Day of slack

Little boy surya came back! and his thumb was covered with white cloth like this!!!

If you watch WWE, you’ll know this guy, Umaga. lol. Surya’s thumb is bandaged exactly like that!!! I’ll take a pic on thurs and post it on!

Us boys in 1/2 kept making fun of the bandaged finger, if you’re in 1/2 CSS, you’ll probably be laughing now. Ah…..lmao.

okay that was funny, hahaha……

today there were 5 lessons, Maths, science, english, chinese and PE. Maths I didn’t do anything, Mr Soh just stood in front and talked crap about revision. Science Ms Soh, Biased woman to the famous five, came in and returned us our worksheets and we did corrections, but we were playing coins. English, Ms Chu rocked! She let us have free period and we just…shit I can’t remember what I did durin ENG, but i know I slacked all the way. Chinese SUCKS, The teacher Mrs Lee gave us a freakin lesson! The chinese exams are over and she still wants to teach, What the hell?But I slept through 80% of the class haha.. OUR PE TEACHER, MR LIM, LET US PLAY TABLEBAT! USING TABLE TENNIS BATS TO HIT SHUTTLECOCKS!? LAME, THIS ENTIRE YEAR, ONLY ONCE DID WE EVER GET THE CHANCE TO PLAY SOCCER, MR LIM’S FAVOURITES WERE TABLEBAT AND WAD SHIT CAPTAIN BALL. PE SUDDENLY BECAME LAMER AND LAMER…

ah well tomorrow i’m going pulau ubin, I think I’m gonna cycle through an entire island, tried it once, went too fast down a slope, hit a banana leaf and flew off the bicycle. I couldn’t see anything, everything was white, as if I was blind, then slowly I got back my sight. I had scratches on my knees, my left cheek and my right arm was broken. Couldnt’ write so just went to school and listened. I’ll update tomorrow night as its a whole day thing.

Kay, Bye….haha…..haha…..

B10G5SS….

Woo…It’s 1am in the morning, I wanted to blog for the last three days but too tired to do that so i’m gonna do some flashback about…12 hours from now.

yeah, I just went to read some of my friends’ blogs and I found out that EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM use blogspot, not one uses wordpress. Many of my friends tell me to use blogspot but i wanna be different! lolz……=D

I admit blogspot is more suited for people of my age, its more ‘IN’ with the messy designs that actually look nice (sorry wordpress), but I feel bored when I use blogspot cause i feel too normal and I want to have a different feel.

And many all the blogs are damn short, they are like half of what i’m writing now! funny….

kk, bb.

MRT, now getting even more complicated!!!

Yo, I just finished my chinese examination, it was HARD! But i still managed to pull through.

Today i’m talking about MRT. This is the map of the current MRT tracks

Look quite complicated right? Its still quite okay. BUT NOW, LOOK AT THE FUTURE MRT!

compare, this one is WAY WAY more complicated then the pervious one. I managed to memorise the first one and had no problem with MRT, but this map is coming out soon and I think I’m gonna have a hard time finding my way through Singapore. No choice, I have no say in this, its all decided by the government.

(sorry the words are too small)

Retribution, just desserts.

Today I finally knew what retribution meant. Remember Surya pissed me off yesterday? Ya, and I said I was gonna take revenge ya? But it seems after today’s incident, i don’t need to.

It was during Science class and we were talking, the teacher Ms Soh didn’t care. Halfway through the conversation, there was a loud ‘BANG’ sound coming from the back. It was very loud and the entire class heard it. The sound was caused by the banging of the back-door. Everyone turned back and saw something NC16(blood and gore). Surya was grabbing his right wrist with his left hand, his right bloody and crushed thumb sticking up, raising it up into the air and brisk walking towards the teacher. As he walked, he demanded,” I need First-Aid, NOW!” then he walked out of the class. His thumb fingernail was cracked, blood flew out and it was pure scarlet, disgusting, I held back my laughter, too bad no picture. When he walked out, Elson kept saying,” NC 16, blood and gore! lolz.” and ,” I need first aid, NOW!” as he said it, 50% of the boys laughed, including me. Surya had a dumb attitude like I told you yesterday so most people hated him.I thought,” this must be what they call retribution, yeah, he got his just desserts.” I think its true, if you do something bad to someone, something bad will happen to you. If you do something good, good things will happen to you. Its true, believe it.

