HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

MUAHAHAHAHAHA, in exactly 1 hour time (from now), its will be a new day, new month and most importantly a new year!!!! YEAH!!!

today’s trip with my p6 people (6 ppl…) can’t say very exciting. But some stuff are worth mentioning (so just speed read) I went for badminton in the morning 8.30am, then shit hard training till 11.30am, then I saw a DAMN LONG line at my sch bookshop, lol, its definitely for the new sec 1 people, and guess what? I couldn’t spot any chio bu there…. hiya…. then I rushed back home, did my preparation and went to VIVO CITY to meet the p6 ppl.

got there….went to sentosa, first sat the thing to get to the top, sorry…no pic today, I’m seriously tired… then we sat the LUGE downhill , its quite fun, me and ridzwan went damn fast, racing, but the other 4 ppl all damn slow….hiyas…then reached down, then childish group played sand and sea water, while me and me gd fren ridzwan went to rent bikes and rode around the island.

after 1 hour, met up again, went back to VIVO, rushed to GOLDEN VILLAGE to watch movie, guess what? its YES-MAN, I dunno which dickhole wanted to watch yes-man, I wanted Twilight, nvm…. then got in, found our seats, sat down watched the movie, its not that funny when watched the 2nd time… and the vivo ppl dont really like to laugh… so yeah, so-so…. then the ah lian, clarissa (curry laksa) went to put both her feet onto the movie chair….crazy woman…

then eat macs with only ridzwan caus others dunno wan go where. yeah came home….

okay stop speed reading here thx.

now, left 48mins left to 2009, wow, so excited abt new year, sec 2, new sec 1 juniors, most importantly, the new chiobu’s!!! hahass…… i really dunno what else to say, so….

HAVE A HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE!!!!!!

and I have this poll, just put it up for fun…do it ah!

okay pls vote kays???

teenage love…and christianity

I know its very long and you don’t feel like reading it, but please, if you’re my friend, just take 5 mins of your time to read it…

OKAY, first I apologise in advance to kelvin, qiaomin and jingwei if you think this is an invasion to your privacy, but just read on… this was super wierd night….

I was first having a group talk with qiaomin, kelvin and marcus. We were discussing abt outing on 31st, so we decided vivo and movie at 2pm. Then kelvin went to have a 1 on 1 convo with qiao…

then Kelvin, very wierdly told qiao min,” hey, I feel guilty lying to my parents and keeping the secret that we’re together.” then blah blah blah, kelvin decided to tell his parents about his relationship with qiaomin..

then qiao min told us all about it, not kelvin. If i asked him why he didn’t tell us, he would angrily say,” this has absolutely nothing to do with you okay?”

yeah, after qiao told us, me, being a jerk, said,” WTH? why tell?” dunno, just feel like a jerk.

then qiao told us kelvin feels guilty everytime me lies, and I was all “okay….” cause kelvin is a kinda crazy guy and probably dosen’t care about most things…but yeah, I think its true, he is a “pure” soul……

He went to tell his parents, and I don’t know what his parents told him, but I could sense that kelvin is sad…

then qiao went to tell us all that happened….

at first I thought,” damn, kelvin is an idiot! why the hell did he have to tell??” but then, right when qiao told us,” kelvin told his parents about him and me…”   my mood totally changed…

at first it was a happy mood….but then….all around me seemed cold…. everything was black for some reason… and I felt like shit…

i then thought,” okay…kelvin was really brave to confess to his parents about him and qiao…. he’s really honest…..unlike me…” kelvin, i salute to you…

cause me, I lie all the time, and I NEVER FEEL GUILTY…….

i dunno, i just felt like hitting myself……then slowly, kelvin told us,” hey i can’t go anymore…parents won’t allow me…”

and then qiao said,” hiya, since kelvin not going, I also no feeling to go…”

Marcus was still,” okay sk and jw, lets go tmr”

then I went to tell jingwei what happened, then he said,” this is the case, I dont wanna go anymore, 3 ppl not fun, at least 4 than fun…”

so the whole thing is cancelled, so yeah, GOING WITH MY P6 FRENS TMR.

then this is CHRISTIANITY part….

then me and jw had a convo that totally crept me out…

jw: we as frens muz support him!

me: ya i know

me: but he’s not online…

jw: i seriously pity him,i noe how he feels…kel wouldn’t lie…

me:lol?

jw: he got humility

me:ah huh…

jw: UNLIKE SOME PEOPLE, I DON’T WANT TO MENTION NAMES

me: ya sure…

jw: thats the thing about christians!

me: yayahhh

jw:come to my church lah!!

