AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

okay, quite bored today……..

Jingwei went to taipei and didn’t attend fencing…… so quite boring…… take care, haf a nice trip

Marcus lim was at camp….(why didn’t you drink 10 bottles of 100-plus…..) so its was very boring…. only me kelvin and marcus foo….. but free-fencing was funny.

I owned 2 girls (muahaha bully) BUT I LOST TO KELVIN (again…) he kept….poking me while I moved forward, sneaky boy…. and lost 2-5….I HATE YOU KELVIN!!!!

yesterday I owned 5 ang-mos 5-0, they really bitchy (i’m not racist but they just very action….) then I lost to a girl 8-1 (no face…) and won a super pro guy 8-6, actually I was lucky, he let me a bit… now i’m using my left hand to type all this, right hand damn tired….

nothing much today…..and one more thing…… WHY THE DAMN 1/2 BLOG SO DUMB???? I went there….the last post was in JUNE!!! give me the pass and user, i’ll post every week about 1/2…seriously…

kk bye all.

Kelvin’s house totally owns! 4 fencing dudes unite!

I have a feeling that this post may be long, but pls just read for fun.

MUAHAHAHAHA, today, had badminton training in the morning, coach only turned up for like….1hour? and the next 2 hours we played for fun… IMMEDIATELY (so many immediatelys lately…) after badminton, I rushed home, dumped all my stuff into my room, had a 15min shower and rushed to the bus stop to clementi. I got onto the bus, and sat down, and there was this EMO girl, looked hopeless, nose was like rudolph the red nose reindeer, she stared at me throughout the trip to clementi….. why people like to stare these days…

I got onto the train and rode off to eunos MRT station, and this is damn irritating, reached EUNOS, tried to get out but all the inconsiderate people, rushed in blocking my way out ( KIA SU!!!), the door closed….I stared at the group of people who just came in and said,” Whats wrong with you people??” and I got off at KEMBANGAN, rode the train back to EUNOS….. singaporeans really arh…kia su…

I got down, ate at hawker centre, then met jingwei, he was wearing skinny jeans (i wore them before and its damn uncomfortable, no space..) his jeans kept dropping…and he wore some adidas black T-shirt, then marcus came, he was wearing his same old dull attire, its lame marcus!

Now for the 3 jokers part ( shenkai,marcus,jingwei). we walked to the bus stop, read the bus thing and confirmed bus 13 could bring us to kelvin’s house, and just nice bus 13 came ( what LUCK!) we got on and sat at the back and talked..

marcus: if we overshoot kelvin’s stop by 1 stop, I’ll know cause I always take it from the opposite direction.

Me: you better

It was 10 stops from bus interchange to kelvin’s stop, the I felt something was amiss, so I asked

me: marcus, I think we overshoot already

but MARCUS was busy SMS-ing to stefanie, or stephanie.

marcus: I think so too

jingwei: you clowns!surely one lah

Then I, the dare devil, because of the other 2 cowards, I had to ask the bus uncle if we overshot.

bus uncle: ya just now over already

I turned and shouted: marcus its all your fault! you didn’t pay attention to the road!!!

marcus: my fault?!

i pressed the bell and we got off and jay-walked to the opposite bus stop.

Then the genius jing wei said

jingwei: hey why don’t we walk to the other bus stop, cause the next bus won’t come so quickly and this way there’ll be less stops.

shenkai: okay lorh

then we walked and JUST AFTER WE CROSSED THE ZEBRA CROSSING, bus 13 came…

I scolded jingwei

shenkai: look you nub! you and your brilliant ideas!!! CHARGE TO THE NEXT BUS STOP!!!

and as bus 13 passed i did hand signs showing to the bus driver,” hey bastard slow down a bit will ya!”

then the bus driver shook his hand showing NO, and we were irritated with that indian driver and we kept scolding him….

reaching the next stop….

reaching the bus-stop, and this is gay, jing wei asked

jingwei: hey is there any toilet nearby? I now high tide….

then he kept shivering lol, and he made this funny face.

shenkai: hold it till we get to kelvin’s house

jingwei: I’m afraid I’m gonna make an embarrasing fool of myself

then marcus, was STILL SMS-ing the stef

And jingwei’s lose pants kept falling down….

