Joker face

today was chinese exam, so it was held in the afternoon, so I woke up at 9am, woke up, seriously no mood to do last minute learning so I dived onto the couch and watched soccer.

Then showered at 11am, I used listerine today, just felt like it, Then I ACCIDENTALLY SWOLLED a bit……they say swallowing it causes cancer……so I immediately spit it all out and forced vomit it out…kinda gross and painful…

For today’s hair-styling, I used a crazy mix, creatic-hair gel, gatsby hair gel, some gatsby clay, and black hair spray (for fun), why I have black hair-spray, my mom bought it for dunno wad.

Then when I walked out of the condo, the security guard smiled at me, so I smiled back.

I sat at the bus stop, then as cars pass by, I use the reflection to check my hair, it shows that the darker colour cars reflect better, like black, brown, dark blue. those bright ones dont, white, bright red, those comfort taxis,

Then when the drivers look at me, I would raise my hand and mouth,” hi!” and wave.

Then as busses pass by, for some weird reason, most of the people in the bus would look (or stare) at me for 5-10 seconds, and some would continue to stare at me till the bus goes away.

then there was this “salvation army” bus, there were like 3 girls wearing uniform in it. Then when 1 girl saw me, she turned to her other 2 friends and pointed at me, then all 3 were looking at me, while I acted as if i dunno and looked at the sky. then as the bus was going away, they kept turning to look at me, and smiling!!! whats wrong with me today?

then I got onto bus 51, the uncle saw me, especially smiled at me, then obviously I smiled back (wow i feel famous today).

school, I met Mrs Loh, she saw me then,” JOKER LAH!” then I look at her and say,” huh?”

then she start scolding me wad other people haven’t hand up medical book, then I say,” my fault ah?”

then she scolded me again,” JOKER AH YOU! CHAIRMAN LEH!”

wa lao…then in the hall, because lucas (junior) go disturb me say,” get top 10 ah, from the back.” then he started laughing madly running away, i caught him and grabbed the back of his neck.

then awhile while I was talk to frens, this siao lang keng go use his lollipop (opened and sucked!) go whack my back and say,” how dare you bully my friend!” I was,” huh?” then I looked at my back, OH MY SHIT! got lollipop stain!!!

then he run off……Then I thought,” hiya since he dare to even touch me he must have some down-syndrome, let him off lah…”

then junjie keep telling me,” OI, you no balls ah!? go SEH! him leh!” hiya…

just let him be lah….

i don wan to talk abt exams….I die liao…

after exams, got on the bus, the auntie this time smiled at me! so I smiled back, reached home, all the university students (my house just outside NUS) were ALL STARING AT ME….

wa lao…

tmr day off, sleep till 5pm lah, okay byes all.

this post is very “me” right? I’ll post abt other stuff tmr.

wtf.

My mom is very very random, but my dad totally talks about stuff related. talk about different personalities.

my mom just came back and convo.

me: mom, hao hao(little bro) asking when lily(former maid) coming back.

because the current maid sucks, attitude, cooking SUCKISH, has 3 boyfriends she has NEVER SEEN BEFORE, only talked in phone and sms, thats really pathetic. my mom and dad confiscated her phone and she’s going back to indonesia soon.

mom: kai ah, don’t tell your little brother that lily wont come back ah, tell him lily mother sick ah.

me: but he needs to know the truth, seriously, he needs to grow up.

mom: ya hor. kai, you know life, you have to experience many many things to grow up, you’ll have primary school girlfriend and break up, secondary school girlfriend and break up, teenage love never ever last, will surely get tired one.

me:…..why you telling me this?! totally unrelated!!!

mom: you need to have many experiences, you need to go through break ups, heartbreaks, love in order to grow up.

me: mom….your kid is trying very hard to be mature and not have girlfriend now and you telling me to get one!?

mom: I want you to experience many things mah.

me: other people’s mother dont want their child get girlfriend boyfriend, then you want me get when I am forcing myself not to.

mom: see how fortunate you are, blessing to have us as your parents right?

me: ya ya..

mom: faster go get yourself one ah.

me: WAH LAO EH!!!

my parents (or maybe just my mom) are just weird, they want me to do stuff most other parents dont want their child to do. to think I thought so hard about teenage relationships…..