and this is where the creeping out starts…

me: maybe…

jw: U NOE U WANT TO

me:i dont…

jw: seriously, I really wanna see my friends in church, not 4 me, but 4 urself

me:4 myself?

jw: yeah, 4 yourself.. pls, as a fren?

me: why the hell u would I want to go there?

jw: it’ll change your life seriously, you dont know what you’re missing

me:okay tell me, what am i missing

jw: pls, just come once?

me: can’t i’m a buddhist…

jw: juz visit once?

me: fine…..when u want me to?

jw: *smiles*

lol, funny guy…

jw: anytime also can

jw: sun

me: if sun then its impossible…

jw: *frowns*

me: its my family day

jw: okay, any spare sunday u have, juz call me

me:lol, sure sure

then after i asked about the timing and activities…then…

jw: i was friggin paiseh when I first went there

jw: but i just felt like going there again

jw: again and again after my first time

me: MAN you’re talking to me like some holy christian guy

jw: ya, i dont say lots of vulgarities when I’m in church, cos i’m a christian

me: I CAN SEE THAT, man you’re creeping me out…

me: okay, kelvin does, explain

jw: although he is one, he dosen’t really give a ****

me: ah huh…..

jw: but once you accept god, you get a place reserved in heaven.

me: ?!?!?!!?!??!!?

jw: u go to church to noe more about god…

me: yes…

jw: doing all this GOOD stuff like saying not vulgarities, edifies god (i dont know what it means…)

me: ya?

jw: not urself…

me:okay…

jw: no matter what u do, god will think of you in the same way….

me: MAN I’M SUPER CREEPED OUT NOW

jw: sounds abit deep, but true..

jw: i got many vulgar frens at church

jw: but during worship, completely diff person…

me: i can feel that…

jw: i know you’re creeped out now

me: good you know that!

jw: i’m totally not me when I’m talking about god stuff

me: I KNOW

jw: but seriously consider, bout coming to church…

me: yeah I will

jw: thx alot!!!

me: maybe i’ll pop over someday

jw: I got extra time on com because i’m persuading a fren 2 come 2 church!!!

thats when I felt that the jingwei I knew came back

jw: but just call when u feel like it..

me: okay, sure man

jw:okay, bye

me: bb

you people don’t know jingwei, he’s my gd fren and when he talked to me just now….the feeling…..you don’t understand the feeling….

and I tell you, it totally creeped me out…..jingwei was always a fun person, joking, and everything, but today he seemed like he was a….totally different person….like he was “brain controlled”….really……creeps me out…..

my former tuition teacher, huixuan, you can see her link < there, and….she was at first a buddhist, just like me, but then at the age of 18, she became a christian….she told me she didn’t know what life was all about, but when her good friend one day persuaded her and brought her to church  (omg, sounds like me and jw…)….she felt like a diff person… she felt the meaning in life and everythin she couldn’t feel as a buddhist…..and both my tuition teachers are christians, and I think the’re the coolest university students on the planet, other uni students just piss me off……

oh i dunno……. what religion i’ll believe in……. I wonder if i told my mom,” hey mom….i wanna be a christian…” she would totally freak out….. but maybe christianity would be good for me….i’m really messed up now…..

okay jingwei, i promise you, one day, I’ll go to your church and see what happens….

gd night everyone….

Of all the times to cut hair….

Darn, tomorrow is countdown, and i’m meeting marcus, kelvin and qiaomin at vivo at 11am tmr, but the thing is, my P6 school people also say can, but only 1 guy say can, E-wan, so if more and more people say can I’ll have to say “sorry to marcus’ offer, but most unlikely, cause I sent 15 messages to 15 people, and only 1 replied….. what the hell…

And THIS FRIGGIN WIERD THING IS, my sch peps also want to meet at 11am, AT VIVO, exactly the same time and place, gao sway….

The WORST PART IS, I CUT MY FUCK HAIR,AND NOW IT LOOKS LIKE SOME JOKE…… why ah….why did i agree to cut my hair……. hiyass…..

and now, just thought of something damn irritating, I HAVE BADMINTON TRAINING TOMORROW AT 8.30AM!!! it end at 12pm…..wtf…..

OKAY, 2009 coming, who wan follow???

as we all know, the year 2008 is coming to a close, and it’ll all be a distant memory…… and we’ll welcome 2009 into our lives!!! 2 more days to the year 2009, can’t wait!! BUT THE PROBLEM IS, HOW AM I GONNA CELEBRATE END OF 2008!??!!!?!?!?!?!

marina bay is whr singapore is gonna celebrate end of 2008 and hello! to 2009. i asked a few people how they were gonna celebrate, they all gave me the same answer,” at marina bay there.” i told them need tickets, then they all said again,” we stay outside slack.” AND I THINK  THAT IS A WONDERFUL IDEA!

seriously, my X’mas was bad enough, so I GOTTA GO SOMEWHERE ON 31st DECEMBER 2008/1 JANUARY 2009!!!!