Then he was sent to NUH(national university hospital). even his good friends said,” he had it coming”     The girls, like always make a big fuss over this matter. They went to the door to investigate, saying,” it may have been the wind, or did someone push it?” and ,” he hit his finger here and …blah blah” a lot of rubbish.They are just very kaypo(busybody).

So i’ve decided that since god has already avenged me, I shall let him off the hook. So yeah, the title says it all.

And I’ve just went to my class’ girls’ blogs and saw them saying ,” shenkai still go say he deserve it, what kind of friend sia.” this is one of them, ( lil-puppets.blogspot.com ) Wth, I said that because he REALLY DID DESERVE IT. its just that they don’t know the FULL STORY. LOL

dunno what to say…

Wow, I haven’t wrote for 1 week, sorry I was busy. Okay, today was a mass mix of emotions for me, funny, angry, stressed…

I started off the day at school(as usual). It was recess time, most of the boys stayed to play cards. I had homework to do so I felt very stressed , because I was the only one doing homework. Some of my friends came and asked,” why so hardworking? Wa lao you become nerd! I thought you hated nerds?” Yes it’s true, I hate do not like people who study all day, not having fun, look like a complete idiot, super long socks, neat hair, good student. I was actually a ‘nerd’ in primary school, but since I came to secondary school I became rude, aggresive, more pai kia( bad boy) cause the life of a nerd is so cold and boring. If I didn’t like a teacher I would like try to cause trouble in the class, play PSP during class, not do the teacher’s work, try and piss the teacher off.

Continuing on, While I was doing my hw, I saw my look like nerd but not nerd friend zhen hao lying on the floor in this position.

I went over and asked him what happened then he limped to the table.

Then my friend Elson went to take a pair of scissors and posed with Zhen Hao.

It was damn funny then and I laughed till my stomach hurt. Ouch.

After recess was english class, We got back commontest exam scripts. full marks 45, I got 27. When I got the marks I went ,”what the hell?!” There were 2 exam scripts, one to write my answers on and one was the question paper. I accidentally wrote some answers on my question paper and did not write the answers on the answer sheet so I lost 7 marks in total, darn you carelessness. I should have gotten 34 marks but because of carelessness, I only got 27 so I felt very sad. Then the irritating guy sitting in front of me, Surya, turned back and said,” AWW SAD………………..”He was mocking me as he got 36 marks, I felt REALLY pissed off.

” YOU BETTER FREAKING HELL SHUT UP !” I warned him.

“you only have yourself to blame, saying those words were all I could do.” he replied, at that time I was bloody pissed off,angry. I grabbed my scissors and attempted to throw it at his head but my friend Jun jie sitting beside me stopped me in time. a sudden change of emotion again, If someone said that to you in the tone he said it to me, you would really explode and do the same.

I am planning to take revenge on that guy. The last time I took revenge on somebody was during P6, I lent him $20 and after 2 weeks he didn’t even pay me back a cent and even said,”do I owe you money?”, so i filled his bag with red ants, when I saw him struggle to get the ants out of his bag, I felt as if I completed a mission, satisfaction. The $20 I got it back, I won’t tell you how I got it back.

Some of you might encourage me to do this, some of you may discourage me to do this. But still I think I have to take actions on my own, teachers can’t help much, yet they still say ,” violence cannot solve anything, if someone bullies you, tell us. ” but what the shit do they do, nothing.And even if I self defend, both parties will get punished, unfair right? now in secondary school I often get into fights, mostly with those people who are bigger than me, they hit me, scold me, provoke me for no reason. I tell teachers but they don’t do anything, only say ,” don’t go near these people.”, so I have to fight back,never show my timidness, thats what my parents tell me to do. They say if they get called up by the school cause I fought with someone who provoked me first and I fought back, they would be proud to stand in the principal’s office.And if I really get into fights, I’m not alone, my friends are there to ‘help’ me.

Okay that’s about it, Surya if you have read this blog, you know that you better watch your back cause you never know when I will strike…

later that day… soccer

haha, this is part 2

Later that day, I came back at 8.30pm and went to turn on the TV, they were currently broadcasting a Soccer match, Manchester United VS Liverpool. I am a die hard Manchester united fan so of course I watched the match (after this part if you don’t know anything about soccer, don’t read on).