After exams then I say lah…

English paper over, 5 more to go.

english

chinese

maths

geography

history

science

wish me luck for tmr’s chinese exam!!!

AHHHHHHH!!!!!!

It rained like CRAP this morning, so my mom suggested she send me to school. But my friends haha

leik yu’s back lol, the bag blocked a part but others haha, whats more he had umbrella with him. THE RAIN WAS HUGE!!!

English lesson, since there was no lesson, the teacher wanted us to ask her about any questions about the exams.

Then I asked,” how do you revise for english?”

then she said memorize the format and basically english can’t be studied, it takes time to know it, you have to read books! then we started talking about books.

Ms Chu said,” now I’m reading a science fiction book about a society on the moon economy crap, you guys won’t be able to understand at your level.”

Me: so is three little pigs sci-fi or fantasy? it should be sci-fi cause its science that does not allow them to walk on 2 legs and talk.

Surya: MS CHU! whats the difference of science fiction and fantasy?

Ms Chu: sci-fi is about what humans think about the future while fantasy is just imagination.

Me: so…..three little pigs isn’t sci-fi?

surya and matin: OF COURSE LAH!

me: then what is final fantasy?

surya: FANTASY LAH, it has the word in it!

Ms Chu: no, final fantasy is sci-fi.

me: GOD!

surya: seriously, octoslash and buster sword crap will never happen in the future.

me: YOU DON’T KNOW! MAYBE we’ll evolve to become like cloud and zack! we evolved from monkeys, anything can happen!

surya: dude….wake up….

then we started talking about final fantasy stuff

matin went to shout: FFX-2 RIKKU JUST WEAR BRA SIA!

me: damn you lah!

Maths lesson Ms Ng’s last lesson with us…she gave us her last warning about the exam and she was going to show us this vid but was unable to due to technical difficulties, no sound. This one.

and now my blog dosen’t allow me to post it here….go youtube it “protect your dreams”

So she gave us cards based on our personality, quotes, mine was,

“don’t be a person of success, be a person of value.”

I don’t really know what it means…

Then Ms Ng gave us chocolates, hersey’s kisses, she wrote this on the board.

then some ppl went to erase some parts.

lol….

final pic…..got one extra in the pic ah….the most left one ah lian…jkjk

Pics seriously make people look uglier lah! thats why I have phobia of the camera.

no more about that…

MY DINNER SERIOUSLY SUCKS!!! I DON’T CARE, I FROM TOMORROW ONWARDS EAT OUTSIDE!!!!

ONE HALF FISH?! ONE DUNNO WHAT CRAP DISH!? AND RICE?!

then I had to result to eating nuts….

you guys have it luckier than me…

Tmr Exam start liao…..WISH ME LUCK FOR MY ENGLISH!!!

The painful fact

Today was dumb…..I left my phone in my bag, then when I came back everyone was laughing….something is amiss…

I immediately took out my phone, saw the SENT messages…….damn….something totally horrible was sent to 10 people.

all that ” i love you will you accept me” crap.

then I had to waste another 10 messages to send sorrys….

AHH….paiseh.

After school had maths remedial (which I really enjoyed). Ms Ng, this trainee teacher was in and happening. She said she would let us eat sweets during class tmr, and in a way, she was a very fun person. She treat us to oreo, and MRS LOH, treat us to TIM TAM, which costs like 3bucks?

We talked more than did maths, but at least did a bit, and it was quite fun talking about various stuff.

Going home, jiayi needed to wait for parents at the bus stop I usually took. So I waited with her, going home seemed sian. then Ms Ng came, saying she needed to go to Vivo to shopping. Hiya, probably to meet boyfriend and have dinner lah. Talked more stuff, bus 30 came. I told Ms Ng to wait for next bus, BUT THEN she dont want…..so she went off leaving us there.

Then Jiayi go play this super lame handphone game which she kept losing at.

another bus 30 came, at the same time jiayi parents reached, so went off.

DAMN CRAP, NS NG IS GOING AWAY LIAO!!! WHY SO EVIL…..usually the teachers I can usually learn from are the younger ones cause they are closer to us teens unlike those old teachers…..SO BORING

And the teacher’s I usually bond with, are those trainee teachers which always HAVE to leave after some time…..