And we counted the number of bus stops to kelvin’s house, 4….. and bus 13 came we got on, I counted as we passed each bus stop and said

shenkai: the next bus stop is the one!

jingwei and marcus: finally!

and when we got off, opps, my turn to make a blooper, we got off 1 stop before and yeah, we had to walk. and as we walked toward the next bus stop, I saw a guy, white shirt with a circus monkey on it, army looking pants, and a glove thingy (kelvin’s left hand is fractured), and

shenkai: yeah thats kelvin…. (in a girls voice I shouted) KELVIN!!!!

lol super random. and he turned and we jaywalked again to kelvin, and we started this convo

kelvin: what took you guys so long?

marcus: long story……

jingwei: does your house have a nice toilet??? currently tsunami!!!

all: lolz

me: kelvin you look funny

kelvin: shut up nub! fuck you all! (kelvin is damn random….)

and we walked all the way inside and the most expensive looking house, was kelvin’s

from the outside it looks quite small, smaller than my previous house, but inside was a different story…

first and second we didn’t care much, third storey, WAS ALL HIS!!! had a plasma tv, X BOX, PS2, WII, 2 COMS, AND A FUCK LOAD OF YUGIOH CARDS, and even had a personal toilet!!! Rich kid…

and I saw this super funny photo of our good friend’s past…..MUAHAHAHAH i’m so evil

And when I saw it, i was ROFL, this is the kelvin we know? non-vulgar, non-retarded, innocent boy!!!???

this is super freaky……..look how a guy can change in like 6 years… .. the kelvin I know, slaps someone every 15mins, overreacts by shouting,” SPAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!, YOU FUCKING BITCH TASTE MY ROCKET LAUNCHER!!! PPAAAAWWWNNNNEEDDDD!!!!!!” when he plays halo, and ,” YOU ARE OWNED BY MY DEIDARA!!! BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!” when he plays naruto ultimate ninja 4(shippuuden). he kicked my ass when I took this photo, and when he plays DOTA, he screams everytime he kills an enemy. lol…………

Jingwei is gay today, he became clown like, screaming like a girl and asking marcus to feed him sotong balls…. jingwei is *abnormal today……. marcus kept screaming when he played halo 3 cause jingwei kept slashing him with an energy blade. kelvin is always abnormal but we are used to it…..

I played yugioh with kelvin, I lost all, didn’t have my main deck, MR SOH I HATE YOU!!!! and kelvin is funny, he wrote “malicious” on a piece of paper and slipped it in his protector with the card “D-spirit” and says its malicious…… and he spent like few hundred dollars on this one deck….lol, i think he spent like a thousand bucks on cards, me, AT MOST $50 (yugioh) then jingwei had to go home early cause of some grandma thing, so only me kelvin and marcus went to mac’s, ate, chatted and I sat bus 10, all the way home, like 1 hour….. played PSP yugioh and fifa 09, slept 15mins.

It was a super fun day today, wanna go again!!!! kelvin can we??? and where do you get your root beer? looks nice but didn’t try.

now haf ta do maths questions, I hate it….

OKAYs,the moment you’ve all been waiting for….my trip!!!

Before you start reading, you needa know that this will be long, but reading all will take you at most 10mins, it’ll be worth it.

MUAHAHAHAHAHA, time for the super long story.

Thursday afternoon, IMMEDIATELY after badminton,  I went back, showered and changed and rode off to the airport. blah blah….then I was at the place  where the bags go through the X-ray thing to see if there’s any scissors or bombs etc. Then I put my bag in….they opened my bag, checked my PENCIL BOX (there was a pair of scissors inside….) the police guy said,” brother, you know cannot bring scissors in?” I said ya, and he said,” never mind, I let you go in, but remember to put inside you luggage nxt time” and I was like,” thanks alot!”

i got onto the plane, sat down, and a few minutes later, this ang mo( red devil) no lah, caucasian guy came and sat beside me. ( I was sittin Jetstar, really, I feel its better than S’pore airlines.) about 1hour past, and we could order food, I got cup noodles( it was $5! wtf?) and this causian guy also wanted this, so he pointed at my cup and I stared at him( why I did that I do not know), he got 2, thats like 10 bucks….

2h later, we needed to write our card thingys, and I saw his, his name is: brothbrussle evans kulie……lol funny..

finally reached after 4h flight, i took this at the immigration point, and got scolded….

we got a cab, rode to holiday inn macau (they put it MACAO, dunno why)

We got to a restaurant 10m away and ordered food, THEY SPOKE CANTONESE, and the trouble came. I COULD UNDERSTAND A BIT, but couldn’t talk it, cause my familys like a hokkien family, but luckily my mom and dad knew how speak cantonese ( I needa get a cantonese gf…) jus joking!

