Silent Addiction
Comments (7)Hi, 2nd post of the day, just have to make something clear.
The title means nothing, at the moment I’ve run out of ideas for titles, so i just put something random and cool, you have to admit “silent addiction” is cool.
These days people have been asking me,”you have girlfriend?”
I would say no, and they say,” whats wrong with you?” or “no life sia” or just “loser”.
And they would all ask,” WHY DON’T HAVE? YOU DAMN NOOB SIA.”
I see my friends change boy/girlfriends every month, they just toy with each other, and I think thats stupid, some tell me its “getting experience”…..They see the face they like and they just jump into a relationship, especially those ahbeng, I dunno why, girls like to hang out with ahbengs, just side-tracked a little.
Before you go into a relationship you have to know the person first, maybe you really dislike some part of that person? I remember I liked this girl in my class, then once I turned back to look at her, SHE DIGGED HER NOSE, SHE DIGGED SO HARD THAT HER NOSE BLED.
Just know a person well enough then go into a relationship.
The reason I don’t have a girlfriend is simple: I haven’t found her yet.
If you’re curious, here are some stuff I look for in a girl.
1) Kind heart, WAIT AH
2) Good attitude, WAIT AH
3)Not ugly, okay, you’ve waited long enough. I shall continue in the next paragraph, please follow me hehe =D
Every time I see a pretty girl, she’ll be sitting on the seats of the MRT or buses, totally ignoring the elderly or those who need the seat more. I’m not trying to act a good boy, sitting down when no one’s in the bus/train is fine, but when its rather crowded and others need it, why are you sitting down? Its simple, just stand up.
Pretty girls like to flaunt their good looks, so they cam whore all over the place. I’m not saying 1 or 2 photos, thats fine, i mean like 10, 20, some girls take 5 photos of themselves for each blog post. Humble abit lah, you have something, you keep it, don’t show off.
Girls like to be loud, I dunno why, maybe its to gain attention. A girl likes to talk, and thats good, everytime I talk to a girl i just sit there and listen, I don’t have much to say, so she keeps talking and talking and talking, which is a good thing. But loud is different, its so…..whats that word…..noisy….?
Flirtatiousness, guys and girls all have that bad habit, its a matter of how well you control it. I dunno how to explain this in words, you think about it.
Girls idolize stars, what robert pattinson, uhhhhh shinee ah, they were just in singapore, and girls flock to them, STUPID. Its plain dumbness to idolize these stars. Don’t look at me, I don’t idolize any girl stars or whatever.
So far I haven’t met a girl with the above 3…..things. Eh seriously its DAMN HARD, you go try lor, if you can find, call me, eh seriously, call me.
East and West
I went to cut my hair today, and my barber, this lady who i’ve been going since I was born, talked to this caucasian guy while she cut his hair. The lady was a chinese speaker and had a mediocre control of english, and the man was of course imba at english with his accent.
note that I’m not criticizing anyone, just something that made me smile.
I was sitting beside them and I heard this.
Lady: Your hair issit you go the shopping mall to cut?
Man: no, I cut my hair at a barber under my apartment.
Lady: oh, salon?
Man: yes yes.
Lady: Trim or botak?
Man: botak?
Lady: *thinking what botak was in english………
Me: bald.
Man: oh oh just trim it a little thank you.
Lady: I always see on the street the white people like to botak
Man: Its to their personal preference
Lady: *stunned at what he said, didn’t understand so she side track.
Lady: wow, your hair so little.
Man: yes yes, when a person gets old it happens, its normal.
Lady: ya ya.
Man: I remember when I was little, in the village when I was still a little boy my mother cut my hair by putting a bowl on my head haha.
Lady: oh you have a little boy? (she didn’t understand him lol)
Man: yes 2.
Lady: how old is him?
Man: 4 and 9
lady: wow, so big already, my son only 25. (she heard as 49 ROFL)
Man: okay…..
then they stopped talking until the hair cut was finished.