My mom has gone siao, she just came back buying dinner and she randomly said,” ah kai, when you have girlfriend ah, must have many many ah, plan A don wan, then go plan B, plan B don wan then go Plan C, I don want to see you over 1 girl then sad ah i tell you.”

I dont even know why the hell she saying that.

now going to post some random photos for fun.

lol. pants too tight.

handstand in class.

raping boon wei for fun.

something I found under jiayi’s table.

No wonder

Today after fencing we (marcus me and jw) went to jingwei’s house. His house was at serangoon, even though his house was at a ulu ulu place, there was a bus stop like…50m away from his house(thats damn convenient!)

His house was like those kind of olden houses, and while we were there, the only thing jingwei did was play DOTA. Marcus and Me played EXTREME TABLE TENNIS, we hit the ball everywhere, and made funny kung fu sounds like,” HWAA!!! WACHA!!!”

and when he smashed the ball towards the glass door, he said,” you have smashed the window of transparency!” lol, damn funny, its from drake and josh.

and we played till the ball got stuck on the ceiling, long story.

We watched ben 10 alien force while jingwei was still playing dota…..

so marcus had to go home, and I had no choice but to follow.

then we sat the bus till kovan MRT station. I finally understood why marcus is so obsessed with gals. At the MRT station, There were MANY MANY girls, wearing revealing clothing, gladiator shoes or something, their shorts were super short (don’t they feel uncomfortable showing off so much meat?)

But there were some very ugly ones trying to act chio, now i know everything, the reason why marcus is obsessed with gals and seriously hates ugly ones.

But seriously, the impression they gave me was “sluts”…..i know its mean but they look and act like ones.

you all heard of letting your seat to people who need it more right? yeah, I didn’t sit down, but I had to let my STANDING PLACE to someone else. this old lady came in with Fairprice bags so I just let my lying on the wall place to her.

Now at home…I’m thinking of 2 things, STUDY and EXAMS. DAMN THOSE 2 IRRITATING SHITTY THINGS!!!

just thinking about someone and not being able to reach out to them is REALLY REALLY torturous…

I look cock

got the new EZ-link card today, it sucks. The design was actually total blue, but this one has the picture of buses and trains on it which totally sucks (should hire me as the designer).

Lots of people wanted a look at my EZ link card so I just showed them. Most of them DID NOT laugh even though it was my p4 photo, they even say more shuai than now (somehow its kinda insulting…).

seriously, my photo is mushroom headed……….damn auntie….cut my hair for 13 years alread still always cut same mushroom hairstyle…..don care, I must change hairstylist.

I look cock in the photo…dunno why people say very nice…..I WAN MY SEC 1 PHOTO!!! WHY SECONDARY SCHOOL CARD THEY PUT P4 PHOTO!!!

SOMETHING IS SERIOUSLY WRONG WITH THE GOVERNMENT

Detention…

In the morning, me, elson, junjie and TZE MIN went up stage to talk about aeroplanes (forced…). usually I wouldn’t be afraid of crowds, after I introduced the group I saw !”)her(“!.

THEN SUDDENLY, MY WHOLE BODY FROZE UP, INSTANT STOMACH ACHE, MY ENTIRE BODY WAS NUMB.

Then I looked away, all back to normal, but I had to look again (temptation!!!), then froze up again, then I looked away but this time the frozeness stayed. So i talked my part……OMG……so pretty……………sniff sniff*……

during the afternoon…………

Because of ART (hate it), I had to go for detention cause I haven’t passed up hw from like…..feb? Yeah so others were there too, and there were some 2/6 kids who were caught possessing porn (lol). Then they told us,” we have the porn but we never watch!” then I laughed and said,” you have porn but you don’t watch it? total joke…”

I dunno why the hell people would want porn in their phones…..

then Mr Rafeek (discipline master) told us to go into a classroom. Then he said “2/2 all come”. So we went over and he convo.

DM (discipline master): why you here for?

us: never hand up art homework.

DM: Why never do?!

then everyone was quiet….

DM: did the teacher give you all any warning?

us: (actually she did but…) NO, she didn’t even tell us!

DM: okay go.

us: go where?

