Just got waxed

Girls would apply wax on several parts of their body to remove unglam hair, and thats what girls should be doing! Imagine you see a chiobu on the mrt, then she raises her hand to hold onto those handle support things and you see a black forest in between the arm and the…..oh what the heck, armpits, i think I would faint on the spot.

BUT for boys quite different. Some girls I know LIKE the hair on the armpits and legs, of course some don’t, but i think about……70-80% think its more ‘manly’.

I myself don’t wanna wax, hey its what girls do, and you have to buy all that wax, i just learned there was hard and soft wax, and the tape to rip out the hair (OOooooo painful….)

Some girls use their dad’s shavers of course (hmm……shave armpit hair then dad uses it on his face…. PUUI!!!!! EEEEEEEEEEEE…….*vomits…..)

So training I got blisters, and sticked plasters (handiplast FTW!) on my sole, and one around my big toe.

Now you look at your big toe, there is a little hair there (girls i dunno, but boys have), so after training, I ripped the plaster out like nothing and……

Aha….you wanna go try it? Its gives you the high!

Motorcycles are just dangerous.

Parents came back from work, got a call for their staff saying,” zhichao is dead!”

I turns out that he was riding him moto, then he ‘drifted’ and slid into a tree, dying on contact.

Life is just too fragile, he was only 24, and he just booked tickets next chinese new year to return to china to see his parents, and in a split second, he just….passed away.

my mom and dad were just shocked, you know people say this,” this morning he was alive and kicking, then now he’s dead…” yeah my parents said those words haha….

Then my mother said,” I don’t ever want to hear any of you (me and little bro) wanting to buy a motorcycle, i will never allow of it.”

Hey who want to buy a motorcycle, car is all the rage!

I don’t know what to say now…..just never buy a motorcycle, tell others not to buy too.

BIahBa (its BiAHBA, not BLAHBA)

Capital i.

Okay, played maple, and while doing this Aran quest, I met this girl named “BIahBa”.

So she helped me on my quest and prevented everyone else from kaqiao-ing me.

Then after awhile I finished my quest and went away…..far far away…..from ellinia all the way to inside ant tunnel.

I coincidentally bumped into BIahBa again! So I thought,” wa seh, surely got some fate in this! hehe!!!” Then we travelled together for most of that day.

Me playing maple, 2 reasons:

1. Aran 2x exp, and I wanna get the lvl 50 bandana!

2. Meet girls online!

Hey Marcus Lim this maple addict, has dozens of maple girls’ numbers, and he even went out with them. So I wanted to do the same, this is like what, the EASIEST way to know a girl. Just going up real life and saying ‘HI’ is just……beyond me….

So after while, like at 11pm, I was about to ask for her number , but she asked personal questions first.

BIahBa (BB): Hey you what school?

SK: commonwealth, you?

BB: oh Cat high.

SK:…….WHAT?

BB: catholic high school

SK: hey thats a boy’s school….

BB: yeah i know

SK: YOU BOY OR GIRL?

BB: ALL THIS TIME YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT I WAS A GIRL?

SK: YEAH?! THEN WHY THE HELL YOU A GIRL?

BB: the cash girl items nicer wad…

SK: omgg……….

BB: wa you thought I girl…..shit gay thinking man…..

SK: Dude just murder me?

And when I found out ‘SHE’ was a ‘HE’, I was seriously gonna whack myself for being so stupid, and when I told zuyang about this he laughed till he couldn’t stand straight.

Hiya……..my hopes are just crushed……CRUSHED!!!!

MegaMcSpicy Mania

Dinner wasn’t cooked, so had to order, actually supposed to be KFC but too full, so had to turn to old friend.

While ordering online, I was damn hungry and was tempted by the damn oily, cute looking MEGA McSpicy (Big mac so ugly…)

And I still had to geikiang (act pro), went to order latte.

So when it came, damn happy, can appease my stomach. But I regretted soon after….

The Latte was pure shit, it tasted like water, BITTER WATER, stupid combi. MegaMcSpicy was waiting for me in the box, seducing me to gobble it up….

Couldn’t hold it anymore, opened it and grabbed my first bite, haha, no feeling one, like chicken feet.

But before I reached half the burger, I was crying, face was as red as a tomato, sweating from tip to toe, could feel the sweat coming out from my skin…..

And together with the latte, I could die.

At least the latte managed to stop the MegaMcSpicy burning me better than other drinks.

Other times Chili is nothing, but this time different. I was banging the table like a mad man, finally I almost finished the burger, leaving one small bite, BUT DIDN’T DARE LOL.

Just had to get over with it, stuffed it in my mouth and ho seh liao (can liao).

I rushed to the toilet, sneezed, snot on my hand, tears dripped on my hand, and without washing first, just applied soap and mixed it, applied it on my tomato face. DISGUSTING SIA.

After effects…

felt like puking, had a stomach ache, like hell….

Learnt my lesson: Double cheeseburger is my best friend.

 

INTO MAPLE AGAIN!!!

Maple is just something good to do while on com, don’t you feel bored while on the com? Nothing to do? Go play maple lah.

With the new world IZAR!!!! And the new job ARAN!!! Its funner.

Its something to while your time away, eh its holidays, like seriously nothing to do, you people don’t call me out to ‘kaikai’.

THEREFORE, GO PLAY MAPLE, EVEN THOUGH ITS KINDA WASTING YOUR LIFE AWAY, ITS BETTER THAN WASTING IT ON DUMB GAMES LIKE MOUSEHUNT, OR DOTA? RIGHT?

I’m playing Izar, 24 hour 2x exp NUB!

My CHAR is named: SeLiMaTeUs

CHIO RITE!?

Waa…..I should stop this…

Badminton training was a killer today, and both my knees got injuries, like really serious ones, when I sit down its damn hard to get up again, squatting is worse. It feels like some sprain or something…..

