So if you like a girl/boy, don’t tell anyone, seriously, its a mistake you don’t wanna make.

But those paikia all thick skinned one, and nowadays girls like the feeling of being with pk. lol

AHHH, gonna sleep.

Omg….why?

Yesterday, or rather today morning, at 1am, the Manu VS barcelona match so called “started’. The Pundits talked lots of crap, so went to order Macdonalds, at 2.30am the macs came, then the uncle when he saw me he kena shocked asked,” wa, so late ah, manu VS barca ah?”

Then I nodded lol, then he say he supports manu but barca will win cause no team ever won the uefa champions league twice in a row before, and the Uefa kelong(biased) one.

So yeah, I agreed with him.

Then when the match started, AT 9MINUTES….Eto’o scored….I was dumbfounded, so just sat there opening my mouth….then zuyang threw the couch pillow onto the floor and cursed.

at half time I was dying liao, freaking tired….so eyelids slowly close…..and close…..and eventually closed…..

When I woke up, on the TV showed GOLF…..which was frreaking lame.

I was feeling sick, no appetite, so mom sent us to sch, dropped zy at kent ridge, and me at of course CSS.

During science, Mr Vilau suddenly came in and sang,” I’M A BARBIE GIRL, IN A BARBIE WORLD.” SUPER JOKER SIA HE.

Then he told us that it would be good to sign up for this sports thing, so bangsong, zixiang and me signed up for hiphop. HEY IT WAS FREE, half paid by EDUSAVE and other half paid by singapore sports association or something.

He said golf was a fun game, then I was laughing softly, seriously, I watched golf this morning, i wanted to puke, hit then walk, hit then walk, not like soccer, GOAL!!!! then celebrate like gila babi.

When I came home I was so freakin tired that after I had my shower, I lied on the couch from 3-7pm, which was like 5 minutes only.

I feel VERY tired now, gonna sleep now. Nothing to watch at 9, dunno what crap Ultimatum, sian one.

night.

Injury prone sial….

in this one month, got so many many injuries…..

4may: lol, walking then super sleepy bag into pole, head got small bumb.

10may: running at west coast park, cause heard a girl shouting behind me, then turn back, couldn’t see much so turned back then my whole right leg suddenly bang into letter box.

16may: the climb into my house thing….ya I landed to the vase which cut my shin, like so big big. Then SCRATCHED by the THORNS of the ROSE PLANT, siao one leh, like mad cat, lots all over arms. I also sprained my ankle that time.

19may: mad training, bunny-hops!! and lunges which murdered my thighs and calf, entire leg hardly stand up. Suffered for 1 week…..

22may: I kena RAMMED by hammenath during soccer, IN THE SHIN LEH!!! F**KING painful then baluku there….

26may: whacked in the back by you fu with the badminton racket, also cut by something on palms. 

AND THEN GOT THIS SUPER BLACK (as black as surya) the baluku on my leg, I don even know how it got there….

I’m getting injured too much…gotta be more….careful.

dunno why talking about this, ANYWAYZ.

Champions League DREAM FINALE, MANCHESTER UNITED VS BARCELONA, 28may, 1am-5.30am!!!!

MAN UNITED FTW!!!!

Always No. 2

These days with more good looking celebs, girls will surely fall for one or two of them, which makes life even more difficult for us normal people.

got farenheit ah….

(my mom dosen’t want me to grow up to look like them, she says they’re gay, me and many of my friends think so too.)

then got the…..Zac efron.

(once watching high school musical 3, then when zac efron entered, all the girls shouted,” AHHH!!!! its zac efron!!!”

then when vanessa came out,” go and die you F***ing S*UT!!!”  pure lolz)

So once I was thinking,” hmm…….if I have a gf and she idolizes fareheit guy, then one day (imagine) this guy come ask to be gf, what is the quite obvious choice?”

the girl 99% choose the bloody guy rite….

So well……In the end we normal guys will ALWAYS be NO.2 in girl’s hearts, unless this super devoted girl is heck about these pretty boys, then wow.

Its seems kinda sad….

I’m FINALLY BACK

OH GOD, not having a computer for like 2 weeks is torturous!

Bloody screen, I whacked it once and it suddenly jammed, and the entire screen stayed white….had to send it for repair.