DM: go home lah. do your homework ah!

us: LOL

we escaped detention…..WASTE MY TIME LAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEEDED TO GO SEE MRS RAMESH (p6 form teacher) cause she at hospital going for operation, SO MANY OLD FRIENDS GO LEH!!!!!! DAMN MS NG!!! (art teacher)

then while we were walking off, matin(malay friend) asked,” hey when you all going to hand up?”

then I said,” I next year then hand up lah!”

then everyone laughed but our laughter was stopped by MRS LOH (classmentor).

convo again haha…

LOH: OI! SHENKAI!!!!!! WHAT YOU SAY?!

me: NOT I SAY ONE!!!!

LOH: WHO SAY ONE!!!! (retard)

me: AMIR!!!(another malay friend)

then all of us gave amir the long ,” oiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii………….” haha

then surya go sabo me,” shenkai its you lah”

then I go to mrs loh.

LOH: SHENKAI YOU WANT TO DIE! (really stressed the die) IZZIT!!!!

ME: laughing*, no no, sorry haha

LOH: I TELL YOU AH!!!(really stressed it), YOU BETTER HAND UP !!!!

me: okay haha.

Now I have 100% no mood to study (never will), so I go play my piano liao….

having a crush isn’t good…..it blocks out my mind……can’t even concentrate on playing piano…..CAN’T STOP THINKING!!!!

memories are sweet…

Just now during chinese lesson, I copied Weiyang’s spelling, I obviously didn’t learn it so just copied.

And while I was copying, I suddenly got a flashback of when I was primary 3. At that time, I had this crush on this china girl, named li jie. She was everything I looked for in a girl, pretty, kind hearted, 温柔 (sry I forgot the english). There was this time I saw her helping an old lady cross the road, and another when I fell down (which was really embarrassing), she helped me to the general office where the others just stood aside and watched.

I remember it was chinese spelling day, I didn’t study, and she let me copy…..I dunno why, I don’t feel guilty whenever I copy during a small unimportant test, but just earlier today I felt really guilty about copying her work…..

I miss the days……I remembered on national day I gave her this little pikachu (childish then okay!) And then bonding day (where there would be stalls to try out the different multi-racial food), my hands were full for some reason I couldn’t remember, then she fed me leh…..it was wonderful….

She didn’t finish her education in singapore, it was P4, she just one day didn’t come to school and I never saw her again, I asked the teacher where she went, the teacher said she went back to china……

She had family problems…..her mom and dad divorced and her mom looked after her….at that time I wasn’t a good talker so I couldn’t really console her like how I would do to people now. So everytime she talked to me about her probs I really didn’t know what to say….

I really really wish I can see her again but its well…….99.99% impossible i guess haha…..

gotta move on…….if only can meet another girl like her……

EXAMS, CAN’T TAKE THEM!!! I WOULD DO 100000000 BUNNY HOPS IF THE EXAMS WOULD JUST BE OVER OR CANCELLED. I CAN’T SIT AT THE TABLE AND STUDY, I JUST CAN’T!!!

Damn….

I can’t study, no mood!!!

felt a hint of jealousy and it sucked…………

I dunno what to do…..everyday seems so boring…..

hiya….i dunno what to post…..mind is totally blank…..

Just really hope the exams could be over right now…..feeling so uneasy……..

bye…

CONTROL!!!

Mid Year Exams are coming and most people are making the decision to “not touch their com till after mid year exam”. But most people can’t take it, TEMPTATION!!!!

I can’t say that my marks are wonderful…..just around average….so I really gotta buck up and MUG (study?) like a freaking nerd till my mid years are over……

But my com, my email……MY BLOG!!!!

its just too painful…..I can’t take it……but have too…….so until umm….next month when my exams are over I’ll NOT POST, leaving it ‘dead’ until I return from my nerd period……

can’t believe I have to stop my piano-ing……..

But I’ll post if there’s something REALLY VERY IMPORTANT, EX: I got a gf (highly unlikely haha…), I’m going to jail or I get A really really serious injury (blisters, blood, sprains, cramps not included. like….hand dislocate or something.)

Yeah, so I’m Gonna go now…..*sniff sniff…..goodbye my beloved blog……

“i’ll be back…” terminator lol.