The next day, we went to some other part of macau, and at the immigration…this happened

I was LOL, WTF MAN!? these people are really pro translaters…hahas. and know what? I got scolded AGAIN for taking this photo…

and we got there, We got to a sort of shopping street, and I got to go ON MY OWN!! I walked past a primary school, and the students all wore kung fu type uniform hahas. For some funny reason, I walked PAST them, Then everyone stopped talking and playing, all stared at me. my face=O.o? I waved at them and they started talking again, but still staring at me, all in CANTONESE!!! cant understand…

FYI, there in 10 girls, only 1 is chio, in 50 boys, 1 has hair…. mostly botak.

We then went to eat KFC, LOOK!

They sell Beef….and clam soup…..wtf………. but I ate original chicken, its damn small……

Macdonalds has this PRAWN BURGER…..its called “ebi burger” funny

after that we had to wait while my parents went shopping, it was super sian

I look funny….

nvm that. After we went to this hotel shopping centre, it was FREAKIN big. its called Venetian, how would you pronounce that? I thought it was spelt vernation… AND WHEN I WENT THERE ( liverpool, chelsea and arsenal fans might not want to see this..especially kelvin.)

THE MANCHESTER UNITED EXPERIENCE!!!!

THERE WAS A MANCHESTERUNITED SHOP THERE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

BEAUTIFUL, JUST BEAUTIFUL!

The staff actually had the word,”staff” printed onto their manu jerseys lol.

IT WAS MAN UNITED HEAVEN!!!!! YEAH BABY, I bought stuff worth $500 singapore (spendthrift eh?)

haha the bear damn cute, and this is only 1/3 of my stuff!!!

ah I love it there, and there was this soccer free kick thing on the second floor, 5 tries, I scored 3 ( actually quite easy, the post was huge and the keeper was some staff guy, kick low corners), and I got a free manu necklace AHHhH!!!!!

I only have on thing to say,” MANU ROCKZZZZZ!”

Jealous? sorry…haha

OMG really too much to post. so i’ll just skip some parts kay?

we went to eat dinner at some ruins place, they serve the best seafood in macau there

The last day, muahaha, went shopping again, actually nothing much to see at macau, mostly gambling

This is what I got for you people, hey dont expect too much!!!

Lunch was at a Venetian food court, I ate noodley stuff and drank MILK TEA, I always drink it with those 3 bros every sat at united square. but this one’s real brewed, I used the white ones, sugar rush!!!

oh I forgot, one night, while I was sleeping, someone was slotting their cards into my hotel room door, I looked through the hole and saw 2 retards trying like mad to get into the room…. lameos..

I opened the door and said in chinese,” wei! lao zi sleeping you go disturb, ma de.”

Then they like ran off saying sorry, nice…

Going back home,aiya….see, translation ownage..they really pro

this time I had my scissors in my bag, the macau police confiscated it, I was pissed and my mom scolded me for my bad attitude and she said that the police could retain me if they felt like it.

Then I got angry and shouted,” chibai, retain then retain larh! wad fucking right do they have, they’re just a bunch of bitches!”

omg…..why did i lose my temper…regret…

got on plane, and this very funny thing happened.

first this auntie came and sat beside me, I was like,” shit no chio bu” then she saw her ticket and say,” oh, wrong seat” diao….

next this semi chio bu came and sat beside me, quite bored. Then this one also wrong seat, wa lao, pa jiao…

Then this third one..(hiya…) this old woman came and saw the seat number, then wanted me to make way for her, then she waved at the plane entrance and said,” ah ting! zi beng! (here!) Then woah, this Super cute girl came and she was my seat-mate for the flight(YES!) I’m single so I have to right to flirt, muahahah, just kidding.

She was super cute, really, she had this hair accessory that looks like YUNA from finalfantasy. and she had this innocent face. quite obvious she was wearing contacts. angel like…

Then I got the shock of my life, she said,” manchester united…” cause at that time I was wearing the manu jacket that I bought ( above picture)

I turned towards her and asked,” why?”

nothing, replied her.

And for some reason, I began TALKING TO HER…………………..sometimes I have no self-control.

