popular sucks lah…

Posted in Uncategorized on December 21, 2009 by ShenKai

I went to popular in search of a pencil BOX, get it right, a PENCIL BOX, HARD, PLASTIC/WOOD whatever.

I’m tired of pencil cases, since I was little It has always been case case case, and the stuff inside like pencil lead and staple bullets break over and over again, throwing my whole life into complete chaos.

SO, went to popular at united square after fencing class………practically went through the entire store which was super big. Found LOADS of pencil cases, YET STILL NO PENCIL BOX! What do I have to do to get a pencil case.

Went to cut my hair, look so fugly rite now….

Then came back to look again, in case I missed anything, STILL NO PENCIL BOX, ****!!!

I thought popular had all the stationary and stuff I would need to survive school……I trusted in them…..*sniff…..can’t believe it…….I won’t come to trust another stationary dealer again…..my feelings are so cheated……

Went to Toys’R'us in hope of finding a BOX, JUST A FREAKING BOX, and my heart was again shattered cause the only things they had were toy guns, toy swords, toy robots, barbie dolls (babi dollz FTW!!!), BUT NO BOX!

Anyone know of any store or ppl that sell pencil boxes? Cause school is just….SHIT! LESS THAN 2 WEEKS AWAY, I need it ASAP!!! AS SOON AS POSSIBLE LAH

You have something, then you won’t have something

Posted in Uncategorized on December 21, 2009 by ShenKai

You know in life, there are many people and those many people do different things because of this rule above.

See ah (haha), you will notice you have something you are good at, like swimming, running, MATHS, but there will definitely be something you are pure crap at. 

I’m good at sports (or somewhat), and i’m shit at studies, i have friends who are vice-versa. I know people who have both, but their attitude sucks. I have this thing for music, and I don’t have this thing for art (painting drawing crap).

There’s this Korean girl, played the piano on this charity show, she was a total prodigy, but there was something she didn’t have, eyes. OKAY she had eyes, but they were just there for show, in case you STILL don’t understand (retard), she was blind.

In some games, there will be different characters and at the side will be: ATTACK, DEFENSE, SPEED, FINISHING (or whatever)

And different characters will have different stats for playing different roles,and some have it all balanced out.

I was talking with my cousin and friend at night, me and my friend were gonna sleep, but my couz kept saying,” chio-bu!”

And normal boys would wake up and look at the screen, and we were looking at this girl’s blog, the owner was DAMN CHIO, but her blog was made up of more photos than words, camwhorism (made up word).

Her words were like,” today i wake up, brush teeth, then go to bus stop wait for bus 242, then saw wee heng, then we talked…..”

And there was a photo of her, holding a MARLBORO packet (cigarette pack).

When girls have the looks, they flaunt it, taking shit load of photos of themselves, with make up, without, with fake eye lashes, without. I personally don’t like these kinda stuff, THATS WHY ITS SO HARD TO FIND A PRETTY GIRL WHOS NOT A CAM WHORE (a few photos is fine, girls mah) AND HAS A GOOD PERSONALITY AND HEART.

those with good personality and heart either damn ugly or just standard, and those pretty ones usually are flirtatious, immature or dosen’t have a good heart/personality etc etc…

BUT I BELIEVE, there is at least 1 out there, sniff*……so hard to find….

“NOTICE” BOYS ONLY.

Posted in Uncategorized on December 18, 2009 by ShenKai

Hey all you idiots out there, rotting at home? Well gimme a call or contact me now!

I’m planning of arranging a soccer game, i’m rotting at home, and other guys call me to arrange soccer, so who wants to play?

I dunno wad day, I just need people, then I’ll make the necessary arangements, place would be at some street soccer court or whatever, suggestions.

I’m just bored, I wanna kick some balls, inform me if you wanna play, probably have majority of my school ppl and zuyang (he’s the only guy who wants to play keeper).

“its shenkai…..he shoots……it hits the post! the keeper is dazed! Shenkai runs up, does a 360 degree scissors kick, GOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

Reflexes of a pro

Posted in Uncategorized on December 16, 2009 by ShenKai

Walking home after lunch with badminton peeps at West Coast Macdonalds, I was alone cause my house was 10min walk away, while theirs were at boon lay haha.

So I was walking on the pavement, walking, walking, when SUDDENLY, I saw this black dot approaching me, then next split second the insect, it was 1-2 cm away from my face. 

I bent back and left ways, like how I would save a super fast shuttlecock in badminton, and swung my hand, slapping the insect. I felt half an oscillation of the wings (the dragonfly swaying its wings downwards). The feeling is like……umm…..use your nail on your left index finger and pull it down the middle of your palm softly, as soft and as quickly as you can. THAT was the feeling.