When I watched the match 30mins had already passed and the score was 1-1. Manchester United in the last 6 encounters with Liverpool did not lose a match, only wins and draws with liverpool. That means Manchester United was a stronger team. But in the 70-80mins, Kuyt passed the ball to ryan babel of liverpool and he tapped it in and it was 2-1, Manchester United was losing.Liverpool was not using their top striker Fernando Torres and we still lost. When I think about it I feel kinda stupid, when Liverpool scored, I shouted so loudly till my mother from her room shouted at me,” OI!  crazy ah!?” And in the end, Manchester united really lost.

Now I am going to point out the mistakes and good points of the match. Manchester united scored at 3mins, good early goal, but afterwards I felt as if they had no enthusiasm to play. Rooney didn’t perform as usual, his shots were off target, MANU goalkeeper, Edwin Van Der Sar did not make and good saves today. When the ball headed towards him, he punched it away and it hit defender Wes brown and it rebounded and scored an own goal, brown could have taken care of it easily but for some crazy reason Van Der Sar go “gei kiang”( act professional) and go punch the ball towards brown which costed a goal. and when ryan babel(mentioned above) tapped the ball, Van Der Sar made absolutely no effort at all to dive and save the ball, he just stood there looking at the ball fly into the goal post.

Anderson did NOTHING, so he was useless on the pitch. Ryan Giggs was on form( means he could play well), his passes and crosses were beautiful, he shot one goal upwards and it went down falling directly into the net but luckily for liverpool, their keeper Pepe reina was also on form and did wonderful saves. mascherano from liverpool dived(faked getting injured) and wasted 3mins by temporarily stopping the match due to his injury.

Now for the main problems…

1) Last season we relied too much on cristiano ronaldo, he was the one winning matches for MANU, now without him, Manu is practically half dead.

2)Keeper too old. I am a MANU fan but I have to say this, Van Der Sar cannot continue to be Manchester United’s goalkeeper.They have to find a new young keeper.Look, Chelsea, they have probably the best keeper in the world,Cech, with lightning quick reflexes, flexible body, able to save almost every goal, and whats more, he is young!!! Arsenal, they had Lehmann, he was already too old but arsenal still let him be the first choice keeper, this caused arsenal to drop in standard. But I just saw a match of Arsenal VS Blackburn just after the MANU VS liverpool match.Almunia was their keeper, and I can tell you that he was WAY WAY better than Lehmann, his saves were stylish, strong and fast and in the end, arsenal won. Liverpool keeper, Pepe reina, he is not very good but I know he is better than Van Der Sar. A goal keeper is probably the most important player on the pitch, it can decide the win and lose of the match. So MANU must really think about that point.

3) My dad told me,” today MANU is lousy, if they play like that for every match they don’t need to think about winning the BPL anymore, they can “balik kampong” (pack up and go home). But maybe just now is kelong(cheating,bribed) match? They could have staged for MANU to lose because most people would bet their money on MANU so this way they earn money by giving the prize money to only the minority liverpool bet-ters.” I thought of it and it really makes sense.

next week MANU will face off against Chelsea, 21/09/08.  This is our chance to redeem ourselves and we will make sure we win.

today, quite interesting.

there are 2 parts of today’s entry. This is part 1

This morning I went to my weekly Saturday fencing class at 10am. I went in did some warm-ups and we started training. We needed to suit up, that means wear our fencing gear. I looked into my fencing bag and I found my 7 year old brother’s chest protector, the most important thing, Its a hard plastic thing that protects you from opponent strikes. My maid put the wrong chest protector in the wrong bag, WTH? So i didn’t wear it, and went to training without it, my good friends seeing that I wasn’t wearing it, followed me and didn’t wear it too.

I went in, I was partnered up with a guy called aravind, i think. He was here for makeup class and he wasn’t so good so my coach paired him up with me. We were supposed to poke each other for training, I didn’t wear my chest protector so when he poked me, the pain was like OMG!!! my friends didn’t wear it too so a lot of ,”AH!!!, OHHHH!!!!,DAMN!!!!, SHIT!!! DAMMIT!!!, BLOODY!!!!, and there was even a ****!!!!!!!.” was heard around the class.