We talked about manu, MANU ROCKS!!! she even knew last week rooney missed the match due to chest infection( too hairy), this kind of girl is LEGENDARY!!!, talking about soccer, even a manu fan!!! (kelvin burning up now) first hour talk, not bored at all, then 2nd hour she had homework, SEC 1 hw lol.. she was p6 this year lol, she even told me she got 229.

I am a guy who HATES hw, so i told her this,” don’t do, its a waste of time.”

she said it from her tuition teacher, same story as me sniff*….

I told her, “why so rush? relax a bit, cause sec 1 not much time to rest liao.”

and she chucked her book into her bag and we started playing……………..fifa 09…..PSP….

I got OWNED BY HER 7-3!!! both of us used manu…..i’m a disgrace to boys…..

my parents slept through the entire flight……

got down the plane and said goodbyes, and now I just remembered, I dont even know her name, I only know got 1 ting inside…..no hp also….sad…..haf ta count on fate?

thats about it, my trip to macau.

took 2hours to write this. haha….

Nite everyone, swt dreams….

BYE, MACAU! HELLO, SINGAPORE!!!

LOL, really missed all of you. My trip to macau was okay… but still Singapore is way better.

I’ll post about my trip tomorrow, I promise, not now cause its VERY VERY LONG.

its currently 12.30am in the morning, monday, its the day you’ll be reading this, and I have a fuck load of chinese homework to do, but I’m sacrificing my time to watch “A Mobile Love Story”, chinese its Ai qing zhan xian, its on every sunday channel 8, and today was the last episode, the ending is…..sniff* not what I expected it to be, the male and female lead DID NOT get together in the end……cries*

I only got to know this show cause the girl I like sms-ed me this…

Me sms to her: wad you doin?

She sms to me: watching tv lorh, a mobile love story.

And at that time, after I received that message, I rushed to the living room and turned on the tv to watch that show….you know the reason…

the show is finished so if you missed it, too bad… I really cried at the end, I’m a sucker for touching stuff…

okay…bye….gd night………

GOODBYE EVERYONE!

Hiya….sian……going macau IMMEDIATELY after badminton tomorrow……. and I just found out that macau is in china…..lol……..I HATE GOING OVERSEAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! have to like wake up early……eat funny foods, walk around the damn place, trouble communicating with the people…..damn….

Rest assured, I’ll buy you (if I see you) souveniours, kelvin, don’t expect too much, no way i’m buying you a USB microphone( why do you even need it?!). Its damn sad cause I’m gonna miss fencing this sat cause I’m coming back this sat, AT NIGHT! I hate it cause fencing is like the funnest day in the week…..

WTF, my dad just barged in… okay……I’ll miss you people, even though its only 3 days..*sniff sniff…. *wave…

AND WAIT, DO NOT, AND I SAY, DO NOT sms or call me while I’m away, unless you like have too much money. I’ll post again….. SUNDAY MORNING, SAYONARA PEOPLE.

PS: marcus lim is gay……

I ROCK.

I didn’t know what to use for the title so it was rather random.

okay, I have 1 question for you, how do you find out a person’s address? Do not give these answers:

1) ask larh!

2) ask his/her friends larh!

or better yet, tell me how to stalk a person. (that was random) I need it cause…..of unexplainable reasons only known to myself. But please, i’m going on my knees, HOW DO I FIND OUT A PERSON’S ADDRESS???

Comment ah, thanks all.

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OKAY, let me ask you this, what is love? I’ve been thinking about it for like a week now and I am feeling really STRESSED (okay not really stressed, just confused)

Now is teenagehood years, the years where people (like me) start to have this feeling. MANY, and I mean MANY people I know have steads. They like say,” I love you dar dar!” ” ILY honey” ,”darling —, I’ll go through everything with you!” ,” Somewhere deep in your heart I know you feel it….And I feel it too (this message is from marcus lim, the most flirtious flirt I ever know)” BUT the relationship dosen’t last….sian

uhh….I feel funny…. everyone (okay….almost everyone) even me, have been in “love” before, but the feeling lasts for only……. mostly half a year. My mom calls it,”puppy love” its not the real thing, but it feels like love and many teenagers feel it, and I ALWAYS see it happen, I remember I made a bet with jeidy (that time she was with reece), I said if she was with reece for till end of this year, I’ll give her $5, but if she dosen’t, she has to give me $5, and the next day, she broke up with reece(lol), then when I asked her for the money, she never gave me, walao, or not I would have been $5 richer…

And now she’s with Johnathan, sec3, lol, I think it will last LONGER, till nxt year june I suppose. And I know this girl *yawn, feeling sleepy, she has had like……. 13 steads this year, hiya……ANYWAY, teenage love, 95% of the time, dosen’t last.