THE FEELING WAS DAMN SHIOK! I could have got rammed by a dragonfly in my eye, or it could have flow into my mouth! But luckily I had lightning quick reflexes, saved myself from a disaster.

Being so proud of myself, I kept laughing and thinking about it as I continued walking, BOOMZ (its kinda fun using this word), I got struck in my eye.

I stopped walking and my left eye was shut down, couldn’t open it. I was wondering what hit me when DAMN SOMETHING MOVED IN MY EYE!

The feeling was damn creepy, it literally moved diagonally along my eye. Tried to open my eye but couldn’t, so got up and continued walking (what could i do), cupping my left eye. (lol feels like kakashi over using sharingan)

Went home, tried to get that THING out of my eye by washing it, it did not come out but it stopped moving, it probably died….eeewwww…..

After my shower I completely forgot about it, dived on the couch and caught some Zs. damn tired..

I got up to eat dinner, halfway chewing my rice, felt an itch in my eye, scratched it, BITCH I SAW A BUG ON MY FINGER.

It was an ant, but it had wings, well it had to fly into my eye…..

I rubbed it on the newspaper, it had a layer of water around it, yeah water from my eye of course…

The whole insect was so cocked up it looked as if it got drowned, crushed, and raped.

My body shook and my left eye could shoot lazer beams! 

Haha, common sense tells you the last sentence was shit.

Its seems there are limits to the human body, not everything is detectable by the human eye…..SIAN LAH

In facebook, we just add and add friends.

Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2009 by ShenKai

I was looking at my friends counter thing at facebook, i have 200 friends, I dunno how, some people have like 1000, 2000, its mad.

Then I was thinking how many facebook friends are ppl I know, then I slowly counted……..about 100? thats like half. Then I counted the number of people who are my friends, 50, and number of people who will actually talk to me, I counted…..its disappointing that there are only……20 ppl, or even less than that.

My links on the right, i only talk to 1/3 of the people there.

There are only a few people that fit the definition of “friend” in the dictionary….

I see others, there are people who have so many friends, that everytime they go online on MSN, at least 3-4 people will talk to them.

hmm…..its nerve racking….

I don’t even know what I’m saying, kukumalu

Versusing

Posted in Uncategorized on December 14, 2009 by ShenKai

LOL no such word, okay, today, this blog, is battle arena.

I’m just listing some competitions between 2 things or ppl, on which one is better.

1st match:

      

      VS

Manchester United VS Chelsea

Actually this one no competititon, Its obvious the red devil is stronger than the blue lion, it has a sharp fork while the lion has a donut stuck on a stick, Liverpool and Arsenal fans don’t be offended, we know you guys can’t win it. ( I just made enemies with all liverpool and arsenal fans.)

okay, match 2:

                    VS

Selena Gomez VS Demi Lovato 

sry for the uneven photos, kinda hard to find completely same sized photos.

I had this argument with Junjie (this classmate) over who was better, looks, acting etc.

JJ: demi lovato rawkss so much

SK: your head, look at her freakishly think lips, you’ll get lost in them.

JJ: aiya, selena gomez so flat chested!

SK: pervert

JJ: i’m just stating facts.

SK: eh, “wizards of waverly place” or “sonny with a chance” better?

JJ: sonny with a chance!

SK: you got a brain tumor, go get it removed, wizards of waverly place owns kay.

then we rambled on and on…..

Anyway, when these 2 are concerned, selena pwns demi, i’m not crazy abt her, she’s just better than demi. Hannah/miley fans, don’t blame me for not putting her up, she’ll lose anyway.

Match 3:


VS

Sony Ericsson VS NOKIA

This has been debated for some time now, which one is better?

I’m using, and have always been using a NOKIA phone so i think NOKIA is better, hear me out.

Among TEENAGERS, sony ericsson is famouser (lol), i dunno why, but its famouser (bad grammar).

Sony ericsson is kinda weird, I have friends complaining to me that it shuts off by itself, and it was freakin laggy, it took 10 mins to delete marcus’ messages. And to add on, its flimsy, I just knocked jingwei a little, his phone dropped, hit the floor, shattered into 5 pieces.

I dropped my nokia phone countless number of times, and it just has some scratches but its still working fine.

To me NOKIA gives the professional look, look at the sleek designs, sony ericsson is more…..i dunno….young looking? lovl….

You see businessmen, most of them use nokia, its presentable.

BUT, ppl say that the sony ericsson music player thingy has better sound quality, i dunno never tried, NOKIA is already good I think.

Well….this I can’t say who’s better……NOKIA PWNS!!!

this was a rather NOKIA biased competition haha….