And when the angmo paid the lady, the lady gave him 2 oranges for chinese new year.
Man: oh I can’t take them.
Lady: Never mind, they are complimemory one (wanted to say complimentary haha), for the chinese new year.
Man: oh chinese new year, alright, thank you very much.
It may not be funny here, if you hear their accents you laugh like a dog. Cause I always talk to her in chinese, its seldom I hear her speak english.
Oh my……my posts are kinda noob now, well sec 3 life I’m still trying to adapt, so pls be patient with me.
WTF AM I SAYING SIA.
copper is not a metal, its a metalloid
WHO THE FUCK CARES?!
Maths and science or rather CHEMISTRY is screwing up my life.
Maths with all the polynomial crap, what f(x)=(1-x)(2+x)A+B+Q(x) WHATEVER. The X-es are messing up my brain, the maths teacher was teaching, I stared at her, the words went inside one ear but came out of the other, not really actually, went inside and my ears converted them into,” blah blah blah blah.”
I was so pissed I was gonna cry, the words were like GREEK, SERIOUS GREEK.
Chemistry, I really hate chemistry, you think I care about the NaSO4, NH3? Let the science nerds do the chemical equations, let me sleep.
I seem to be complaining alot in my posts these days. sry lah, I’m just tired, trying to get my life back on track again….
Electronic drugs
I can’t do my homework cause I keep watching snsd, peter chao, nigahiga etc. vids on youtube, I just can’t stop.
And as time goes by, the homework stack keeps adding and adding and adding. Just no mood to pick up my pen and do anything, just wanna stick to the screen. And when i’m very enthu to do homework, the piano will seduce me,” touch me…..touch me…..”
And after numbing my hands, I’ll get hungry, and after I eat, I’ll feel like sleeping.
Oh, just came back from camp, it was fun, all the mudwater in my mouth, mosquito/beetle/leech/etc. bites, but there were friends and friends make everything better.
Now I’m back to school life………..hey tell me how you get yourself to do homework.
hiya
Over the weekends, I watched so many badminton games on super sports, how to stand when receiving serve, which leg in front when taking smash, what situation to do what, I analysed like mad.
Because of my last game against nanhua which I lost, I wanted to make up for my mistakes and see how to really play the game. I watched like 20 matches, 1 hour each, singles and doubles badminton.
I got a blister from playing soccer, pasted 2 plasters over the hole, brought water bottle and towel, I was 100% ready for the match.
AND AS ALWAYS, things don’t always go as planned. I was SO ON, but the coach didn’t think I was good enough to play due to my last match, so he didn’t let me play.
When I saw the line-up, I was,” lose liao.”
Its not that my team mates are noob, its just that the line up was wrongly put, like putting van der sar to be a striker and cristiano ronaldo to be a goal keeper.
No confidence in winning anymore, because I wasn’t playing……..
The coach just dosen’t know me well enough to put me in……
In sports, its either best or you’re nothing, only the best gets noticed.
Welllll…….next year is my last chance to win something, seriously gonna push myself like mad, my team mates (I know you’re reading this.), work hard tgt, win tgt.
This entire post feels weird sia…..
Lying is a virtue
You know sometimes when your mom/dad cooks, he’ll ask,” nice anot?” And the best thing to say is,” wa damn nice.”
Your mom would wear something more presentable because she’s going to a marriage ceremony or whatsoever, and she’ll ask,” nice anot?” and you MUST say ,”very nice, very presentable and stylish.”
A few days ago we were all getting ready to go the my parents’ company’s D&D (dinner and dance). So we all got ready, my mom came down wearing this dress and asked,” pretty anot?” My bro, the sweet talker said,” very pretty.” And me, being a real criticizer I said,” not really, in a way it shows your fats.” And my mom ON THE SPOT BLACK FACE.
