‘Popular’ very convenient

So today we (rohini, weiwen, kwokying, zhenhao and yours truly) went to visit daniel (you probably don’t know them its okay, just part of the story.)

Daniel is this guy who has this FREAKIN rare cancer thing.

So we met up at Jurong Point (always meet there one….), and bought flowers, fruits and a ‘get well soon card’, and diy-ed cause the package one costed $50, and the class fund was what, $30?

So we had to write something on the card but guess what, no pen.

Then Zhen hao with all his funny ideas said,” eh we go popular ‘test’ the pens lah.”

LOL, so we went there and seriouslyALMOST “TESTED” the pens, luckily we bumped into some 2-4 girls and lent their pens (talk about coincidence).

So we went his house talked, played and crapped.

Well……nothing much today, good night ppl……

Where is the HYGIENE?!

Nowadays, cleanliness, no one cares about it.

 People can just after sports, just come home and sleep on their beds! And that to me is just shocking. Clean is nothing anymore, some can go for days without showering, and still enjoy it.

here are some examples:

Jingwei just showers for 5 mins, and he says Just splash water on yourself can liao, it washes enough.

Seriously, how is it enough? all the germs, viruses and all that crap is still on the body!

Zuyang: kai I don’t want to bathe!

Me: walao eh you! JUST BATHE!

zu: ehh……pls lah……..do you think me bathing and not bathing there is any difference?

Eh why is it so difficult to keep yourself clean?

If you are clean, you feel better, you are clearer, lighter, its just good to be clean!

No matter which part of your body, Nasal-ly, anal-ly, oral-ly anything-ly, MUST BE CLEAN.

Dont you think being dirty is just irritating?

NOW TWO DIRTY IDIOTS ARE LYING ON MY BED, DIRTY LIKE SWINES.

Its just disgusting when people just lie on your bed…….

BUT, even if chio bu is dirty, like after 10km run dirty, lie on floor dirty and she jumps on my bed, I wouldn’t mind leh, i think its hot…….lol…….

Just be CLEAN, the world will be a better place CLEAN!

Shit control

My mom and dad were talking about this staff that always had to shit during meetings, then my dad went to teach me his life experiences.

CONVO TIME (long time haven’t convo-ed)

Dad: eh if you go army how?

Me: huh?

Dad: if you go army training halfway wan to pang sai (shit) how?

Me: hold lor.

Dad: li siao ah ( you crazy ah), later war halfway kena shoot.

Me: you already say training mah.

Dad: later the sergeant punish you ah.

Me: Then I just shit in the wilderness.

Dad: Just shit in the morning gao dim liao (solve already).

Me: Siao so early morning go shit, at night lah.

Dad: later not enough sleep how.

Me: I sleep later then wake up later mah.

Dad: WHY IS IT SO HARD TO SHIT IN THE MORNING ( quite irritated)

Me: not my style.

Dad: If you shit in the morning, you won’t need to shit later in the day, then the whole day you eat, digest in the night, and shit in the morning, this is the best way!

Me: but I always shit in afternoon.

Dad: its a habit already, Now on you change to morning, next time army won’t so troublesome.

Me: fine.

Shitting also need good timing, its supposed to be a shiok thing (eh you shit you not shiok ah), then need to have DISCIPLINE ALSO, wa lao eh…….

Why can’t our body just destory the waste inside of us like how the white blood cells destory illnesses? Actually saying so much, shitting is just a waste of time.

shitty post today, damn tired…..(feels incomplete)

Spring cleaning!

I woke up at 6am today, went to shower to start early, but after shower I went back to the room and fainted on the bed, too bushed (manu vs liverpool match yesterday).

so woke up at 9 and started grabbing all my things and placing them on the bed.

Then after placing all the stuff somewhere, the dust flew around like mad, making me cry and cough at the same time lol.

So i was getting started when I looked at the glass and boomz!

What a face.

all the lame pattern pattern socks. And wth do I have a tennis racket….

And now, standard secondary student.

Sorting had to be done so I just crumpled any crap paper and threw it on the floor…..

Uh….now, the packing is still not finished, anyway its 9/10 done.

And today, my daily visit record hit a new high, 135 visits! SK FTW!

HEHE, I dunno what to say anymore……

Its saturday?

Its just weird cause for the last 2 years i’ve been going to fencing every saturday morning, and when I went to school this morning it just felt like friday, and coming home same feeling, I only realised it was saturday when I reached home and looked at my calendar.

Today was not bad, got the singapore uncle and aunties attitude. The thing is if a person participates in the activity or buys something, he will get chops, and a certain number of chops and you can exchange it for stuff.

So we are in charge of educating the ppl of how to read food labels.

And at this time this angmoh guy who came to view the house (selling my house), saw my MANCHESTERUNITED designed bedroom and he didn’t like it.

He’s was leaving and said,” thank you, and by the way, liverpool will beat manchester united hands down tomorrow.”

HEY what could I do, scold him? So I just laughed and said,” haha we’ll see.”

okay continuing from food labels…..

Most aunties and uncles would come directly to me (i’m the quiz man to give the chops if they get the right ans), they all said in hokkien, mandrin, english and cantonese,” I dunno how to see leh, just give me the chop.”

And I just gave them, don’t want to get trouble.

Aunties and uncles come to these health carnivals just to get free stuff……guess thats just singaporean…..but I don’t like it.