Now i’m spasticly laughing, too happy cause com is fixed!

When my parents brought back my com, I shouted,” OH GOD!!!! YOU’RE BACK!!!”

then i turned off my PSP and said,” I don’t need you anymore PSP!! HAHAH!!!!”

Now I know that I must take care of my computer properly, can’t take for granted haha…

My blog was so dead these few days, and from 100 visits per day, it became 10 per day, sial lah….

UNEXPLAINABLE HAPPINESS!!!!

MANY MANY STUFF happened these few days, summarise.

My one and only pathetic A……..

Because there’s this NYAA thing, I have to wear my P.e t-shirt 4 days a week, and had to wash and dry it in a day.

Because I didn’t think it would dry fast enough….haha.

Well it backfired, awhile the water splatered around the entire room, and then the entire thing flew out of control. SO i use my brain.

haha, in the morning it dried up.

And on one occasion I forgot to bring the key and forgot the number combination to the door, so I climbed into the house and landed on a vase, breaking it and getting some injuries.

from here LOL.

Now parents trying to peek at my screen, so gonna stop posting here.

surely post tomorrow.

Mother’s day.

Some women with big……(thinks of a word to replace some other word) chests like to show of their cleavage (this word I learned from the girl sitting beside me in class 2 moths ago.) 

I dunno why, I feel irritated by these people, its like so obscene, showing off their ‘assets’ to the whole world by wearing showy clothes. ’sluts’ I always think.

Watching soccer now, I just love it whenever I see sportsmanship, the 2 keepers from arsenal and chelsea (2 big clubs of EPL) they shook hands just before the match and smiled at each other, which is what I think sports is all about, respecting your opponent.

I am totally giving up on playing hikari, I played half of the song and it feels….incomplete, like its not proness, something is missing, the feeling isn’t there so i’m gonna stop playing it and TRY to compose my own song.

Just cut my nails, they feel sharp.

I’m gonna run around west coast park tomorrow.

HAHA, RANDOM.

AHHHHH, exams are over and nothing to do! (well……i still owe homework…)

But i don’t feel like doing, anyone want play mahjong?

whats wrong with me, feeling funny….

NEVER MIND, going to play maple now.

The boy who cried wolf

Well in a way, today I was the boy.

Yesterday night I was watching soccer till 2am, so after the match I turned off the TV and went to sleep.

The next morning, I woke up at 12pm, turned on comp and played maple. (i know its kinda childish and lame, but i was bored and dunno why, maple not so bad.)

Then I noticed the outside of my room was TOO quiet, so i went out, and shouted,” KANINA!!!”

and no one replied, so i happily went back to the room to maple.

Parents came back, bought Macdonals (MC SPICY OWNAGE!!)

Then they were trying to turn on the TV, but couldn’t, then they asked me,” hey wad happen?”

” dunno” i replied.

” why everytime you watch TV alone the TV will spoil?”

“how I know?”

Then my dad was very angry cause the TV was just fixed 2 days ago, and now its broken again. So he angrily called the repairman to come fix it.

Then when the repairman came, the guy immidiately found out the problem……the plug wasn’t plugged in…..

Then my parents paiseh, said sorry.

Then when the guy went, convo.

DAD: YOU SEE AH!

me: what the?

DAD: yesterday you take out the plug then you never put back!

me: i don’t recall doing that….

DAD: IT IS OF COURSE YOU, NOT YOU WHO ELSE?

me: but…

DAD: you see lah, because you take out the plug never put back I have to go through so much trouble!

me: okay fine, I never put back (i just said it to calm my dad down, I can’t rmb if I took it out). But its not entirely my fault mah. You also never check right? If you got check then won’t have so much problem right?

DAD: NO, ITS ALL YOUR FAULT! (adults….)

me: okok, its all my fault.

DAD: YOU KNOW THE BOY WHO CRIED WOLF? YA YOU ARE THE BOY!

me: but I never call anything, I just sit here play computer…..

MUM: ya, boy who cried wolf ah you.

me: BUT BUT…hiya nevermind, okay its ALL, ENTIRELY, 100% my fault, OKAY?