And after training, come home, shower and then lie on couch to get a “little rest”, and sleep for 4-5 hours. When i wake up its like I just had drunk sex (OKAY I dunno, just imagined it to be suckish). My hair would be messed up, face oily, neck would be in pain….it just sucks….

And to make things worse this guy from some other country (11 numbers) called me and shouted: EH BUNGADEH PUDEH!

I was freaking pissed so shouted back: FUCK YOU BITCH FACE!

And just hanged up…

I’m SCREWING UP MY LIFE, AGAIN! I think there are many other posts like this in my past posts.

And tomorrow, some health conference thats gonna be running for 11 hours, all the way from 7.30am……

I’m gonna get some red bull….

GAY

I’m just afraid of gays, guys that like guys, where’s the reason….

I was traveling home from harbour-front after clarissa’s birthday, and I waited at the bus stop for the bus. Then this group of paikias that work at macdonals walked to the bus stop. They had black eye-liner, which is totally hot on girls but on guys its just WRONG.

So they sat down, with their girl like sitting positions, one of them even tied his hair like a girl. I was minding my own business playing my PSP (DISSIDIA!!! actually now a bit boring.) when I just looked up cause I lost and to catch a breath.

THE GAY LOOKED AT ME AND WINKED, AND GRINNED, BLOODY SHIT IT WAS SCARY I TELL YOU.

LUCKILY, BUS 10 CAME (THANK GOD), I BOARDED THE BUS AND YEAH, ESCAPED FROM THE GAYS.

I know its not their fault they’re gay (or is it?), izzit genes or what? Its just weird……

You all know adam lambert? this guy right here

Yeah he’s gay, which CREEPS ME OUT. I think he was the better idol in american idol, thats what the pundits say as well, but the other guy won (whats his name again?). Kris…..Kris allen or something.

Enough about that, the topic is GAY, damn it just makes my hair stand….

Carrying on…..You know Thailand? The guys DO SURGERY TO BECOME GALS……WHAT THE BITCH (sorry) IS WRONG WITH THEM?!

Ronaldo from brazil, was once one of the best strikers in the world, and being a rich guy, he like the current cristiano ronaldo (ASS TRAITOR) finds hookers too…….which is just a disgrace…..

Ronaldo-brazil one, he went to find a hooker, the hooker looked like a girl but wasn’t, when she (or rather HE), stripped, ronaldo found a DCIK when there was supposed to be a VGAIAN. Shocked, he burst out of the room lol, served him right.

And not long ago, this uni-guy, taught tuition at this small boy’s house, and eventually raped him……SICK, JUST SICK.

But what can we do, they are humans too…….BUT THEY MUSN’T CROSS THE BLOODY LINE, others aren’t gay!

ahhh…….just disgusted lah…..

Stalker

In today’s (actually it happened on sat) episode, I wasn’t stalked, I was the stalker (or somewhat).

Normal day getting on harbourfront MRT to go some place, So I was going down the long escalators and I saw this girl mini-skirt, long nice hair, big nice earrings, gladiator shoes, but the problem was that I was looking at the “Epilogue”, “blurb” or “summary” whatever you call it (BACK OF THE BOOK). For you blur-sotongs who still don’t understand, I was looking at the back view.

And Natural guy instincts told me: DUDE GO CHECK OUT THE FACE!

So I listened to my inner voice and walked faster….and faster and faster…….

eventually we boarded the same train (why else would a person be at harbourfront?), so she walked and leaned onto this glass panel(not the door). and I still could only see the back view. I couldn’t blow my cover so I just took my time and sat a distance.

Arrived at dhoby ghaut and she got down there too. AND I WAS STILL FOLLOWING HER BACK DAMMIT.

And I had to get to the novena but she was LEAVING THE STATION.

SO LAST RESORT, I COUGHED REALLY LOUD, so loud it was kinda embarrassing.

Almost everyone looked at me, including her, and guess what I saw……

God I was blinded by “BANGS” (this ugly hairstyle girls dunno why they like).

HALF HER FACE WAS COVERED, but the other half, fat cheeks, fat lips, small eyes, kinda looked like a koala, but it wasn’t cute……..horseshit I wasted my time.

So I walked off disappointed……..suffering from depression, trauma, shock, and thousands of other stuff.

My experience has taught me a lesson: dude, don’t gudge a book by its back, look at how pretty the front is first.

HEY, yeah, I got something here!

Girls are like books

the front may look nice and colourful

the back may arouse curiosity

but what matters is inside, as thats were the story is.

WOW.

Rotting

My parents are away for the week, leaving me AND THE FISHING MAID at home.

With another person at home, I can’t do whatever I like, like play the piano like a mad man, actually thats the only thing.

SO i’ve gotten back to maple story, the game that partially ruined me for years, Seriously nothing to do, so i’m collecting dust……..

Hey call me go out leh (DESPO), any place, anytime, anywhere (in singapore), whoever you are I don’t care, just gimme a call or something.

Wow, DESPERATE SIA…

Lifeless…again

Being a teenager, there will be mood swings (especially the girls). So now I’m getting those moodswings, sleeping at 3am waking up at 10am, having a “screw the whole world” attitude, why do I always go there?

Actually had my schedule planned out, damn perfect, but people just can’t stick to the plan, change appointments here and there and ultimately affect my overall schedule, so……life is mixey.

Well…..here are some pictures over the weeks.

LOL, villa getting raped.

I dunno why this just…….its just weird…..

Look at the pro who won $100, its $10 x 10.

 

Ever seen a fry (is it fry or fri? PLURAL: FRIES, SINGULAR: FRY?), oh whatever, bet you never seen this shape b4.

Shit headache, ahHH!