United Square Z fencing.

after class I pulled up my shirt and saw bruises, blue blacks, around my stomach(ugly). I then felt hungry so my fencing friends Kelvin, Jingwei, Marcus and I went to eat Macdonalds.

When we reached Macdonalds, it was only 11.52am, and I saw in the advertisements that it was only $4.50 from 12-2pm. So we waited at the table, played PSP (Naruto Ultimate Ninja 2) with each other and when it was 12.02pm, we went to order our food. Marcus went first and bought a filet-O-fish meal, it was $6.45. Marcus then shouted,” what the hell?!” Kelvin then went to try next, he bought the same and it was still $6.45. He gave me that puzzled look, his right hand covering his mouth and his eyebrows made a ‘V’ shape. Then marcus came to me and said,” Macdonald is trying to cheat our money!” Jingwei went to buy a McSpicy upsized, $7.05, he didn’t complain. And when it was my turn, I looked at the cardboard hanging on the ceiling, it wrote the 12-2pm $4.50 offer thing, then I read closely, “McVALUE LUNCH, weekdays 12-2pm” I then tapped everyone and pointed to the offer thing and ordered my Mcspicy meal. Together they all said,” ORH… so only weekdays…”

Marcus…Haha…

Jingwei Cheeky winning mode                              Jingwei Serious fighting mode

Kelvin’s Irritated by Jingwei mode

After the delicious but EXPENSIVE lunch, me and kelvin suddenly had a craving for milk tea so he asked marcus to buy 1 for him. Marcus looking shocked asked,” why must I help You? ” Then kelvin said,” cause’ i help you everytime!” Actually what Kelvin said is 100% untrue. But marcus dumbly went to buy it for Kelvin. He went first while I went to wash my hands.

When I got to the “full house” milk tea shop( its the name of the shop), I saw Marcus walking away holding a cup in his hand. I went to order a cup of ” Super Kung Fu Iced Milk tea” with pearls(funny name), and while I was waiting, Jingwei ambushed me by kicking my knee and I lost balance and fell down, he always does that to me and I always fall for it. When I got the Milk tea, I wanted to pay the cashier $2 but she said in chinese,” you already paid for it.” Then I was like,”huh?” I kept saying I haven’t but she said that I already paid. Jingwei gave me that sly face and said,” since its free just take it!” I took it and just walked away. I felt as if I had short term memory so I went to look into my wallet, $53 inside.  This morning I put $60 into my wallet, I bought the Mcspicy meal for $7 so I would have $53.And If I paid for the milk tea I would have had $51 left in my wallet but I have $53 so that means that I got a free drink!!! YAY!!!

I went back and told the others about it and they all said,”then you lucky lor!” So I drank the milk tea slowly, enjoying it bit by bit.

My free milk tea, and kelvin’s in the background covered by his PSP.

When I finished the milk tea, I thought about what my mother said,” if you do good deeds, you will in the most funniest ways get repayed.” I must have been a good person and this is my repayment! Do you think so?

What a day!

Today, after a LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG LONG day of school(hell), I went to my favourite part of school-Badminton practice.

When I went into the hall where my badminton practice was held, I saw about 10 people already at the courts playing. I changed into my PE clothes and started playing. I played from about 1.45pm till 2.30pm non-stop, switching an opponent every 10mins. Training hasn’t even started yet and I was already exhausted. The coach came in, and immediately called, ”Shen Kai! come!” I ran over and he asked me to do smashes on 30 shuttle-cocks. It was 2.40pm and I felt as if my arm was falling off. We did our warm up and the coach said,” 10 down!” we got into the push-up position and started doing it, I did 10 perfect ones but many of my teammates slacked and did lousy ones, then the coach shouted,”10 more!!!” I then struggled to do another 10 more but my teammates still slacked, then the coach shouted, ” do 10 properly ones!!!” Then now they were ’serious’ and did 10 proper ones. We then had to run around the hall 5 times, usually easy but today after I ran 1 round, I got a stitch, the pain that forms around your waist when you do vigorous exercise.