I like this girl (hey its normal okay! If you don’t have someone you like, you’re abnormal!) I’m not sure if the feeling is real, maybe not, but I think of her everytime……..wierd, dunno why I said this!

ANYWAY, what is LOVE? pls comment!

okay, gonna practice my piano now.

Today was torture!!!

OMG….. didn’t sleep and “woke up” at 6.45am, went to school for badminton, lost 1 match against harry, and 1 other match was against you fu (you fool). I was leading like 18-12, then suddenly there was this strong wind and all my shots flew back at me, mother nature sided him!!!! one even flew into my mouth, shit…. and he won 18-21, and he kept talking about it like,” I win yay” “first set i win” “i thrashed you 21-18″ (wtf?) “coach! I win leh!” but luckily the coach knew my standard and I wouldn’t lose to him so the coach said,” you win is TYCO lah! haha, the wind help you hit harder.” COACH ROCKS!

And there was this damn heavy rain and all of us ran to the busstops, it was damn fun, and cool, my hair was like AWESOME. but there’s this pain in my right arm, can’t exert too much energy or else its like needle poking it. Was damn tired after training, but had chinese tuition, teacher was really pissed cause I didn’t learn my spelling. lol, damn tired *yawn….

OMFG, MY COM IS……….

  Bloody dammit, my com is sorta”broken”, it has a damn asshole HKEY thing and I needa buy some new security system, someone help me!!! give me some tips or advice or something, PLEASE!!! I’M DYING HERE!!!

I got to the internet cause I pressed Ctrl,Alt, Del and task manager and new task, omg com is broken…..

technology makes things more complicated……

Elson, if really friend don sabo…

Please elson, if you are my fren, pls don sabo.

And I found out something very funny today, yesterday only 15 people came to read my blog, but today I overslept and didn’t go to school and suddenly 134 people came and read my blog, this is damn funny, that means people like to read about me when I’m in trouble izzit!?

hiya…….heartless people, only 幸灾乐祸 (unhappiness at another’s misfortune)

Marcus, my dreams always tell the future, really, that means your future is to be with stephanie, are you sure you want this???  Don’t regret it cause you may get AIDS if you do IT when you’re so young. haha….

kk bye, ELSON, pls

shit………i overslept……..

Dammit! you know i didn’t sleep yesterday, so today I slept from 11pm-10am, and you know what? I missed my badminton training!!!!! Its supposed to be at 8.30am this morning, but I….um…..overslept…..it totally sucks, first time I ever overslept for something at CSS…..I dunno why but I feel guilty…. this was a funny shut-eye….

I had a dream just now, it was freaking funny, there was this straight road and I just walked straight finding the end, then suddenly, OMG, marcus was holding hands with stephanie, then we talked and marcus said,” hey shenkai you’re late!!!!” then I continued, this time kelvin, same thing,” shenkai you’re late!!!!” then jingwei also said the same thing, then later elson, matthew, junjie, well probaby everyone I know was on the road “waiting” for me…it was damn creepy. Then I reached the finish line, my badminton coach was there, I walked up to him and know what? he slapped me till I fainted ( that was like….super unexpected…)

Then I woke up, and………….it was ya, now, 10am… and I immediately knew that I was late but going now is just pure stupidity,IF I changed, rush to school and reach about 10.30am, my friends will like,”oohh!!!! late sia!!!!” then the coach will be super upset, yeah, that feeling sucks. AND WTF? the com just jammed on me and I had to restart the com but thank god mozilla firefox saved me, If it was like 9, I would have rushed to school as fast as I could, but going now seemed senseless…so just have parents to write a letter…haha, ELSON better don sabo. Now I think about my friends training and getting better while I stay at home like a bastard……………AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And the maid came in and gave me another lecture……………I REALLLY WANNA SACK HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So who was at fault? my chinese tuition teacher for  giving me homework to do so I didn’t have enough sleep.

My maid for not waking me up even though I told her too.

IT IS SOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY FAULT.haha.

I swear to never be late for important stuff again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!