First day of school, just kill me…

OMG, I’m gonna kill myself….

I went to school early in the morning, and saw NO friends at all, only some girls in my class. I walked to the school field and wtf, all the out-lines, penalty box lines everything all GONE!!! that means no soccer field…new indoor sports hall…. SHIT.

Then i saw some other class good friends so sat down and talked, I saw the NEW BATCH SEC 1’s!!!! Seriously i’m gonna hang myself… They were all gathering at the place where all the sec 1’s were, the new batch is….

The boys were, short, NERD LOOKING, STRESS ON THE NERD, VERY SKINNY, OR VERY FAT, VERY FEW NORMAL SIZED ONES… I went to shout once,” WHO SUPPORTS MANCHESTER UNITED!!!???” and guess what, not one dickhole replied me… then i went to shout liverpool, chelsea and arsenal, chelsea and arsenal not even 1, only liverpool, A FUKKING nerd guy waved at me and pointed at himself. Then i pointed at him and hand signed,” LOSER!!!”

The girls were, ugly, un-chio (and i can’t believe zuyang sms-ed me early in the morning to say he saw a chio sec 1 girl from my school…) and whats more, they act cute…its just sick…SICK.

Then morning assembly…there was SPOT-CHECK!!! lol, our CM (class mentor), is MRS LOH, our last year Geography teacher…. She walked past me and looked at me and said,” why you spike up your hair?” then me replied,” um…” CM said,” angry ah? only angry then spike up hair.” lol then she laughed madly and walked past me, I thought I was gonna get caught. LUCKY!!!

pic of mrs loh MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

after singing the national anthem and saying the pledge, sec2-sec5 went to the hall for a FUCKING 2 HOUR LONG SPEECH BY THE NEW PRINCIPAL, can’t remember her name…haha…

then went back to class…Mrs Loh went to give us a 45MIN talk about her expericence of being late and lots of rubbish…I almost slept… me and elson went to make lots of jokes..

then came THE FRIGGIN election part (nomination actually), we were supposed to nominate people for the place of CHAIRMAN, AND VICE-CHAIRMAN. guess what, elson SABO ME, he nominated me and convo time!!!!

mrs loh: since you nominate him, why is he suitable to be the chairman?

elson: um….

me: haha, mati liaos you.

elson: he is very responsible

*the whole class laughs, including me

elson: he is a caring leader

*again laugh

mrs loh: everytime you say something about him the class laugh, why ah?

elson: dunno.

mrs loh: you’re in the same CCA as him right?

elson: yes, badminton.

mrs loh: what does he do in badminton?

elson: he helps me and the other teammates.

mrs loh: okay..

then finished.

Mrs loh: any objection from the nominee?

me: yes

mrs loh: yes?

me: i’m nothing he said..

*class laughs mad

mrs loh also laughs

mrs loh: NO CHOICE, YOU MUST.

me: what the f….

mrs loh: HUH???

me: nothing…

then went for recess…..ate, drank and came back to class…

then maths teacher came in, Tan hwee ping i think, its a woman lol, elson thought it was a man and was super shocked when she came in.

then she said something, that really made sense….,” you know why we must learn algebra?”

me: give me a reason why.

teacher: okay, you see, if you always stick to models and other primary school methods, you’ll never improve! and algebra, really makes you think! its increases you thinking capacity and enables you to solve many other difficlut objects in the future, its like training your brain for future purposes.

and the teacher agrees with me that algebra is useless, its the method solving training process which is important.

so maybe…i’ll take studying a little more seriously…

hiya…then after she went, mrs loh came, but before she came I took this

mini class photo… damn we’re on the 3rd floor!

then she came in, and she chased me, surya, huifang and daniel out of class to nominate the class chairman and vice-chairman….

we waited, i went to peek abit and she saw me and shouted,” OI, DON PEEK.” lolz…

then when mrs loh told us to come in, i saw through the window and saw my name and huifang’s name, the class people all laughed, and i had a bad feeling, and said,” mama high….” dunno what that means lol…

i went in and mrs loh said what i had feared the most,” congrats shenkai, you’re our chairman!”

me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and i went to argue but still…..shit……..i hate responsibilities…….

then when everyone went home, i was the only one left…….following mrs loh around the school…wastiin my time….hiya……

nvm, this can be training for when i take over my parents company…

Then at 2pm, i walked out of the school gate and walked to the bus stop, then saw abt…7-8 sec1 girls there, i sat down like….2m away from them, then they went to like…i dunno, do stuff like act cute and really pissing me off…… then when the bus came, i was the last to go up, then the girl in front of me, fell down….and as a gentlemanly guy (why the hell….) I helped her up…then all her annoying friends go laugh and giggle, but i still FORCEFULLY MAINTAINED MY SMILE, then hiya, got up the bus, they sat 2nd storey, me sit at 1st storey, and when they got down they waved to me and i acted as if reading message….ew…….un-chio girls………..goosebumps all over now just thinking……

reached home, showered for 1hour (its me, i’m a clean guy) then dived onto the couch and slept till 7pm…

okay people….byes~

NEW YEAR=2009!

Hey people! lol I can’t sleep… its 12.33am, 2nd jan and no-one is online cause tmr later on is the first day of school! LOL…

I see everyone doing this, so i’ll do it too! sounds and looks fun! Okay, guess these shall be my 10 resolutions for the new year!!!

1) Get top 10 in class and hopefully top 40 in level! simply put, good marks! and i guess this is on EVERYONE’s resolutions.

2) train to get 6 pack!!! haha..

3) Grow um…5 cm taller!!!

4) Help the less fortunate

5) Work hard to get school known for badminton.

6) Get either 3rd,2nd or 1st place in FENCING GALA!!!

7) get to know new friends and get better relationship with friends, people i know and family. (issit 2 or 1 resolution…)

8 ) hmm….. find some real meaning in my life

9) become a more fun, funny, understanding, good, nice, responsible, honest, respectful, caring, positive, crazy, FUN (lol) person/friend!!!! YEAH!!!

10) probably find my other half…

here, these are my 10 (or 11) new year resolutions!

HAPPY SCHOOLING!!! OR WORKING!!! OR ETC.!!!! haha