After the 5 rounds of torture were finished, I lay down on the floor flat looking at the high ceiling. The coach then wanted us to do 50 smashes again, this time my arm really had no energy left so I got scolded by the coach for my lousy performance. Then we had a match, me, the No.3 in the team and my partner You fu, No.5 in the team against Elson, No. 4 in the team and  Hammenath(not sure if correct spelling), No.1 in the team. I was smashed by Elson and Hammenath MANY TIMES, on my head, eye, chest, well everywhere. I smashed them a few times too, my partner You fu for some dumb reason only known to himself smashed the shuttle-cock to my head a total of 5 times!!! from then on I had a phobia of smashes.(wierd for a badminton player huh?)

Then we were to run 2.4km, that means 3 times around the school. I thought,” oh mother…” we were forced to run and when I finished it, my legs were jelly…or was it bamboo poles? For some reason, my legs were itching so badly that I scratched it till it bled.

after that crazy run, I went to back to the hall, drank 1 entire 500ml bottle of 100-plus(it tastes VERY VERY GOOD when you are damn tired) in one gulp. Then the coach let us relax, he let us play virus( a game where there are 2 catchers at the start and when the catchers catch someone, he also becomes a virus, so there will be 3 viruses, then 4, 5, 6 and so on, so its like spreading a virus).

We finished playing at 5pm, only 1/2 and hour till the end of practice, yeah! At that time, the coach already went home so we had to do something for 1/2 and hour. I sat at a corner, looking at the others play, I really wanted to play but my right arm was falling out, my knees hurt due to the jump smashing,my left ankle was sprained due to the running around the court during practice, my entire body hurt from the smashing from hammenath, Elson and You fu and I couldn’t stand straight, slowly, 1/2 an hour past and the teacher in-charge of badminton, Mrs Leong came and took our final attendance. after that I went to JEC( jurong entertainment centre) and ate KFC with 3 friends. I ate a Zinger burger, cheese fries and a medium coke as I skipped lunch( only $5.70, quite cheap for fast food). after that I went to the bus interchange to take bus 143 home, I was so tired that I slept on the bus and passed my stop till harbourfront. I took a bus back and when I reached home it was already 8pm. What a day!

OMG!!! I’m doomed… But I met a new friend

Okay, I’ll tell you about the ”doomed” part later, now its 1am sunday morning, it is 7th sept but i’m writing about what happened on 6th sept, Saturday, That means hours ago. Why do they say that saturday night is Sunday moning??? 

Today, my childhood neighbour/friend Hazel had a birthday party. So after my fencing class, I went to buy a birthday card, i didn’t know what kind of card to buy so I asked a girl fencing classmate”what kind of a birthday card would you prefer to receive on your birthday?” Then she said,” well, one with flowers perhaps.” So I went to buy one with flowers. Then I sms’ed Hazel asking her what she wanted for her Birthday, she replied,” anything lah.” I didn’t know what to buy again, so I just got her a TAKASHIMAYA $50 voucher. Last year I gave her a red packet containing $50, now its about the same, I feel dumb.

From United Square I walked to Novena MRT, took a train to City Hall, took a train to Queenstown, walked about 300m and I reached Hazel’s house(Her house has two-storeys). The door was left unlocked so I just went In. As I took off my shoes, i saw about 5 fashionable slippers outside of the door so I expected that a few people have already reached. But when I went in, only Hazel, her brother Chester (my good friend), Chester’s friend (i didn’t know him) and Hazel’s parents were in the house. I walked to the kitchen and saw Hazel’s father cooking a few dishes, fried chicken wings, bee-hoon with egg and crab meat and many other delicious looking stuff. Hazel was just sitting on the sofa, starring at the wall in front of her. Chester was playing Guitar Hero with his friend. I sat on the floor beside Chester and looked at them play. Then after a while Chester said,” want to play Monopoly?” I replied,” anything.” while his friend replied,”whatever.” We walked up to Chester and Hazel’s room, sat down on the floor and started playing Monopoly. We played Monopoly from 4pm to 7pm, imagine, 3 hours playing Monopoly. But i didn’t even notice that time flew so quickly. Then we went down to eat, Chester’s friend whose name I STILL did not know offered me a drink, plate, fork, bee-hoon, everything. At this time, the entire living room was crowded with people so Chester, his friend and I went to the kitchen to eat. After we ate we went up to play Monopoly again but this time for only half an hour because it was time to cut the cake!!! We went down, sang birthday song, took photos with hazel and ate the cake. While we were eating the cake, Chester’s friend asked,”what’s your name?” I just said, ”Kai” as I was afraid he would have difficulty pronouncing my full name Shen Kai. He then told me his name was Max and then we started talking, asking questions about each other, knowing each other better.