After the whole thing, my mom asked,” was my speech good?” She gave a speech to the company on their difficulties, break through from the recession etc. And I dunno why I like to criticize so much,” your speech was blurry, your english was rather broken and you were rather soft.”
And my partially drunk dad,” YOU THINK YOU CAN DO BETTER?” And I realised I insulted someone unknowingly again, and said no. My dad along the whole trip home kept talking about this issue, but I didn’t hear anything he said cause of me earphones.
Its kinda ridiculous, others ask for your comments, you tell them your real thoughts, and you get pwned, whats this? I thought honesty was a virtue……
So sometimes you have to tell lies, it makes the person happy and it saves your ass, win win situation. white lies heeee.
BUT, if example your girlfriend or whatever wears something or is gonna do something that will make them really embarrass themselves, dude you seriously have to tell the truth. If they understand they’ll freakin love you for saving them from humiliation, but if they don’t understand and still hate you, at least you can tell yourself,” I did a good thing, I did a good thing.”
In most cases, just tell lies, most of the time lies makes life easier, never do homework,” oh I didn’t get it” or “left it under my bed to straighten it out and forgot to bring.”
Haha…..and adults wonder why we lie to them, if we didn’t we would have got PWNED SO HARD we wouldn’t have survived till today.
OMFG peter chao
THIS IS FREAKING HILARIOUS, I’M LAUGHING LIKE A DOG NOW
Here’s the link, can’t post the vid here cause there’s some outrage of modesty with the video pic.
copy and paste, delete the space in the middle. Troublesome…
http://www.youtube.com/ watch?v=ncY2rtVHKF8
“YANKING, YANKING THE BALLS”
If you wanna find out more go to youtube and check out his videos, you’ll laugh till you cry.
Even though he’s a bit vulgar, okay very, he’s still funny.
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No team spirit…
The reason I like to do stuff in teams is cause we support each other, we win together, we lose together. And as a team, we strive to win, but thats not really the case for me.
Were at nanhua high doing our west zone badminton thing. If the person playing scored a point, the team should clap and say stuff like,” SUI! (nice) or whatsoever stuff that sounds good.” But my team, some just sit there and stare, some play their psp, some press their handphones, I look around I’m the only one clapping and I look like some retard clapping while others don’t care. Occasionally the others would clap, but the person in the court needs more encouragement, if the team shows that they support him, he would be more driven to win it for the team.
Another thing, we will be against a strong team next, and I was discussing strategies on how we could probably win. And some others were,” stop wasting your time lah, we cannot win one. Wait, we can win, but we have 0.0000001% of winning.” It makes me feel so much like whacking the guy. If someone has this kind of losing attitude, that the team is gonna lose, he should just immediately quit the team, whats the point of being in a team you think is gonna lose?
I just really hope the team can like really…..I dont know…..just believe in each other….
rather clueless teacher
Geog lesson today, many ppl including me didn’t hand up our work, so she read out the names,” neil? neil where are you?”
Then Neil went to say,” oh I think he today absent.”
Teacher: absent?
Neil: ya, he sick i think.
Teacher: okay…Mahen!
Mahen: oh he today also sick.
Teacher: so many people sick? must be some flu running around.
The class was trying so hard to hold back their laughs.
In the middle of the lesson, she scolded us for having this kind of crappy learning attitude, she scolded halfway,” you people keep making noise in the class, how to listen? If you don’t listen”
Then some guy went to interfere,” Eh teacher, whats the difference of Himalayas and Haiti?”
She started to explain the difference, completely forgot she was scolding us, my friend beside me said,” woah, mega sidetracking.” And the whole class realised the sudden sidetrack and again, held back their laughters.
I’m afraid I’m gonna fail geog cause the teacher is kinda…..the mind is kinda weird….
Have you ever heard of the brand KAMPONGDIDAS? (ADIDAS + KAMPONG = KAMPONGDIDAS ROFL)
LOL NICE RITE, but when I wore it, it looked like girls’ shoes…
Its for camp so what the heck…..