DAD: OF COURSE!

if this incident happened 3 years ago, I would be crying like a noob. But well, growing up, so I don’t really get intimidated by these stuff anymore.

Seriously, I can’t remember if I did plug it out (maybe i did?), okay fine but my parents also never check then anyhow call the repairman mah, they also got a bit wrong right? SIAN….life is just unfair for kids as adults have the power to push all the blame to us.

I don’t see how I became the boy, i didn’t call anyone……..its my dad who should be called the boy…..

Well this is life, you sometimes get blamed entirely for something, well, just go with the flow and everything will be fine!

Mas Selamat tengah hari captured.

it means “mas selamat afternoon” captured. I think.

I learnt a bit malay so anyhow use, ANYWAYS, mas selamat captured in malaysia, johor, wad a noob.

If I was mas selamat I would like go to thailand or further, seriously, malaysia is the 2nd most dumbest place you could hide. Its like so near to singapore, which is the most dumbest place to hide. For a terrorist, he’s a no brainer.

Mas selamat no brains lah, thats why he was captured again, noobster sia that guy.

I still remember once I was late for fencing so I took taxi, then the uncle wore this shirt, and on it wrote,” HERE IS MAS SELAMAT! ” then an arrow pointing downwards to a picture of nasi lemak (malay rice)…..

Then he kept repeating it,” I found mas selamat, here!”   (maybe cause it ryhmes)

then being a kind hearted person, not to hurt the old man’s feelings, I laughed as if it was funny, not those sarcastic laughs.

so Mas selamat captured, he really wasted our resources, people, time and not to mention paper and ink to print those millions of warning posters.

I still remember my friends all printing these joke papers.

PURE JOKE SIA.

Just 2 hours ago, I went down for a dip in the pool. I dunno, just felt like submerging myself in water.

So I brought along a towel, and at the side of the pool threw my towel on a chair and took off shirt, showing my 4-pack (damn, gotta train to 6-pack this 1 month.)

I cannonball into the pool then from the 3rd or 4th floor of opposite my house got one auntie shout,” OI people want to sleep lah!”

lol, then I replied,” PAISEH!”

then I began swimming my frog-style ah, free-style ah, all style also got. Then while I was swimming, I noticed at the corner of my eye got someone looking at me. So i stopped and looked at the 2nd floor which was really near to the pool, It was a chio-bu! (okay actually not very sure cause couldn’t see her face, her back surrounding too bright, but got long hair wearing specs. I think shorter than me, not sure)

Then I go action (haha), 1 lap I put my left leg on top of my right, holding them together, using only arm strength to swim, woah seriously tiring, my arms are aching now.

Then 2nd lap I put both hands behind my back, this time using only leg power, also very tiring but less tiring than pure arm strength.

Then after that very very tired so swam slowly relaxing.

There was this bangaladesh guy washing cars, just felt weird.

After my swim, I went to rinse off, then lied on the chair to “moon-tan”

Then thought,” maybe next time bring my girlfriend come swim” PURE RANDOMNESS.

Then I DOZED-OFF. I dreamt I really bring girlfriend come swim (not telling u who), then in the pool got first kiss, wow, then woken up by my dad calling me from 5th floor to go up, SIAN AH.

Swimming once in awhile is kinda nice, relaxing, now I’m on the balcony looking at the moon, wad a beautiful sight, 5 stars accompanying it scattered around.

Good night everyone.

What the fuck is wrong with people…

Seriously, I was disgusted watching a video from this site…..

http://www.peta.org/feat/ChineseFurFarms/index.asp

Animal cruelty, what the hell is wrong with people? Just because of money, you step on animals’ heads, whack them, cut their skins off and just rip it off, ITS JUST INHUMAN!

I just dunno, I can’t contain my anger when I saw this video and kept cursing at the people who would even be enjoying killing animals, its just SICK. Seriously if I saw ANYONE of them, I would just go and seriously whack that person.

We have to stop animal cruelty, animals have lives too, what would you feel if your skin was ripped off? It would totally suck.

What we can do, encourage people to not buy animal based products, we ourselves not buy animal based products. WE GOTTA STOP THIS LIVING HELL FOR THE ANIMALS…..

what kind of a world do we live in….

I’m sure up there, god will do something to those heartless Bastards….