NTPS P6 people, I know you’re reading this, contact as many p6 same class people as you can and see if can meet for countdown, Clarissa (curry laksa) said this.  The WHOLE HOLIDAY WE HAVE BEEN PLANNING P6 REUNION AND YOU PEOPLE WHEN GO IN MSN CHAT TALK ABOUT HARI RAYA……no more ah..

but i think…….all you goodie goodie 2 shoes won’t be able to make it… hiya….

so fencing gang: Lim, Kel, Jw, how? and kel, if able, get qiao to folo.

waiting for replies….

OMG, BLEEDING IS SOOOO COOL!!!

Today is SUNday, and most sundays suck, so i’ll go right to the point..

I went to cut my hair, I HATE IT!!!! I won’t post photo, too embarassing…

okay, after hair cut I went to my grandparents’ house, and my couz aloy was there

that cheeky face

I ate, and after I ate, he force me down to play soccer. We went down to the place we call the “Underblock” and started ramming (kicking the ball damn hard) at each other. SERIOUSLY PAINFUL.. and we played bare footed, no shoes, and its was FUCK painful, but still damn fun (ohhh…. my toe is aching now…)

and there were lots of jokes and we laughed like mad.

we played enough, then while I was walking towards the lift, I stepped on a FRIGGIN SMALL GLASS PIECE, and I felt a small amount of pain, and I didn’t care and kept walking. then reaching the lift, people came out and were all looking at my damn left foot. I looked onto the floor and saw a trail of blood, and my head: yeah, its my foot….

we walked into the lift and I turned over my leg to see the damage and OH MY GOD!

its just damn cool lar, didn’t feel any pain and felt good, its SO COOL!

now another version of it, but without the dark dark surroundings

seriously, instead of feeling sad or anything, I felt happy, dunno why, random emotion, its damn cool.

and even though some of you after seeing my previous injury, said not to post any more injuries, I still wanna, its so cool.

okay, needa rush A FUCK LOAD OF TUITION HOMEWORK NOW, DUE TOMORROW 2.30pm!!!! OKAY BYE ALL!!!

The day I became a “terrorist”

This is super gay, read on to know why…

Today is sat, and as most of you people know, is my fencing day. In the morning, from harbourfront station to dhoby ghaut MRT station, I walked towards the point where I would get on the train to novena. As I walked down the staircase, I smelt…..some gluntinous rice smell i think…..damn smelly……hate it…

Then I reached Novena, walked up the stairs and my eyes were DAMN itchy, so I turned my eyeballs(okay that sounds gross…) to look left and right, my head not turning. And on my back was a big fencing bag, and the security guard saw me, so this thing happened…

guard: Boy come here…

me: *pant…. yes sir?

guard: what do you have inside your bag?

me: its just my fencing equipment, the sword the shirt and everything…..

guard: can i ..

me: sorry sir i’m seriously in a rush!

guard: if you don’t let me check I’ll have you in for terrorism!

me: what the hell!?

guard: open it now boy…

then I opened it reluctantly, and threw everything out

me: SEE!

guard: okay all clear.

me:(softly) ka ni na……

guard: what you say?

me: nothing….(softly) loser…..

then I rushed to fencing, only to find out i was early…(why the…nvm…)

then class started, WE PLAYED SOCCER YEAH!!!!  my group had 4 people: trudy(clumsy girl), marcus foo, coach liu, and me. Kelvin’s group had: Him, jingwei, and aravind. at the start we were owning, but then they CAUGHT UP, so 6-6, then coach scored the final goal for us, so 7-6, we won! but we had man advantage so yeah…

Then free fencing, first, VS KELVIN!!! MUAHAHAHA!!! last 2 matches, he won me 5-2, but this time we drew 4-4, then there was extra 1min, and yeah, for some funny reason, i just went in front, and woah! 5-4, damn close…KELVIN, NEXT TIME!

then next match was, VS JINGWEI!!! I owned him 5-0……. then kelvin scolded me,” couldn’t you just give him a point!?” yeah, I should have done that, but jingwei before the match, told me,” shenkai, dont let me, give me your all..”  hiya…….should have let him 2 points when I already got 4…..secretly let him….this way, win-win situation.

okay, so after that went to eat mac…..yeah this part not fun.

then I walked back, ALONE to the MRT, usually jingwei and marcus lim would follow me, but marcus lim didn’t come, jingwei called for his dad to pick him up so I WAS ALONE…

I walked to the MRT station, saw ANOTHER security guard, then I thought in my mind: hehe, since I have time, i li xiao (irritate)  the O.M (old man).