Then it was time to go home. Just as I was about to leave, my parents called me,” Kai, when are you coming back?” At that time it was already 10pm. I said ,” now.” They then said,” it’s raining over there right? Take a cab home.” I just said yes. But from the questions I asked Max a while ago,  I knew he was going to take the MRT to Ang Mo Kio.

Then I had to make a choice, To sit a cab and directly go home, OR to go to the MRT, sit train to clementi with Max and from there take bus go home. I chose to go with Max. One reason was because I wanted to save money, but more importantly, it was because I wanted to get to know Max better. We brisk walked from Hazel’s house to Queenstown MRT station as it was raining, and we took the same train together. When I reached Clementi MRT station, Max pulled out his hand, then I shook hands with him. He made a path for me to get out of the train, held onto my shoulder and said,” goodbye friend.” I did the same, I suddenly felt a new strong bond I have made with Max, i have never felt this way before, this is the first time i felt so strongly about a friend. I looked at the train as it slowly went away. I then knew I have made a new great friend.

From left: Max, Chester, Hazel, Me (OMG I look ugly!) camera bad.

When I came home, I remembered, oh damn, I haven’t touched any school and tuition homework and there is only Sunday left.

This is the list of homework:

Design and technology, need to use computer design boat, but don’t have the program to do it!!! maths text book homework, graphs, no graph paper, chinese composition, have to use some difficult way to write, i don’t know how, die, chinese tuition exercise book, chinese spelling 40 words, many more, just can’t remember. do you think i’m dead???

 And there is a maths exam this coming Monday, testing every single topic that we have learned this year. I thought In my head,” I’m doomed……….should I make myself sick so that I can skip school?”

New tuition teacher.

Today at 4pm, a tall man, about 1.7-1.8m stepped onto my doorstep. He was my NEW TUITION TEACHER, Charles.

Today was his first day, my previous tuition teacher Hui Suan.

This is a photo of her, she graduated from SMU and is now a teacher of Compassvale Seconday. She went to a business University and became a teacher… I once asked her the reason, she said,”I don’t need a job that can pay me well, I just want a job that would let me interact with other people. Many of my friends are bank accountants and they earn 4-6k a month, but they just sit at a table and do their job. So i prefer to be a teacher ’cause i like to teach. I don’t even know why i went to SMU in the first place.”

She didn’t want a job that pays 5k a month, but a job that pays about 1k a month. I asked many people,” what do you want to be when you grow up?” many said business man, lawyer, doctor, all sorts of jobs that offers high pay, Hui suan is the only person that told me,” I want to be a teacher.” She is really ’sacrificing’ herself to do what she likes to do. ask yourself, would you sacrifice yourself and contribute to society by nurturing the children of the future? To tell you the truth, I wouldn’t…

To become a teacher, you just need knowledge, to be a GOOD teacher you need more than that, you need a kind heart, to become a WONDERFUL teacher, you need a kind heart, knowledge,and this is what many teacher lack, you need to have PASSION, you need to UNDERSTAND the students, you need to know HOW TO TEACH. Hui Suan has thought me for 5 years,since I was primary 3, since she was in JC, so I can tell that she has the ability to be a WONDERFUL teacher. Wish you good luck in your future endeavours!

Okay, now charles. Charles when I first saw him I thought he was a strict person, but I got along very well with him, then when he looked at my maths textbook, he saw a page and saw a girl on the page, then he said,” wa why here got chio bu one?”

Then we went to the piano, he wanted me to play the song “somewhere out there”. He played it once for me but he improvised it very well, from a nice song, it became a beautiful song. His skill with the piano, only one word ‘PRO’.

Yeah well nothing more to say, so…… BYE!

ya I know the names quite blur but still can read right?