Why is red and green a bad mix?!

Posted in Uncategorized on December 11, 2009 by ShenKai

I think its brilliant! Look on the street, how many people do you see wearing green+red?

Its such a special combination, better than your average white+black, black+white. 

In my life, I have only seen 1 person wear this combi, at least I think so, Jeidy. On Be yourself day she wore green skinny jeans, top I can’t rmb, think it was red. Anyway.

I also got this idea from this yugioh card, yeah used to play it but now no more, too busy.

Wow so big. The red plus green, its like so AWESOME!

Just now went to watch this Church skit with Jingwei, And I was wearing green top plus red pants, then he was criticising,” Why you wear red and green? These two colours don’t match, its too contrasting.”

Anyway there are very few green shirts around, wear more green, make singapore a greener country haha.

Oh, and my abdomen thing, it was just a false alarm, I didn’t tear it (damn internet), its just too tired says the doctor. Just can’t do sit ups for the next 2 days.

If you have any doubts on your body, the internet is the last place you should go, go see a doctor.

Shit my worst nightmare…

Posted in Uncategorized on December 10, 2009 by ShenKai

This is every sportsman’s worst nightmare, a serious injury.

Its just ridiculous, I just did 200 sit ups and now I have a teared abdominal muscle. Most of you have never experienced this before, when you strain you stomach, to sit up from lying down, to stand up straight, it hurts.

I can’t even stand straight, I have to walk like a hunchback. I thought it was like a small ache that i always get after training, so I kept stretching it by leaning backwards, little did I know, I was making it worse….

I think I’ll be out for a few weeks or months, WTF, no sports……

Its just a bitch……..I wanted to improve in the shortest time possible, haha…..Killed myself

Storm warriors 2 OMG

Posted in Uncategorized on December 9, 2009 by ShenKai

My parents got me to watch Storm warriors 2 with them, it feels damn weird watching with parents, like I’m still a little kid…

Storm warriors 2 is a continuition of storm warriors 1 (hahas, obviously). So the beginning I didn’t quite get.

The story was action packed, with all those damn cool killing, smashing effects, million swords flying around. But I think that was the only good thing about that movie as the story didn’t capture me, it didn’t pull me in like other great movies like umm…..cars? HEY its a good movie, and there was YES MAN, a top class comedy that had me laughing through the whole thing, but I can’t judge different genre of movies like this haha….

There were a lot of redundant parts, they did absolutely nothing to boost the emotions that the movie was supposed to give, the main character CLOUD, hugged this girl for like what 5 mins (okay maybe not THAT long, maybe 4.59 mins.)

That seriously bored me out. 

For the ending they had the two characters fight it out like mad, and it pulled too long, my parents were snoring.

Overall score I would give the movie: 2.5/5

Hey the action isn’t bad!

A failed Romeo

Posted in Uncategorized on December 8, 2009 by ShenKai

I didn’t sleep the entire night yesterday, just not tired, so I watched the shows on STAR WORLD, shows like Friends, everyone loves raymond, they’re all comedies.

And at 4am I watched this show 7th heaven, and this episode they were talking about valentines’ day.

It made me think about my past childish ‘relationships’

reason for 1st break up: hmm…..noticed another girl

reason for 2nd break up: uhh…..same thing, noticed another girl

 next year’s 14th feb, what would I be doing on that day? Either I spend it alone at home, doing homework, or spend it with someone. I guess its time, for the first time in my life I have to gather up my courage to ask.

SO anyway, I seriously couldn’t sleep, so I went down and did sit-ups, push-ups, superman, my badminton stuff training.

THIS was 5.45am, seriously, this was my view.

It was nice, the cool breeze, arms as numb as a dog, just lied there.

Then at around 6am, I went to swim, I did a cannon ball from like 2m above and lots of houses turned on their light and came out to see what happened lol.

swam, and after my nice swim, I lied on those poolside chairs, and I was looking at this particular apartment’s balcony.

This GIRL came out, but she looked at me for like…2 seconds and went back into the house, I couldn’t see her face clearly but i know she was a girl, long hair.

Heard this angmoh voice, you know those ABC ppl, have this funny accent, yeah she was probably an ABC…

So I waited, and waited and waited, I was below, she was above, but difference was, it was in the morning, and we have never seen each other.

SO I WAITED FOR LIKE 1 HOUR, AND NOTHING, the sky was so bright.

ooh, not bad.

So I gave up and went back home.

haha……the bad thing about condo’s is that all those foreigners stay here, and their children would be like…..have that stupid accent, wish this 14 year old Singaporean chio-bu could move in….