I tapped my ex-link card, then I didn’t look at the security, looking at the floor, then i rubbed my hands as if I was nervous, then I touched my bag and purposely looked at the security guard, I looked at him for 1 sec, then I looked shocked and looked down again and brisk walked to the MRT, then this so damn funny thing happened.

Guard: HEY BOY!

I continued walking

guard: BOY!!!

i then stopped

guard: come here…

me: yes…yes sir?

guard: what do you have in your bag?

me: my my my fencing equipment

guard: open your bag let me check!

me: what what right do you have!?

guard: i am a security guard here!

me: you have NO RIGHT AT ALL!!!

guard: open now or I put you in custody!

me: sry sir, you have no right.

then the guard snatched my bag away

me: HELP!  robbery!

everyone looked at me first, then stared at the security guard

then another security guard came here

guard2: whats wrong?!!!

guard: this boy got something suspicious in his bag

me: OI! this is my fencing equipment!

guard 1 and 2 went to open my bag and checked around, they found nothing….

me: what the hell you 2 want!?

guard 2: sorry boy, you can go now

me: wa lan! steal my bag then check then say nothing happen, I go complain!

then a indian guy, looked like some manager, he came here and asked what happened, I told him and then he confiscated the guards ID cards or something, and the manager guy said,” sorry sir, here’s your bag.” and I got back my bag.

lol its just damn fun to li xiao people and get away with it….

try it, its DAMN FUN!!!

okay people, byes~

This has seriously been the worst Christmas of my life……

In one christmas day, that is on 25/12/2008, today. I spent 14 hours sleeping(14), 2 hours eating(16), 2 hours at some damn supermarket(18), 4 hours staring at a movie screen(22), 1 hour starring at a TV screen(23), and 1 unfinished hour….

At 12 am today(last night), I went to sleep, I made a dream that my all of my secondary school friends threw a Christmas party for me, in the middle of the dream, I realised it was too good to be true, so I woke up…

Then I got into another dream, my primary school friends threw a Christmas party for me, and again, realised too good to be true, so cut my wrist with a knife and woke up…

Then I dreamt again (damn god was making fun of me…), I was in my former house, I heard some noise coming from the rooftop, I ran down the staircase and saw santa claus at the 2nd storey leaving presents under the Christmas tree, he put one into my hands and rode away on his reindeer thing, I opened it, it came a noise, something like a recording, it said,” you will never ever have a christmas ever again!!!” and again, i woke up, this time covered in sweat…

I woke up at 2pm, lying on the bed crying( not exactly crying, just tears dripping from my eyes), my mind was shit blank. Then I got out, showered, became some goth guy, clothes black, i even managed to paint my eye rings black with something… hair was totally emo, seemed like a  “the world is doomed” guy… and parents pulled me out…

went to some prata shop, everyone looked at me, i stared back at them with eyes saying,” fuck off people…” I kicked a chair out, and sat down. parents asked me what I wanted, I said,” whats the point…” then they ordered 2 egg prata for me…I ate it…and my mom said,” when you go to university, I’ll buy a car for you” most kids would be excited, but I said,” dont want it…” and my mom got pissed and dashed back to the car.

We rode to discovery centre, went to watch the “moon experience” or somthing, it was fuck lame (sorry for my vulgar language, just can’t take it…), everyone else laughed, and I kept saying,” noobs, a bunch of noobs…”, then went to watch ” the light of christmas”, it was again, lame, this time not so many people.

And I can’t believe what I did, I went into a cinema, was supposed to watch madagascar 2, I went in, seriously didn’t feel this mood before, I couldn’t care about my surroundings, just didn’t want to live….EMO? I sat at the top row, my parents sat at the second top row, I either cried or slept in the cinema… I walked out of the cinema room, my black rings had “tails”, then went to supermarket, EVERYONE WAS AFRAID OF ME, getting out of my way as I pushed the fuck trolley, went home ate damn little, managed to watch little nonya, I had absolutely no feeling as I watched it, no comments whatsoever…just had no emotion, when you feel that, you’ll feel like killing yourself…

I went to shower, standing there, water pouring onto my head, I again, cried as the black stuff was cleared from my eyes… I didn’t think about anything…..

came out and turned on com…

I didn’t laugh today, not even smile….it seems so painful…… try not smiling for a day…..

and now at this moment, I’m for no god dammned reason, tears falling from my eyes… left 1 min till christmas over….