Well……what can I do? Singapore is Singapore

No chinese font!?

I dunno how to get the chinese character thingy thats in a small box or at the bottom right corner of the screen so I went to google and typed my name in ‘han yu pin yin’ (chinese english words), li shen kai (lol), and I found this website.

http://www.nciku.com/?gclid=CI75rIeJ050CFZMwpAod-RsUsw

and they allowed me to write my name with the mouse on some box and they found my name lol, smart right?

Anyway its a good website when you have no chinese font.

MOVING ON.

So tmr there will be this health carnival (bullshitty), and I wish its a complete failure, its practically a complete WASTE OF TIME.

Its took up my fencing time tmr (i hate you commonwealth).

At least can spam PSP with friends, mine isn’t cracked like yesterday’s, it my bro’s if you didn’t read properly.

and now trying bleach my fren gave me, and I just a bit irritated, japanese all over the place how to understand….

Today is a relatively boring post, sry and i’ll be back tmr with better substance!

PSP fucked up

Because of fifa 10, I went to explore and updated my psp till I couldn’t play dwnloaded games anymore, its now version 6.10, sial lah….so high.

Actually was 3.61 M33 something like that, but that damn fifa 10 didn’t allow me to play it, said what error crap….

sian ah……..nvm….going qishan to repair it, wan follow?

btw my screen is also cracked.

nice right, cracked but still playable. NOT DESIGN (everyone says that)

Its my bro’s, he dropped it and kept crying so I exchanged mine with his, since it has cracked screen and too high version, can kill two birds with one stone.

Electronics just piss me off, cannot do this, cannot do that, too slow, corrupted data ah, viruses, BULLSHITT.

tranquility…..

I…don’t care anymore…

Got back papers, was damn irritated at the marks.

I thought I could get like what A or at least a B, but I got C. The paper was easy yet this happened.

There is this question: how do faternal (do not look alike) twins come about? (or something like that)

Then I wrote the answer as : two different ova were fertilised by two different sperms.

ITS CORRECT, BUT THE ANSWER WROTE : TWO SPERMS FERTILISED ONE EGG AND SPLIT INTO TWO.

FUCK, if that happened the zygote would die sooner or later.

I wanted to go argue it but…..I don’t care anymore, die than die, double science than double science.

Its just fate, i’m fated to screw-up my horseshit exams, there were other questions like that but what the heck, heck care.

And through this I learned something:

Without hope, there won’t be disappointment, so don’t hope too hard.

And now after an exam, even if I know it was easy, my target for it would be just 50%, this way I would have my expectations exceeded and it wouldn’t be as frustrating as it is now…..

So in life, hope is just a weakness….

Results

Well, tmr is judgement day. Getting back my results but weirdly, I DON’T FEEL NERVOUS AT ALL.

I have this “I don’t care attitude now”, even though it will be my future, my class of next year which will change EVERYTHING IN MY LIFE.

Its just amazing how one small thing or even a second can change EVERYTHING.

Just sitting on a bus, then it rams into some building which comes falling onto you. Or you just PUNCH your PRINCIPAL, see how just one action can kill you, life is frustrating, everything is difficult to build, respect, friendship, but just one wrong action and kaboom……

Now saying it, I’m still un-nervous, is that normal…?

Toilet trouble

I was shitting yesterday reading sports newspaper when suddenly, a COCKROACH ran out of nowhere!

I shouted like a shemale (muahaha), then it ran into a corner, seeing that it wasn’t moving, I decided to carry on my business.

After flushing down the disgusting excretions (kuku), a LIZARD ran out from nowhere and “stationed” at the top corner.

I stared at it and said,” dude, just f*ck off?”

And in a rage, the lizard chiong-ed towards me through the ceiling and the COCKROACH WHICH I TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT, RAN TOWARDS ME. It was chaotic, air raid and land attack.

I jumped into the showering place, equipped my showerer(wtf…), set it in pressure mode and sprayed the cockroach back into the corner while I opened the drain thing.

I turned off the shower and it scowered into the only place to hide, in the drain (typical brainless creatures).

And the lizard was sticking onto my ceiling, DIRECTLY ABOVE the toilet bowl and of course, I grinned.

I sprayed it and you know, not all plans work, it slapped the floor and scowered into the drain (again…).

I turned on the showerer (dunno the name), put it in the highest temp. water like what 80C?

Rushed it into the drain thing and shouted,” DIE BIATCH!!”

After satisfying my killing impulse, I went to shower.

NOW 2nd PROBLEM.

I use gel whenever I go out, 10 out of 10 times I would use gel, you will never see me outside without it. And the regular gel I had been using was running out.

aaaaahhhhhhhIIII…..can give you gatsby…..gatsby……gatsby….

enough lameness.

So I went to NTUC, and bought this WAX.

See, INDESTRUCTIBLE leh.

So I tried it for one day, and at the end of the day, I washed my hair for like 3 times (with shampoo), and wtf, it STAYS ON THE HAIR.

NO MATTER HOW MUCH I WASH, MY HAIR IS STILL HARD. I can style it any pattern I want without putting any gel or wax on, but its damn irritating, imagine sleeping with gel or wax on your hair!

It has been 48 hours since I used it and wow, I know its seriously indestructible, my hair is like HARD, REALLY REALLY HARD.

stuff I do in the toilet…….dammnnn