Now I even HATE Christmas…

TOTAL LOL, YES MAN ROCKS!!!

Yes man is total lol, it rocks!!!

i just went to Jurong point to watch YES MAN, originally twilight, but elson said it was boring, seriously i wanna watch it.

Yes man would originally be rated NC16, but this one is PG!!! yeah!!

Here are a few parts which I can’t forget, they are kinda like spoilers, if you wanna watch it, dont look at it.

” youre so bored you don’t even have the enthusiasm to masturbate!”

” I wanna jump down and kill myself!”

“okay okay, its fine”

“waddaya mean fine!!!”

“okay sorry!!!”

and there was this ahmah, she went to do some oral on “yesman”/carl.

omg….so many funny parts, just go watch it if you haven’t.

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came back, ate dinner….my maid crazy…

she put french fries onto my plate and said,” TRY!”

i ate it,” so salty!!!”

she said,” shut up! dont like don eat!”

wtf larh….

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*sniff…….christmas, I haven’t went to a christmas party since P1…… seems quite pathetic…..and tomorrows christmas….

and to makes thing worse…..I haven’t got a christmas present since like P3……….I feel like the lamest person on earth…….. and my other bros, are all at a party at this second…………….

I feel like some nerdddd………………………………………………………………………………………………………….

Pls lah, I can’t stay at home during christmas………..I’m just afraid that my parents would bring me to the ZOO, OR SOME PARK, I dunno larh, parents, are sometimes just lame…… for 5 DAMN YEARS IN A ROW, EVERY CHRISTMAS I HAVE BEEN GOING OVERSEAS, AND THIS TIME WAS SUPPOSED TO GO THAILAND BANGKOK, BUT I DEBATED WITH MY PARENTS LIKE SOME DAMN IMPORTANT THING, AND IN THE END, THEY CANCELLED THE TRIP!!! YEAH!!! I HAVE FOUGHT DAMN HARD TO STAY IN SINGAPORE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS, SO IF I HAVE A FUCK (sorry….) LAME CHRISTMAS TOMORROW, I WOULD PROBABLY KILL MYSELF…………

Ohh damn photos…

lol…..I just went to facebook…….and I was browsing photos….I noticed that girls like to take self-photos, and have many angles to take it from, according to sis-in-law. Girls have DAMN LOTS of self taken photos, if a girl dosen’t, then she is either shy or not a girl.

Boys on the other hand SUCK at taking self taken photos, seriously, I went to many boys profiles, and those self-taken (example: marcus lim) dont look good and make the person look uglier, it isn’t his fault though. And those who have others take photos for them (example: Kelvin Tan), look cooler and interesting, but still his real life face looks better.Still, quite amazing kelvin found himself a girlfriend during his 1 week trip to hokkaido-Japan. If a guy likes taking photos of himself, he is GAY, GAY I TELL YOU!

BUT, while I was browsing photos, I came across a guy’s photos, he’s was my primary 5 junior, meaning he is going to sec 1 nxt year. lol, I saw a group photo of a class, and there was a girl in there, damn cute, can’t remember her name, changed hairstlye. can’t believe I forgot abt her haha….. maybe can see her next year teacher’s day, but that’ll be damn long….

Nvm that. I feel bored now……. and fine, I’ll post some photos on facebook.

Shit, my legs are feeling itchy, needa play some soccer!!!

yawn…..gd night…

Omg….damn tired….

Yesterday, I did my chinese homework till 4am…. seriously…almost died.

then sleep…on the floor….woke up at 6am, and continued my work till 7am, showered, ate and went to school for my favourite badminton practice. OMG, went there, played a little, I WAS FREAK OFF FORM, COULDN’T CONTROL MY STRENGTH PROPERLY AND SHOT MANY SHOTS OUT.

I can remember I was against ELSON WEE, 1st game he won, 16-21, then 2nd game I won, 21-19. And there was supposed to be a 3rd game, but the captain was shouting at us, so next practice then continue. haha…….

We played a doubles match and my partner, Elias, short short fat fat one. Then he kept missing shots, about 13 shots he gave away…. then he kept complaining…..and in order to save face i dived lots of times and got this injury.

I didn’t feel it and this is very wierd, I got this injury by biting it myself, my own teeth bit it. and for some damn random reason, I sucked the blood………. why ah……damn salty…. VAMPIRE!!!!

We had indivudial practice with the coach, when it was my turn, the coach was like unhappy with me….i feel so sad….

came back and stuff happened…yayayaya…. and tomorrow…..4 clowns are coming over to my place to do project, elson, junjie, zhen hao and daniel. but only at the swimming pool.

kks, night all!